The funniest caption will win Meet the Laugh-Out-Loud Cats, a book by Adam "Ape Lad" Koford. If you like Adam's old timey LOLcat comics (like on his Flickr set here), then this is the book for you! It has over 250 comic panels detailing the adventures of Kitteh and Pip.
Contest rules are darned simple: place your caption in the comment section. One caption per comment, please, but you can submit as many funny ones as you can think of.
Good luck! (but if you don't win, you can still get Adam's book over at Lulu)Update 4/17/08: Congratulations to MoonCake who won with this caption "Swiss Family Rednecks," as picked by da man Adam Koford himself.