Caption Monkey 26: Redneck Habitrail

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It’s Habitrail for rednecks on this week’s Neatorama and Hobotopia’s Caption Monkey Game.

The funniest caption will win Meet the Laugh-Out-Loud Cats, a book by Adam "Ape Lad" Koford. If you like Adam’s old timey LOLcat comics (like on his Flickr set here), then this is the book for you! It has over 250 comic panels detailing the adventures of Kitteh and Pip.

Contest rules are darned simple: place your caption in the comment section. One caption per comment, please, but you can submit as many funny ones as you can think of.

Good luck! (but if you don’t win, you can still get Adam’s book over at Lulu)

Update 4/17/08: Congratulations to MoonCake who won with this caption “Swiss Family Rednecks,” as picked by da man Adam Koford himself.

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April 15, 2008 at 1:12 am by Alex
Category: Caption Monkey

78 Comments to "Caption Monkey 26: Redneck Habitrail"

X-Shark
April 15th, 2008 at 2:07 am
What Britney Spears did with all of her money
Rasmaestro
April 15th, 2008 at 2:26 am
TeenElfPowah: “Yes, yes…very nice and all. Where’s the bloody auction house?”
Ali S.
April 15th, 2008 at 2:31 am
“Shady Shambles”, the newly made retirement setup for rednecks!
Val'Kyree
April 15th, 2008 at 3:12 am
“Whose Idea was it to put the toilette in the uppermost trailer?”

Sorry that Was kinda obvious…

Love Netorama, thank you for all the fun that brightens up my day - daily.
v.dog
April 15th, 2008 at 4:06 am
Tornado dreams are made of these
MoonCake
April 15th, 2008 at 4:29 am
the Swiss-Family Rednecks
konaha
April 15th, 2008 at 4:45 am
Where’s Wally?
am*dam
April 15th, 2008 at 5:37 am
This was the stage set for a 2005 open-air theatre production of Ivanov, by Anton Tsjechov. It took place in the Amsterdamse Bos Theatre in Amsterdam, the Netherlands. A remarkable venue (even without the trailers). http://www.bostheater.nl/
Mark
April 15th, 2008 at 6:02 am
Home sweet home!
aristan
April 15th, 2008 at 6:03 am
After years dealing with Beverly Hills society, the Clampetts finally finished building their summer compound where they could get away from it all.
sig
April 15th, 2008 at 6:05 am
Following the collapse of the Empire, economic recovery left many Ewoks behind.
Kevin
April 15th, 2008 at 6:24 am
Not to be a party pooper…

red·neck (r?d’n?k’) Pronunciation Key
n. Offensive Slang
Used as a disparaging term for a member of the white rural laboring class, especially in the southern United States.

nig·ger (n?g’?r) Pronunciation Key
n. Offensive Slang
Used as a disparaging term for a Black person

Now, I don’t condone the use of either word. To me it shows the intelligence of the user, or lack of.

But why is one still being used, and considered ok?

And please, no one bring up Jeff Foxworthy. As I could easily just bring up the zillions of rap songs that have the n word in it.

Doesn’t make using it right. And I am not one of those politically correct police.

I just think things should be equal so to speak.
Jason E.
April 15th, 2008 at 6:38 am
Early in his career, Dr. Seuss struggled to make ends meet as housing developer for Anna Nicole Smith.
clairmonde
April 15th, 2008 at 6:39 am
Donkey Kong’s humble beginnings.
clairmonde
April 15th, 2008 at 7:06 am
Not to feed a party pooper, but “Redneck” etymologies are based in religion and working classes, not based singularly on the color of one’s skin. If you are so concerned that Redneck is as offensive as a racial slur doing a bit of research wouldn’t hurt beyond “disparaging term” because the historical origin as well as current usage of the two words couldn’t be more different.
xenon
April 15th, 2008 at 7:07 am
“The Swiss Family Rednecks,” the newest comedy on TCM.
bean
April 15th, 2008 at 7:18 am
Ah, the droppings of the elusive Truckasaurus.
Milkman
April 15th, 2008 at 7:20 am
I need a new caravan for me ma
mcmungle
April 15th, 2008 at 7:25 am
“Well we’re movin’ on up”
rhea_sun
April 15th, 2008 at 7:30 am
Home Sweet Home Home Home Home Home Home
empty-minded
April 15th, 2008 at 7:32 am
Coming Soon, Summer 2008 - the eight and ninth levels of hell.
Howard
April 15th, 2008 at 8:14 am
The actor’s trailers on the set of the new Voltron movie.
deskjockey
April 15th, 2008 at 8:42 am
New type of tornado builds trailer parks up rather than tearing them down.
tripleX
April 15th, 2008 at 8:43 am
The slums of Rivendel. (still very beautiful though)
Another Jake
April 15th, 2008 at 8:44 am
Y’all will be assimilated. Resistance is Futile.
Jim
April 15th, 2008 at 8:44 am
Skillet Likker Mall, Cedartown, Georgia
tripleX
April 15th, 2008 at 8:45 am
Everybody knows trailers grow on trees.
Dean Venture
April 15th, 2008 at 9:01 am
a glance at the lower levels never seen on the Jetsons.
tengomono
April 15th, 2008 at 9:03 am
i think that’s art!
Alan
April 15th, 2008 at 9:40 am
When the Baton Rouge Thunderhogs added luxury boxes to their stadium, they stopped at seven because “them’s all the colors of the rainbow”.
Jer
April 15th, 2008 at 9:47 am
Even the red-necks are finding it cheaper to build upwards. . .
Ian
April 15th, 2008 at 10:16 am
You’ve heard of EuroDisney? Well get ready for Six Flags Over Alabama.
jeffjeffbobeff
April 15th, 2008 at 10:17 am
Kevin: It is true that Redneck and Nigger can both be called “disparaging” words but there was never a time when Rednecks were systematically enslaved, beaten, raped, lynched, excluded, harrassed, etc. The word nigger evokes all those things, while the word redneck does not. Please do not try to tell me they are the same thing.

Now, as for my caption:
A herd or “convoy” of motor homes rests after a long day’s travel. They utilize a defensive technique known as “bunching”, to avoid and discourage predators.
Ian
April 15th, 2008 at 10:17 am
And yet when I looked in the winder, they was all watchin’ Masterpiece Theater.
Ian
April 15th, 2008 at 10:17 am
It’s like the White Trash version of MC Escher.
Krasleto
April 15th, 2008 at 11:02 am
You can take the trailer out of the park, but you probably can’t think of a better place to put it
ted
April 15th, 2008 at 11:12 am
It does look a little unsafe.
Caption? This needs no caption.
Jamie Walorski
April 15th, 2008 at 11:12 am
Redneck Birds.
Jeff D
April 15th, 2008 at 11:13 am
I Just adore a penthouse view!
Brayden
April 15th, 2008 at 11:18 am
When life hands you trailers, make Trailer Glade™, the brand new rural-luxury retirement home.
marilouise Carlson
April 15th, 2008 at 11:27 am
Way to recycle
I’d call it “Faulty Towers”
Yosh
April 15th, 2008 at 11:37 am
Ma, we need a bigger shit bucket!
Victor
April 15th, 2008 at 11:37 am
Falling on hard times after the inevitable defeat of Lord Zedd; Jason, Trini, Billy, Kimberly and Zack turned to the single thing they each had left: one another.
gotchaby1
April 15th, 2008 at 11:46 am
Granny always did want her kin folk close by.
sybann
April 15th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
“Have you SEEN the rent on individual lots today?”
Charles
April 15th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
No one could have guessed how trailer parks would solve the land crisis in 2050.
JoBo S
April 15th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
In an effort to attract a more civilized crowd the City Council of Little Rock Arkansas decided to revamp portions of the community. They are happy to unveil phase one earlier this year.
empty-minded
April 15th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
Trailer Park Family Tree
Mr.Baguette
April 15th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
Don’t you know a skyscraper when you see one?
DonkeyKing
April 15th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
just a note: this is not a real trailer mansion, I remember reading somewhere that it was a movie set or a place where all the people who worked on the movie lived.
Christophe
April 15th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
Is dat da new Trump housin’ project? Yew’re fard!
TheeGoblin
April 15th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
“After years of fame, Tetris has moved onto the real estate market”
Jacques
April 15th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Things have been going downhill for Moshe Safdie ever since Habitat ‘67.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Habitat_67
duus
April 15th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
this is fake.

http://snopes.com/photos/architecture/redneck.asp

it’s scenery from a play.
v.dog
April 15th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
This used to be nice neighborhood, but the property values slumped when they added the plastic flamingos.
Nicole
April 15th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
“Well sure as shit we coulda done gone and buyed a house for the price of all this, but just looka here Bubba, now it’s a 4 leveled commentary on rural life meets rainbow inspired functionallity.”
rob hood
April 15th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Redneck condominium
Buck
April 15th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
Behold! Melrose Place, white trash edition. Tori’s in the one with the pink drapes.
AMR
April 15th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
Past the kidney pond, through the garden gate, up the main rickety staircase, take a left, then sharp right at the boxed begonias, and I’m in the green one with the curtain door, the mini windmill and the ladder to obscurity. BYOB.
embreeyo
April 15th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
Even in this time of fear and uncertainty in the real estate market, Donald Trump is still able to complete development on his new Trump Towers!
embreeyo
April 15th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
Don’t get your hopes up Muffy. I hear the Co-Op Board is BRUTAL!
Justme
April 15th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
Hillary Clinton Presidental Library
~April
April 15th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
A tornado’s wet dream.
Morgan
April 15th, 2008 at 8:10 pm
“High class” white trash!
megan
April 15th, 2008 at 8:12 pm
And they say we’re in a recession….?!
Mike Johnson
April 15th, 2008 at 8:46 pm
Upwardly Mobile Homes
tim brian
April 15th, 2008 at 8:49 pm
My wife told me to get rid of my hubcap collection, so I buried it in the back yard and this thing keeps growin like a weed………
nicholasg
April 15th, 2008 at 10:23 pm
Peter Pan dismisses US ecomomic concern has affected how he and the Lost boys live out their twilight years. Quick to reaffirm confidence in the fortunes of never growing up, Peter points out that Tinkerbell has recently commisioned a windmill extension to her trailer…erm…home.

“look” says Peter, “isn’t it pretty”

None of the Lost boys were available or sober for comment as of going to press.
Nerd Hut
April 15th, 2008 at 11:01 pm
Sadly, the Swiss Family Robinson’s reintegration did not go as well as planned.
evan
April 15th, 2008 at 11:33 pm
redneck high rise
JakeTheSnake
April 16th, 2008 at 1:34 am
its a good thing they have that little pond, otherwise this would be trashy
tripleX
April 16th, 2008 at 11:59 am
If you would say this place is called ‘Hobotopia’ and that monkeys and cats live there, and the view is called a neatorama, I would believe you!

(Here in Europe trailers are not associated with ‘rednecks’, but with free people, gypsies, the circus, traveling merchants, and their descendants, etc. I would love to live there)
tripleX
April 16th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
The landowner uses Google Earth for the rent.
tripleX
April 16th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Important place on the internet, where the actual downloading and uploading takes place, from T1, T2, T3 and higher, etc. Where ‘T’ means ‘Trailer’ obviously.
tripleX
April 16th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Important place on the internet, where the actual downloading and uploading takes place, from T1, T2, T3 and higher, etc. Where ‘T’ means ‘Trailer’ obviously. The different colors show the ‘band’width.
Rocky Turner
April 17th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
FOR SALE: Multi-Level TownHouse, available now. Rustic country atmosphere. Overlooks Scenic Lake. Must see to appreciate.
Seth
April 17th, 2008 at 6:23 pm
The government’s new stimulus package…
Alex
April 17th, 2008 at 7:25 pm
Congratulations to MoonCake whose comment “Swiss Family Rednecks” won the prize!

Great captions all around, guys! You made my day!

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