Recipients of the missive were urged to consider opening their homes this Saturday for parties as "a safe, secure place for students to have fun," adding if adults "provide the alcohol, you can have peace of mind knowing that they did not acquire it illegally. Condoms were included with the letters--which were written on Portland Public Schools stationery--since "STD epidemics have spread through other high school communities and we want to prevent such an outbreak as best we can." The letter was purportedly written by "The Lincoln High School Faculty and Administration."
Parts of the letter are ridiculous, such as the statement that a fifth of cognac will serve eight adults or four teenagers. School official want police to find out who was responsible for sending the letter, which was copied on the limited-access school letterhead. The Smoking Gun has a copy of the letter. Link -via Fark
Man what a sad sad bunch of soulless clowns.
It's a joke, a prank an shenanigan.
Aside from the ideas actually being pretty good that is.
A safe environment where kids didn't skull a bottle of jaegermiester and choke on their own vomit, or wake up in the back of a pick-up being fucked by the football team.
But yes we should prosecute the pranksters.
With waht exactly?
It's so easy to duplicate a letterhead, just scan it into the computer (assuming that they have received letters from the school before)! I've done it before (although I found out later I didn't need to, the letterhead is saved to the school network where anyone can access it but most people are too stupid to realise where it is).
i attended a prom party where the mother at the house took everyone's keys away until the next day. we all had a great time, and most importantly, no one got drunk and drove home.
"you can drink, but then you CAN NOT drive"
People don't seem to learn that key lesson any of the other ways parents/teachers/officials have tried.
Where did you get this cognac? Answer me, young lady!
idk my bff Jill?
I like the phrase "fantastic young adults".
Lincoln High School must have one serious pickle up its bum if it's trying to waste the police department's time with this.
ahhhh motion lotion.
LMFAO