The Wrong Kind of Nut in a Candy Bar

1. empty-minded
   April 7th, 2008 at 3:51 pm

   Abba Zaba candy - high in zinc and iron.

   I imagine the company was recently bought out by a capital investment fund representing dentists, oral surgeons and denture manufacturers.

2. Toby B
   April 7th, 2008 at 5:22 pm

   ouch! good thing you looked before you chomped, i’d probably be in the dentists office.

3. Dodger
   April 7th, 2008 at 5:45 pm

   Hmmm, if quality control doesn’t pick up on a nut and bolt what are the chances of them picking up on other smaller items eg. rat droppings?

4. bean
   April 7th, 2008 at 6:04 pm

   April Fool’s Day was several days ago. This is just pathetic.

5. Tempscire
   April 7th, 2008 at 6:56 pm

   Dodger–
   Those are the “and other natural ingredients.”

6. Ali S.
   April 7th, 2008 at 6:58 pm

   Maybe they tried the tactic of Kinder Eggs? You know…the one with the little plastic toys for kids?

7. Some guy
   April 7th, 2008 at 7:07 pm

   Do their other products include Crunchy Frog, Anthrax Ripple and Ram’s Bladder cup?

8. CheeseDuck
   April 7th, 2008 at 8:04 pm

   Sue ‘em!

9. the robot child
   April 7th, 2008 at 11:16 pm

   did it taste good?

10. Aeris
    April 8th, 2008 at 12:31 am

    I think they want to do the “artificial teeth”-industry a favour or so….

11. su.wei
    April 8th, 2008 at 2:52 am

    my teeth are crying

12. roger
    April 8th, 2008 at 8:29 am

    I’d rather find that than the nail I found in my ramen noodles (it was a fingernail).

13. liphttam1
    April 8th, 2008 at 1:48 pm

    I bet a piece of the machinery broke…

14. Oomi
    April 8th, 2008 at 4:47 pm

    Rock biter approves.

15. Thomas
    April 8th, 2008 at 4:55 pm

    Eww… white chocolate. You deserve whatever you get for trying to eat that.

16. Matt
    December 13th, 2008 at 5:48 pm

    ooooh! a secret present in every bar!?

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