Quote: Phyllis Diller on Golf

By Alex in Quote-a-Day, Sports on Apr 18, 2008 at 1:25 am

"The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing."

– Phyllis Diller, comedienne, on golf


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  1. bean
    Apr 18th, 2008 at 9:48 am

    Proof that there is no such thing as a funny female comedian. Excluding Wanda Sykes, of course.

  2. Onym
    Apr 18th, 2008 at 12:47 pm

    Having played golf that one time I got a little chuckle out of that.

  3. Moon
    Apr 18th, 2008 at 10:43 pm

    Um, bean, Phyllis Diller was absolutely hilarious. She was one of the top comedians in an era that gave us Rodney Dangerfield, Milton Berle, Johnny Carson, Dean Martin, Buddy Hackett, Jonathon Winters, etc.

    Take it back.

  4. Alannah
    Apr 19th, 2008 at 9:20 pm

    I will never, ever understand why people want to play golf.


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