Celebrity Dungeons & Dragons Characters

By David in Everything Else on Apr 5, 2008 at 9:38 pm

Wired has a gallery of user-submitted celebrities who have been “rolled” as AD&D characters. Here’s George W. Bush’s (by “Spherical Time”):

17th -level politician
Chaotic Neutral Human
Strength: 11
Intelligence: 10
Wisdom: 6
Constitution: 12
Dexterity: 10
Charisma: 16
Special Abilities: Always wins eligible elections, takes no damage for corporate connections, has the ability to prevaricate perfectly, and always goes first in initiative in attacks via other countries.

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Tags: , Bush, D&D, Dungeons & Dragons

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Geekazoid
Apr 5th, 2008 at 10:32 pm
I don’t know what scale those D&D guys go by but those scores sure seem high! It is right about him taking the first initiative in attacks on other countries. Thank God for term limits or we’d be in Iran this time next year!
drr
Apr 6th, 2008 at 12:33 am
For reference, “normal” intelligence quotient is 85-115.
empty-minded
Apr 6th, 2008 at 1:45 am
They forgot about the smell quality. I think George W. Bush would be smells like pickles.
Kevin
Apr 6th, 2008 at 5:35 am
Ah from the many anti-Right posts the page owner posts in here one could deduct that he was a wing-nut.

Political zealousness is lame no matter “what side” you are on.

The left, the right, they both equally suck.

One would have more respect for the author if he was a bit more politically neutral.

Equal opportunity offender if you will.

But I don’t see that happening. Usually political zealots can’t help themselves.
Ratz
Apr 6th, 2008 at 6:06 am
Kevin:
I completely agree on the zeal factor. For me, it’s the same for religious zeal, fundamentalists horrify me yet the likes of Richard Dawkins who’s closer to “my side” than the fundies are still makes me cringe.
Viola
Apr 6th, 2008 at 7:20 am
Wow. Ron Paul’s is kind-of… ridiculous. Someone has a little crush, methinks.
CheeseDuck
Apr 6th, 2008 at 8:51 am
Risk Astley!
“Can rickroll targets for 5d6 of humiliation damage.”
liphttam1
Apr 6th, 2008 at 9:54 am
what dose he speak other then commen?
liphttam1
Apr 6th, 2008 at 9:55 am
Yah i have a dnd guy

lvl two ranger
Lemons
Apr 6th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
…wow. Now I really want to start a campaign in which all the players are political figures. It would be almost as fun as dividing laser tag teams into Allied and Axis powers!
JET
Apr 6th, 2008 at 9:34 pm
Chaotic Neutral? More like Lawful Evil. Just because his incompetence causes chaos doesn’t make his moral alignment chaotic. That guy obviously hasn’t understood D&D alignment rules at all.
Thomas
Apr 8th, 2008 at 8:47 pm
I know, what kind of loser do you have to be to not understand how D&D works?

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