Top Secret Military Black Programs Have Spiffy Patches!

Posted by Alex in Fashion, Weapons & War on April 21, 2008 at 12:39 pm


Many military programs are "black" or so top secret that they appear only as a single line item in the Department of Defense’s expense report.

But just because they’re secret, it doesn’t mean that they are without style or a sense of humor. Photographer Trevon Paglen has stumbled upon a strange way of documenting these black ops: each and every one of them has wonderfully strange military patches, the kind worn on uniforms:

“It’s a fresh approach to secret government,” Steven Aftergood, a security expert at the Federation of American Scientists in Washington, said in an interview. “It shows that these secret programs have their own culture, vocabulary and even sense of humor.”

One patch shows a space alien with huge eyes holding a stealth bomber near its mouth. “To Serve Man” reads the text above, a reference to a classic “Twilight Zone” episode in which man is the entree, not the customer. “Gustatus Similis Pullus” reads the caption below, dog Latin for “Tastes Like Chicken.”

Military officials and experts said the patches are real if often unofficial efforts at building team spirit. [...]

Trevor Paglen, an artist and photographer finishing his Ph.D. in geography at the University of California, Berkeley, has managed to document some of this hidden world. The 75 patches he has assembled reveal a bizarre mix of high and low culture where Latin and Greek mottos frame images of spooky demons and sexy warriors, of dragons dropping bombs and skunks firing laser beams.

“Oderint Dum Metuant,” reads a patch for an Air Force program that mines spy satellite images for battlefield intelligence, according to Mr. Paglen, who identifies the saying as from Caligula, the first-century Roman emperor famed for his depravity. It translates “Let them hate so long as they fear.”

Wizards appear on several patches. The one hurling lightning bolts comes from a secret Air Force base at Groom Lake, northwest of Las Vegas in a secluded valley. Mr. Paglen identifies its five clustered stars and one separate star as a veiled reference to Area 51, where the government tests advanced aircraft and, U.F.O. buffs say, captured alien spaceships.

And now, Trevor has published photographs of these military black ops patches in a book, aptly titled "I Could Tell You but Then You Would Have to Be Destroyed by Me," which itself is a translation of a patch for a Navy black project.

Link: NY Times Article by William J. Broad | Trevor’s website – via Kuro5hin


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14 comments to "Top Secret Military Black Programs Have Spiffy Patches!"

  1. Thespian24601
    April 21st, 2008 at 1:29 pm

    Neato! I want one of thems.

  2. Jay Vaughan
    April 21st, 2008 at 2:09 pm

    ERmm... anyone who wears a patch "TO SERVE MAN" needs to be shot on sight! ARRRGH!! We *don't* need Black Ops feeding the aliens, thanks very much!

  3. Ali S.
    April 21st, 2008 at 2:21 pm

    Alright all I'm going to say is that I do hope these are real and not spoofs. Man, I wish I was in a secret project the things I would reveal...

    ...the next day Ali S. was never heard from again and his apartment was empty and cleaned up.

  4. Ali S.
    April 21st, 2008 at 2:22 pm

    @ Thespian24601

    YAY! You registered! :D

  5. Review Stew
    April 21st, 2008 at 2:53 pm

    If you live in the Bay Area, Trevor has a show opening up on June 1 at the Berkeley Art Museum, all about surveillance - it looks to be awesome.

  6. Alannah
    April 21st, 2008 at 3:27 pm

    Must have. Must have.

  7. Lore
    April 21st, 2008 at 4:06 pm

    This looks so awesome!

    I agree with Ali S., these are much cooler if they're real and not spoofs.

  8. DaMamaJama
    April 21st, 2008 at 4:40 pm

    They're real - I saw this guy on the Colbert Report a couple of weeks ago. He also has a book out of his collection of patches called "I Could Tell You But Then You Would Have to Be Destroyed by Me: Emblems from the Pentagon's Black World". Definitely worth a look

  9. empty-minded
    April 21st, 2008 at 4:51 pm

    I Want To Believe.

  10. Lea
    April 21st, 2008 at 7:19 pm

    Someone please tell me I am translating that patch wrong...
    "Eats (tastes) like chicken"??

  11. Thomas
    April 22nd, 2008 at 10:39 am

    Correct, Lea. We taste like chicken, I hear. Always wanted to know for certain, though.

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    September 11th, 2008 at 9:57 pm

    I work for a company that makes military patches.
    A lot of our customers are in Iraq and I have seen requests for embroidered patches with the weirdest designs.
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  14. todd
    February 25th, 2009 at 12:03 am

    I was in an army black program!
    We had better thank our lucky stars that they are on our side!


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