Comments on: Stressed Loser Monkeys Prefer Cocaine http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/07/stressed-loser-monkeys-prefer-cocaine/ The Neat Side of the Web Thu, 16 Feb 2012 16:34:08 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Thomas http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/07/stressed-loser-monkeys-prefer-cocaine/comment-page-1/#comment-505289 Thomas Tue, 08 Apr 2008 21:50:54 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/07/stressed-loser-monkeys-prefer-cocaine/#comment-505289 Where do I get these magic levers? Where do I get these magic levers?

]]> By: clinton labombard http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/07/stressed-loser-monkeys-prefer-cocaine/comment-page-1/#comment-504494 clinton labombard Tue, 08 Apr 2008 10:48:33 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/07/stressed-loser-monkeys-prefer-cocaine/#comment-504494 So... a lower-class human when given the option would choose the lever dispensing cocaine-addicted monkeys over the one dispensing regular boring monkeys. And an evil alien superintelligence would choose the lever dispensing lower-class peons over the one dispensing snobby upper-class citizenry. That actually makes sense, because, you know, upper-class snobs don't make for a descent slave labor force in the least and who can say no to Mthrall's charsnob delicacies? I certainly can't. Got any crack? So… a lower-class human when given the option would choose the lever dispensing cocaine-addicted monkeys over the one dispensing regular boring monkeys. And an evil alien superintelligence would choose the lever dispensing lower-class peons over the one dispensing snobby upper-class citizenry. That actually makes sense, because, you know, upper-class snobs don’t make for a descent slave labor force in the least and who can say no to Mthrall’s charsnob delicacies? I certainly can’t. Got any crack?

]]> By: su.wei http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/07/stressed-loser-monkeys-prefer-cocaine/comment-page-1/#comment-504423 su.wei Tue, 08 Apr 2008 07:48:15 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/07/stressed-loser-monkeys-prefer-cocaine/#comment-504423 interesting! i think the coolest part is that there are actual differences in brain activity...something to go off of for finding ways to manage drug addiction :) interesting! i think the coolest part is that there are actual differences in brain activity…something to go off of for finding ways to manage drug addiction :)

]]> By: Christophe http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/07/stressed-loser-monkeys-prefer-cocaine/comment-page-1/#comment-504251 Christophe Tue, 08 Apr 2008 04:14:30 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/07/stressed-loser-monkeys-prefer-cocaine/#comment-504251 I'm at the food level. so you mean I should try cocaine? I’m at the food level. so you mean I should try cocaine?

]]> By: Day Traitor http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/07/stressed-loser-monkeys-prefer-cocaine/comment-page-1/#comment-504192 Day Traitor Tue, 08 Apr 2008 03:25:25 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/07/stressed-loser-monkeys-prefer-cocaine/#comment-504192 All the cokeheads I know work on Wall St. and make retarded money. All the cokeheads I know work on Wall St. and make retarded money.

]]> By: TT http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/07/stressed-loser-monkeys-prefer-cocaine/comment-page-1/#comment-504100 TT Tue, 08 Apr 2008 01:28:46 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/07/stressed-loser-monkeys-prefer-cocaine/#comment-504100 Oh man, I am sooooooooooo busted............ hahahaha Oh man, I am sooooooooooo busted………… hahahaha

]]> By: CheeseDuck http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/07/stressed-loser-monkeys-prefer-cocaine/comment-page-1/#comment-504086 CheeseDuck Tue, 08 Apr 2008 01:06:51 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/07/stressed-loser-monkeys-prefer-cocaine/#comment-504086 Loser Monkeys use cocaine, as Loser People use cocaine? Loser Monkeys use cocaine, as Loser People use cocaine?

]]> By: the robot child http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/07/stressed-loser-monkeys-prefer-cocaine/comment-page-1/#comment-504037 the robot child Tue, 08 Apr 2008 00:17:38 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/07/stressed-loser-monkeys-prefer-cocaine/#comment-504037 Hm interesting and my lab results came up that monkeys would prefer acid. I guess it's back to the drawing board for me. Hm interesting and my lab results came up that monkeys would prefer acid. I guess it’s back to the drawing board for me.

]]> By: Ali S. http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/07/stressed-loser-monkeys-prefer-cocaine/comment-page-1/#comment-504031 Ali S. Tue, 08 Apr 2008 00:00:55 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/07/stressed-loser-monkeys-prefer-cocaine/#comment-504031 Makes me wonder where exactly did they get the cocaine? Let over supply from the supervisor? Perhaps, they took some from the "cool" scientists? ;) Makes me wonder where exactly did they get the cocaine? Let over supply from the supervisor? Perhaps, they took some from the “cool” scientists? ;)

]]> By: Jacoby87 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/07/stressed-loser-monkeys-prefer-cocaine/comment-page-1/#comment-504021 Jacoby87 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 23:44:58 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/07/stressed-loser-monkeys-prefer-cocaine/#comment-504021 I wish I had a lever for food and a lever for cocaine. But I would like to swap the cocaine for beer. Maybe a little cocaine...just to try it once. Then back to beer. I wish I had a lever for food and a lever for cocaine. But I would like to swap the cocaine for beer.

Maybe a little cocaine…just to try it once. Then back to beer.

]]> By: otterly http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/07/stressed-loser-monkeys-prefer-cocaine/comment-page-1/#comment-503968 otterly Mon, 07 Apr 2008 22:23:49 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/07/stressed-loser-monkeys-prefer-cocaine/#comment-503968 Duh, next the scientist are going to figure out that teenagers get depressed, most of the homeless have mental illness and 99% of the prison populations were given a shitty education and grew up poor. Duh, next the scientist are going to figure out that teenagers get depressed, most of the homeless have mental illness and 99% of the prison populations were given a shitty education and grew up poor.

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