Price Gun Assault

By Miss Cellania in Crime & Law on Apr 9, 2008 at 9:40 am

70-year-old Wal*Mart employee Dennis O’Brien was arrested in Royal Palm Beach, Florida for attacking 81-year-old coworker John Esposito with a price gun.

The report says Dennis O’Brien and John Esposito began arguing Sunday and O’Brien swung at Esposito with the tool in his right hand.

Authorities say Esposito suffered a swollen left eye and cuts on his nose and mouth.

Esposito said both he and O’Brien worked at Wal-Mart. He would not discuss the nature of their argument.

There was no word on what price the gun was set to. Link -via Digg

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DrJones
Apr 9th, 2008 at 10:06 am
They get you with the price anyway they can!
Nastia
Apr 9th, 2008 at 11:14 am
I bet it was yo mama jokes
Ali S.
Apr 9th, 2008 at 11:30 am
Esposito: $2.99 for bread?! Not with this recession! Boost up the price! *evil cackle*

O’Brien: NEVER!!! *attacks*
World's Most Beautiful Woman
Apr 9th, 2008 at 11:47 am
Nowadays, you can get national attention for ANYTHING

Can you imagine how much all this Social Site and News publicity is worth in terms of $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$4

So many start ups would foam at the mouth for all this press – all this guy did was fight someone with a price gun

Now forever, he will be in Google Yahoo Digg Reddit etc etc and in the archives of hundreds of news papers

GEEZZZ
Becky
Apr 9th, 2008 at 11:50 am
If only he and the Duct Tape Bandit would team up, . . . . . . THERE’D BE NO STOPPING THEM!
JoBo S
Apr 9th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
There is only ONE that would dare stop that duo, Becky. The Bar Code Reader Gal!
CheeseDuck
Apr 9th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
We should ban price guns.
empty-minded
Apr 9th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
It is a myth that all old people are kindly or nice. Boy do I know. If you were mean and grouchy in your 30′s, 40′s, or 50′s, chances are your still mean and grouchy in your 60′s, 70′s, and 80′s. I knew a woman who was 102 and she would throw her walker at me just because I would tell her the time of day when she asked (she just wouldn’t like it to be that particular time of day).
Lore
Apr 9th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
And here I thought that Walmart people were suppose to be friendly.
Thomas
Apr 9th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
Rolling back prices… with your face! Wait, that’s not funny at all. I’ll try again later. Sorry.
su.wei
Apr 10th, 2008 at 7:16 am
whats up with all these crazy assault stories? haha
has the world gone mad?
Alannah
Apr 11th, 2008 at 1:29 am
Roll back, motherf%&*er, roll back~!

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