Portland Prom Prank Probed

Someone sent a letter to the parents of students at Lincoln High School in Portand, Oregon, urging them to provide alcohol on prom night.
Recipients of the missive were urged to consider opening their homes this Saturday for parties as "a safe, secure place for students to have fun," adding if adults "provide the alcohol, you can have peace of mind knowing that they did not acquire it illegally. Condoms were included with the letters--which were written on Portland Public Schools stationery--since "STD epidemics have spread through other high school communities and we want to prevent such an outbreak as best we can." The letter was purportedly written by "The Lincoln High School Faculty and Administration."

Parts of the letter are ridiculous, such as the statement that a fifth of cognac will serve eight adults or four teenagers. School official want police to find out who was responsible for sending the letter, which was copied on the limited-access school letterhead. The Smoking Gun has a copy of the letter. Link -via Fark

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This is fantastic prank and I think it is absolutely hilarious. Good for them for having a bit of fun and doing it in such clever fashion. I am one proud LHS alumna and hopefully the administration has more important things to do that try and use any and all methods to find out the culprit. Nobody got hurt and no school property (unlike damage done by grafiti)was harmed. Let the kids have some fun!
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Excellent joke. Although sending condoms to all those parents would have cost a little.

I like the phrase "fantastic young adults".

Lincoln High School must have one serious pickle up its bum if it's trying to waste the police department's time with this.
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