Comments on: Baaaaad Dog! http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/16/baaaaad-dog/ The Neat Side of the Web Mon, 08 Sep 2008 04:29:14 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.1 By: stormie24 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/16/baaaaad-dog/#comment-516722 stormie24 Thu, 17 Apr 2008 23:37:17 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/16/baaaaad-dog/#comment-516722 I love how in the link he says that the smell is "pretty much gone." I wonder how he explains that one to the ladies... I love how in the link he says that the smell is “pretty much gone.” I wonder how he explains that one to the ladies…

]]> By: Scooter http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/16/baaaaad-dog/#comment-516632 Scooter Thu, 17 Apr 2008 20:46:39 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/16/baaaaad-dog/#comment-516632 He said that he couldn't get it out of the holes in the leather, and then he listed off a whole list of stuff he used... how about a shopvac dummy. Seriously, he used a toothbrush. He said that he couldn’t get it out of the holes in the leather, and then he listed off a whole list of stuff he used… how about a shopvac dummy. Seriously, he used a toothbrush.

]]> By: Evilbeagle http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/16/baaaaad-dog/#comment-516279 Evilbeagle Thu, 17 Apr 2008 16:25:36 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/16/baaaaad-dog/#comment-516279 My dogs are perfect little flowers *coughsputter&trytokeepastraightface*, but I have a friend whose Great Dane chewed up a couch. All that was left was a lot of stuffing and a frame. It took about an hour for him too. My dogs are perfect little flowers *coughsputter&trytokeepastraightface*, but I have a friend whose Great Dane chewed up a couch. All that was left was a lot of stuffing and a frame. It took about an hour for him too.

]]> By: Ally http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/16/baaaaad-dog/#comment-515978 Ally Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:50:14 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/16/baaaaad-dog/#comment-515978 At least you can clean that up, my black Lab chewed up the leather interior in my car, the gear cover, the center console, door handles, head rests, practically everything, all that in one hour... At least you can clean that up, my black Lab chewed up the leather interior in my car, the gear cover, the center console, door handles, head rests, practically everything, all that in one hour…

]]> By: Jerub-Baal http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/16/baaaaad-dog/#comment-515958 Jerub-Baal Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:32:21 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/16/baaaaad-dog/#comment-515958 Reminds me of an urban legend from the early eighties. Pimp with a Caddilac convertible guarded by a doberman keeps parking in a neighborhood. People in neighborhood get the pimp to leave by sneaking the dog a whole bar of chocolate X-Lax.... Reminds me of an urban legend from the early eighties. Pimp with a Caddilac convertible guarded by a doberman keeps parking in a neighborhood. People in neighborhood get the pimp to leave by sneaking the dog a whole bar of chocolate X-Lax….

]]> By: MoonCake http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/16/baaaaad-dog/#comment-515916 MoonCake Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:47:44 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/16/baaaaad-dog/#comment-515916 and on the i-pod too! gross.. poor pup. but i have a better story, only, this situation involved human feces as means of vandalism. it was easter sunday last year when my friend was going to visit the solid rock church (he's an athiest religion major) and see what kind of sermon they had to offer (btw- that's the church with "touchdown jesus" in front of it. some of you may better know it as "big butter jesus"). so you can only imagine his surprise when he opened his car door that lovely sunday morning... there was apparently a string of car vandalism down the street where about 6-7 cars were left with piles of human feces all over the seats. he said it looked like someone had been holding it in for a while and literally entered the back of the car shitting, managed to crawl around the seats enough to get it up and around the head-rests, up to the front seat where they left a modest pile, and continued shitting on the way out. he said it was the worst thing he had ever seen and smelled. needless to say, he did not make it church that day. now whenever my friends and i are having a bad day, all we have to say is "at least someone didn't shit in your car." that usually brightens us up for the moment we remember what happened to my friend marc. have a good day everyone! and on the i-pod too! gross.. poor pup. but i have a better story, only, this situation involved human feces as means of vandalism. it was easter sunday last year when my friend was going to visit the solid rock church (he’s an athiest religion major) and see what kind of sermon they had to offer (btw- that’s the church with “touchdown jesus” in front of it. some of you may better know it as “big butter jesus”). so you can only imagine his surprise when he opened his car door that lovely sunday morning… there was apparently a string of car vandalism down the street where about 6-7 cars were left with piles of human feces all over the seats. he said it looked like someone had been holding it in for a while and literally entered the back of the car shitting, managed to crawl around the seats enough to get it up and around the head-rests, up to the front seat where they left a modest pile, and continued shitting on the way out. he said it was the worst thing he had ever seen and smelled. needless to say, he did not make it church that day. now whenever my friends and i are having a bad day, all we have to say is “at least someone didn’t shit in your car.” that usually brightens us up for the moment we remember what happened to my friend marc. have a good day everyone!

]]> By: ted http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/16/baaaaad-dog/#comment-515893 ted Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:20:54 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/16/baaaaad-dog/#comment-515893 Not as gross as you would have thought. I just wonder why he took pictures. It's like the people who think every little thing their cat or child does is fascinating. A dog pooped in a car - astounding! Not as gross as you would have thought. I just wonder why he took pictures. It’s like the people who think every little thing their cat or child does is fascinating.

A dog pooped in a car - astounding!

]]> By: Christophe http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/16/baaaaad-dog/#comment-515762 Christophe Thu, 17 Apr 2008 03:54:48 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/16/baaaaad-dog/#comment-515762 Evilbeagle : beat me to it ;) Remind me of the Mythbuster's episode when they put a dead pig in a Corvette, the car in a container, and the container in the CA sun for a month or so... Evilbeagle : beat me to it ;)

Remind me of the Mythbuster’s episode when they put a dead pig in a Corvette, the car in a container, and the container in the CA sun for a month or so…

]]> By: NiteWhite http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/16/baaaaad-dog/#comment-515734 NiteWhite Thu, 17 Apr 2008 02:59:41 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/16/baaaaad-dog/#comment-515734 I wouldnt ever sit in that car again knowing that feces were stuck in the holes and crevices. Not unless you paid me $10k. I wouldnt ever sit in that car again knowing that feces were stuck in the holes and crevices. Not unless you paid me $10k.

]]> By: tjfgnv http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/16/baaaaad-dog/#comment-515726 tjfgnv Thu, 17 Apr 2008 02:48:49 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/16/baaaaad-dog/#comment-515726 sick-o-rama sick-o-rama

]]> By: cdog http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/16/baaaaad-dog/#comment-515697 cdog Thu, 17 Apr 2008 01:23:52 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/16/baaaaad-dog/#comment-515697 step 1. lock dog in car step 2. push car into lake step 2. claim insurance, blame act of dog step 1. lock dog in car
step 2. push car into lake
step 2. claim insurance, blame act of dog

]]> By: Evilbeagle http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/16/baaaaad-dog/#comment-515651 Evilbeagle Wed, 16 Apr 2008 22:53:30 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/16/baaaaad-dog/#comment-515651 Someone has to say it... Shit happens. Someone has to say it…

Shit happens.

]]> By: cuimhne http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/16/baaaaad-dog/#comment-515583 cuimhne Wed, 16 Apr 2008 21:44:09 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/16/baaaaad-dog/#comment-515583 Bizarrely my first thought was actually what an ugly interior that car has... anyway, at least he didn't totally go off on the dog over it, it's hardly her fault. Bizarrely my first thought was actually what an ugly interior that car has… anyway, at least he didn’t totally go off on the dog over it, it’s hardly her fault.

]]> By: Leah King http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/16/baaaaad-dog/#comment-515535 Leah King Wed, 16 Apr 2008 21:00:06 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/16/baaaaad-dog/#comment-515535 Sorry, but I had a worse experience with one of my sons when he was a toddler...sitting in large section of a half-full grocery cart. He gave no advanced notice. And then suddenly, it was a poop-plosion to end all poop-plosions. And I still had to buy the groceries! Sorry, but I had a worse experience with one of my sons when he was a toddler…sitting in large section of a half-full grocery cart. He gave no advanced notice. And then suddenly, it was a poop-plosion to end all poop-plosions. And I still had to buy the groceries!

]]> By: Adam Stanhope http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/16/baaaaad-dog/#comment-515454 Adam Stanhope Wed, 16 Apr 2008 19:43:28 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/16/baaaaad-dog/#comment-515454 Obviously he's never raised a human baby to maturity. While I certainly wouldn't want a dog shitting in my car like that, I've seen far worse associated with childrens' diapers - and lack of diapers. Obviously he’s never raised a human baby to maturity. While I certainly wouldn’t want a dog shitting in my car like that, I’ve seen far worse associated with childrens’ diapers - and lack of diapers.

]]> By: stacyj http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/16/baaaaad-dog/#comment-515447 stacyj Wed, 16 Apr 2008 19:39:21 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/16/baaaaad-dog/#comment-515447 Awww, gross as that is, that's still an awfully cute dog =) And while I was about to make the obligatory "What on earth is he doing leaving his dog in his car - in FLORIDA, no less?" comment, but I see he's already answered that at the end of the post itself, -maybe- it wasn't -quite- as bad as it seemed at first glance ... so instead I'll comment on my very favorite line from (near the end of) the post: "Then I took her to the beach Sunday for some fun. I love my dog..." Perhaps that's a good guy, after all =) Awww, gross as that is, that’s still an awfully cute dog =) And while I was about to make the obligatory “What on earth is he doing leaving his dog in his car - in FLORIDA, no less?” comment, but I see he’s already answered that at the end of the post itself, -maybe- it wasn’t -quite- as bad as it seemed at first glance … so instead I’ll comment on my very favorite line from (near the end of) the post: “Then I took her to the beach Sunday for some fun. I love my dog…”

Perhaps that’s a good guy, after all =)

]]> By: DanO http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/16/baaaaad-dog/#comment-515446 DanO Wed, 16 Apr 2008 19:39:20 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/16/baaaaad-dog/#comment-515446 you don't need to take your dog with you on vacation, just get the neighbor or someone in the family to stop in twice a day to feed it and take it for a walk. you don’t need to take your dog with you on vacation, just get the neighbor or someone in the family to stop in twice a day to feed it and take it for a walk.

]]> By: CheeseDuck http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/16/baaaaad-dog/#comment-515442 CheeseDuck Wed, 16 Apr 2008 19:38:28 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/16/baaaaad-dog/#comment-515442 GAH *Barf* GAH *Barf*

]]> By: SenorMysterioso http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/16/baaaaad-dog/#comment-515440 SenorMysterioso Wed, 16 Apr 2008 19:38:03 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/16/baaaaad-dog/#comment-515440 ew, poor pup ew, poor pup

]]> By: jessleigh http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/16/baaaaad-dog/#comment-515350 jessleigh Wed, 16 Apr 2008 18:38:36 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/16/baaaaad-dog/#comment-515350 This is why I don't own a dog. You can leave a cat at home when your own vacation - just get the neighbor or someone in the family to stop in once a day to feed/empty box. You have to take a dog with you when you go places. It is worse than a kid! This is why I don’t own a dog. You can leave a cat at home when your own vacation - just get the neighbor or someone in the family to stop in once a day to feed/empty box. You have to take a dog with you when you go places. It is worse than a kid!

]]> By: L http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/16/baaaaad-dog/#comment-515312 L Wed, 16 Apr 2008 18:03:59 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/16/baaaaad-dog/#comment-515312 That was one sick puppy. That was one sick puppy.

]]> By: OddNumber http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/16/baaaaad-dog/#comment-515289 OddNumber Wed, 16 Apr 2008 17:50:15 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/16/baaaaad-dog/#comment-515289 I can't imagine a cat doing worse. Amazing. I can’t imagine a cat doing worse. Amazing.

]]> By: OddNumber http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/16/baaaaad-dog/#comment-515288 OddNumber Wed, 16 Apr 2008 17:49:53 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/16/baaaaad-dog/#comment-515288 Wow, that is unfortunate! It reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where they can't get the smell out of the car. I have this mental picture of this guy trading in his car and some unfortunate person buying it only to get a nasty surprise after parking in the sun. Wow, that is unfortunate!

It reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where they can’t get the smell out of the car. I have this mental picture of this guy trading in his car and some unfortunate person buying it only to get a nasty surprise after parking in the sun.

]]> By: Scotchdrnkr http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/16/baaaaad-dog/#comment-515268 Scotchdrnkr Wed, 16 Apr 2008 17:33:35 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/16/baaaaad-dog/#comment-515268 I've seen MUCH worse just from my cat who only weights 20 lbs. I had to make a quick stop on the way back from the vet office and apparently my cat Ching wasn't to happy with me for leaving him at the vet over night. He barfed & littered both types all over the back seat of my car. He must have been holding it all in all night while at the vet. We pet lovers will put up with a lot from our pets won't we? I’ve seen MUCH worse just from my cat who only weights 20 lbs. I had to make a quick stop on the way back from the vet office and apparently my cat Ching wasn’t to happy with me for leaving him at the vet over night. He barfed & littered both types all over the back seat of my car. He must have been holding it all in all night while at the vet.
We pet lovers will put up with a lot from our pets won’t we?

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