Comments on: Russians to Send Monkeys to Mars http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/14/russians-to-send-monkeys-to-mars/ The Neat Side of the Web Thu, 16 Feb 2012 13:03:38 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: JakeTheSnake http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/14/russians-to-send-monkeys-to-mars/comment-page-1/#comment-514918 JakeTheSnake Wed, 16 Apr 2008 06:18:55 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/14/russians-to-send-monkeys-to-mars/#comment-514918 sorry about 3 posts in a row but does anyone notice the google ads on the top of some of these pages, apparently I can buy a spider monkey through google sorry about 3 posts in a row but does anyone notice the google ads on the top of some of these pages, apparently I can buy a spider monkey through google

]]> By: JakeTheSnake http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/14/russians-to-send-monkeys-to-mars/comment-page-1/#comment-514917 JakeTheSnake Wed, 16 Apr 2008 06:17:54 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/14/russians-to-send-monkeys-to-mars/#comment-514917 images of the old cartoon "Dial M for Monkey" keep poping up in my head haha images of the old cartoon “Dial M for Monkey” keep poping up in my head haha

]]> By: JakeTheSnake http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/14/russians-to-send-monkeys-to-mars/comment-page-1/#comment-514916 JakeTheSnake Wed, 16 Apr 2008 06:17:17 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/14/russians-to-send-monkeys-to-mars/#comment-514916 monkeys in space.... why is that so funny monkeys in space…. why is that so funny

]]> By: Jerse http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/14/russians-to-send-monkeys-to-mars/comment-page-1/#comment-514763 Jerse Wed, 16 Apr 2008 04:07:07 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/14/russians-to-send-monkeys-to-mars/#comment-514763 Why can't we send something cool instead of a monkey. Why not, like, a baby elephant? Or an eagle? There should definitely be more space-eagles... Why can’t we send something cool instead of a monkey. Why not, like, a baby elephant? Or an eagle? There should definitely be more space-eagles…

]]> By: Gorf http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/14/russians-to-send-monkeys-to-mars/comment-page-1/#comment-514476 Gorf Wed, 16 Apr 2008 00:24:23 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/14/russians-to-send-monkeys-to-mars/#comment-514476 Speaking of space-sent animals, just a few days ago the Russians unveiled a monument to cute poor astro-dog Laika! http://telstarlogistics.typepad.com/telstarlogistics/2008/04/russia-remember.html Speaking of space-sent animals, just a few days ago the Russians unveiled a monument to cute poor astro-dog Laika!
http://telstarlogistics.typepad.com/telstarlogistics/2008/04/russia-re member.html

]]> By: CheeseDuck http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/14/russians-to-send-monkeys-to-mars/comment-page-1/#comment-514227 CheeseDuck Tue, 15 Apr 2008 19:42:29 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/14/russians-to-send-monkeys-to-mars/#comment-514227 Holy crap. What if monkeys colonized Mars? Now this I want to see. Holy crap. What if monkeys colonized Mars? Now this I want to see.

]]> By: Als http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/14/russians-to-send-monkeys-to-mars/comment-page-1/#comment-513625 Als Tue, 15 Apr 2008 13:50:28 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/14/russians-to-send-monkeys-to-mars/#comment-513625 Does lol-ing at a mental image of macaques running around mars in little helmets make me a bad person? Does lol-ing at a mental image of macaques running around mars in little helmets make me a bad person?

]]> By: empty-minded http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/14/russians-to-send-monkeys-to-mars/comment-page-1/#comment-513541 empty-minded Tue, 15 Apr 2008 12:44:59 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/14/russians-to-send-monkeys-to-mars/#comment-513541 Look at it from the Martian's point of view: An invasion of Mars by radiation induced mutated monkeys. The only good news is that the monkeys will be so weak from bone and muscle mass loss that they won't be able to throw their own poo at anyone. Look at it from the Martian’s point of view: An invasion of Mars by radiation induced mutated monkeys. The only good news is that the monkeys will be so weak from bone and muscle mass loss that they won’t be able to throw their own poo at anyone.

]]> By: DanO http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/14/russians-to-send-monkeys-to-mars/comment-page-1/#comment-513454 DanO Tue, 15 Apr 2008 11:21:23 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/14/russians-to-send-monkeys-to-mars/#comment-513454 Animal testing is here to stay folks, get used to it. Animal testing is here to stay folks, get used to it.

]]> By: windowshoppist http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/14/russians-to-send-monkeys-to-mars/comment-page-1/#comment-513194 windowshoppist Tue, 15 Apr 2008 05:13:47 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/14/russians-to-send-monkeys-to-mars/#comment-513194 This is just depressing. Surely they could send living cell cultures or plants or something if we want to test radiation damage. This is just depressing. Surely they could send living cell cultures or plants or something if we want to test radiation damage.

]]> By: bean http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/14/russians-to-send-monkeys-to-mars/comment-page-1/#comment-513094 bean Tue, 15 Apr 2008 03:28:05 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/14/russians-to-send-monkeys-to-mars/#comment-513094 It's like they didn't watch Planet of the Apes at all. It’s like they didn’t watch Planet of the Apes at all.

]]> By: Parker http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/14/russians-to-send-monkeys-to-mars/comment-page-1/#comment-513091 Parker Tue, 15 Apr 2008 03:26:41 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/14/russians-to-send-monkeys-to-mars/#comment-513091 Lesson: Russians do whatever crazy shit they want because in Russia there's no way PETA would be able to even advertise on their own bodies..they'd be owned by the government. Lesson: Russians do whatever crazy shit they want because in Russia there’s no way PETA would be able to even advertise on their own bodies..they’d be owned by the government.

]]> By: Alannah http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/14/russians-to-send-monkeys-to-mars/comment-page-1/#comment-513076 Alannah Tue, 15 Apr 2008 03:15:25 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/14/russians-to-send-monkeys-to-mars/#comment-513076 "space scientists want to see how the monkeys react to prolonged weightless conditions, isolation and a special diet of juices and pureed food." Flying fecal matter. They're just asking for it. “space scientists want to see how the monkeys react to prolonged weightless conditions, isolation and a special diet of juices and pureed food.”

Flying fecal matter. They’re just asking for it.

]]> By: jessleigh http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/14/russians-to-send-monkeys-to-mars/comment-page-1/#comment-513046 jessleigh Tue, 15 Apr 2008 02:07:37 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/14/russians-to-send-monkeys-to-mars/#comment-513046 In modern times, isn't there a better way to test these problems, without using monkeys? I know there is a need, but it seems very cruel and unusual. In modern times, isn’t there a better way to test these problems, without using monkeys? I know there is a need, but it seems very cruel and unusual.

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