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34 comments to "Man Whose House Was Hit by Five Meteorites Believes That Aliens Are Targeting Him"
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Steohawk
April 9th, 2008 at
5:32 pm
I bet it’s that little guy from Destroy All Humans.
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Lauren
April 9th, 2008 at
5:39 pm
Sheesh - what did he do to annoy them?
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Scotchdrnkr
April 9th, 2008 at
5:40 pm
I don’t know if I’d consider it bad luck. You know what a meteorite could go for on EBAY, and you have 5 of them to sell.
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jmp478
April 9th, 2008 at
5:43 pm
Yup, aliens.
Aliens have traveled thousands of light years to our little planet to… throw meteorites at some poor guy’s house. -
Video Game Dork
April 9th, 2008 at
5:47 pm
it’s what alien juvinalies do when the get drunk or stoned (pun sort of intended).
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bob
April 9th, 2008 at
5:59 pm
Ah, the moon is a harsh mistress
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otterly
April 9th, 2008 at
6:08 pm
Thinking martians are targeting you, less far fetched than 5 seperate meteorites falling from space and hitting your house.
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clinton labombard
April 9th, 2008 at
6:17 pm
Confirmed meteorites or alleged? My first instincts in the latter are: pranksters with a catapult or a big potato gun or something similar, or in the case of rough weather a tornado picked up the rocks and they were deposited there :the latter being the least likely, but aliens tossing rocks on his house? ..sure, it’s possible, but without far better evidence it’s quite improbable.
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DrJones
April 9th, 2008 at
6:25 pm
Rock Roll’d!
I’m not sure aliens would bother bothering with us. Pelting some random guy’s house is like throwing rocks at a hive of bees, no good will come of it. I’m sure they’ve scouted our planet out, this is assuming there are aliens, which I am not convinced there is any possiblity for them, but on the small off chance that there are, their scouts surely have watched our media. They are bound to have watched at least Independance Day, in which we kick some serious “A,” as we do in all alien attack movies. It’s safe to assume they would know that they don’t stand a chance against us!
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Tempscire
April 9th, 2008 at
6:29 pm
I think the Contact’s “nuking an ant hill in Africa” analogy is more apt, DrJones. We could destroy it without them ever seeing it coming, and we wouldn’t even feel bad about it.
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Leah King
April 9th, 2008 at
6:43 pm
Sucks to be you, dude.
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bean
April 9th, 2008 at
6:46 pm
I was going to make a joke about Mycroft Holmes and Free Luna, but I guess Bob already did.
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bob
April 9th, 2008 at
6:51 pm
nice, I was hoping someone would pick up on it :]
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CheeseDuck
April 9th, 2008 at
6:58 pm
Ooh… Poor guy. I should probably take back everything I’ve said about Scientology. >_>
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Thomas
April 9th, 2008 at
7:22 pm
Stupid outer space, always screwing up everything good on earth. Can’t even keep its rocks to itself.
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empty-minded
April 9th, 2008 at
7:25 pm
Just because you’re a delusional paranoiac, it doesn’t mean the aliens aren’t trying to kill you.
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DrJones
April 9th, 2008 at
8:15 pm
Tempscire, I’m afraid I am lost on your reference
If you’re talking about the ‘97 Jodie Foster flick, I don’t remember that in the movie. If it is some other reference, I am quite lost! -
Tempscire
April 9th, 2008 at
8:42 pm
Close. It was brought up in the book.
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DrJones
April 9th, 2008 at
8:57 pm
Ah, guess I’ll have to read the book to get it then?
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Plasmator Universi
April 9th, 2008 at
9:05 pm
I have to agree with Scotchdrnkr on this one. Hard to argue with money (or something readily exchanged for it) falling from the sky, and looks like he has some free advertising to boot!
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Stella
April 9th, 2008 at
10:52 pm
Simple explanation. It was a meteor storm where all 5 were in a cluster. NOT 5 separate isolated instances. DUHHHHH
Stella
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jmp478
April 9th, 2008 at
11:01 pm
Read it again. He said one hit an August and then another hit a year later. Besides, the meteorites would spread out. They wouldn’t all hit one small target. This sounds like a hoax anyways.
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Justin
April 9th, 2008 at
11:55 pm
If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is. I’m thinking a hoax.
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TT
April 10th, 2008 at
12:13 am
Oh OK, I admit, it was me. I threw them stones out of my spaceship. I’m sorry.
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Johnald_Chaffinch
April 10th, 2008 at
3:14 am
this isn’t true, what are the chances, right now more than one in a trillion.
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Oomi
April 10th, 2008 at
6:12 am
When the universe wants you dead, it wants you dead.
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Stane
April 10th, 2008 at
8:00 am
Hey I come from Serbia, and follow main news sources from that country daily, but I haven’t seen any such news even on the more trashy tabloids there.
I saw the original post on BoingBoing and I see that the cited source is ananova.com
This web site has been source of other such exciting news supposedly from my country such as:
Serbs line up for testicle shocks
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1605282.html?menu=news.quirkiesAnanova - Frogs rain down on Serbia
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1421070.htmlMan needed surgery after sex with hedgehog
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1996710.html?menu=news.quirkiesOf course none of them was ever seen in any Serbian news source. I heavily suspect a hoax.
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graffiksguru
April 10th, 2008 at
11:01 am
Awesome, alienz r trgetin ur homz!
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Cindy
April 10th, 2008 at
1:41 pm
This guy totally sounds like my neighbor, he claims he’s been abducted and probed more than once.
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L
April 10th, 2008 at
1:42 pm
“this isn’t true, what are the chances, right now more than one in a trillion.”
That’s still better than zero in a trillion.
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oezicomix
April 10th, 2008 at
3:14 pm
here is proof the guy is right!
http://www.oezicomix.com/stuff/aliens.jpg -
Paul
April 10th, 2008 at
4:17 pm
@oezicomix- that is great!!!!!!!!
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oezicomix
April 11th, 2008 at
8:04 am
@paul - thanks, i could not resist drawing that!
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chris
May 16th, 2008 at
2:12 am
dude, just move house. if after moving house you still get hit by meteors, then move planet
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