Comments on: Placenta Beauty Products http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/03/placenta-beauty-products/ The Neat Side of the Web Wed, 25 Nov 2009 23:53:49 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Kidtechnical http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/03/placenta-beauty-products/comment-page-1/#comment-1892535 Kidtechnical Mon, 23 Nov 2009 10:02:45 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/03/placenta-beauty-products/#comment-1892535 The human placenta of smokers are all gritty and calcified... perhaps they should get the pigs smoking, then the placenta would make a lovely exfoliant then! The human placenta of smokers are all gritty and calcified... perhaps they should get the pigs smoking, then the placenta would make a lovely exfoliant then!

]]> By: liphttam1 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/03/placenta-beauty-products/comment-page-1/#comment-500468 liphttam1 Sat, 05 Apr 2008 01:41:08 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/03/placenta-beauty-products/#comment-500468 ok i didn't need 2 no this ok i didn't need 2 no this

]]> By: tabest http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/03/placenta-beauty-products/comment-page-1/#comment-499956 tabest Fri, 04 Apr 2008 18:36:35 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/03/placenta-beauty-products/#comment-499956 lol some of these posts are pretty hilarious. Neatorama should do something on "neatorama's top 50 funniest quotes" or something. lol some of these posts are pretty hilarious. Neatorama should do something on "neatorama's top 50 funniest quotes" or something.

]]> By: leela http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/03/placenta-beauty-products/comment-page-1/#comment-499935 leela Fri, 04 Apr 2008 18:20:33 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/03/placenta-beauty-products/#comment-499935 Huhu,everybody gets so upset about products made of placenta. Have you ever wondered where the hormones in your contraception-pill come from? No, they are not synthetically made. Yes, it is horses urine from pregnant mares. You take them every day. Or you have your girlfriend take them every day. Do you really think that in your average hot dog there is premium meat when it only costs what it costs? Yes, it is shredded beyond recognition and your contraception pill is so nicely pink or white. I am quite sure this stuff from Japan does not much resemble what you know it is made of. Still I doubt very much that it works. Huhu,everybody gets so upset about products made of placenta. Have you ever wondered where the hormones in your contraception-pill come from? No, they are not synthetically made. Yes, it is horses urine from pregnant mares. You take them every day. Or you have your girlfriend take them every day.
Do you really think that in your average hot dog there is premium meat when it only costs what it costs? Yes, it is shredded beyond recognition and your contraception pill is so nicely pink or white. I am quite sure this stuff from Japan does not much resemble what you know it is made of. Still I doubt very much that it works.

]]> By: probinu http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/03/placenta-beauty-products/comment-page-1/#comment-499710 probinu Fri, 04 Apr 2008 14:15:45 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/03/placenta-beauty-products/#comment-499710 exaclty my point earlier, My Bologna has a first name, it's N-A-S-T-Y exaclty my point earlier,

My Bologna has a first name, it's N-A-S-T-Y

]]> By: MoonCake http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/03/placenta-beauty-products/comment-page-1/#comment-499562 MoonCake Fri, 04 Apr 2008 11:12:39 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/03/placenta-beauty-products/#comment-499562 i know dogs and cats eat the placenta.. if not, i know they eat the feces of their young. and that's not because it tastes good, it's to keep them clean. i mean, we humans find everything gross. we wouldn't lick our own floors unless it was part of a bet and we're obsessed with f*cking purel hand sanitizer. to each their own, but the point is of course we think it's gross because the name holds true to the actual product. if that were true of every product, you would be more grossed out than you would think. and they're not even ingesting this stuff-- they're putting it on their skin. big whoop. good for the japs for marketing something else we people just throw away as a commonality. not advocating the use myself, just pointing out that there are worse things out there that we are blindly purchasing. we're just lucky that manufacturers don't name their products after the ingredients contained in them. i know dogs and cats eat the placenta.. if not, i know they eat the feces of their young. and that's not because it tastes good, it's to keep them clean. i mean, we humans find everything gross. we wouldn't lick our own floors unless it was part of a bet and we're obsessed with f*cking purel hand sanitizer. to each their own, but the point is of course we think it's gross because the name holds true to the actual product. if that were true of every product, you would be more grossed out than you would think. and they're not even ingesting this stuff-- they're putting it on their skin. big whoop. good for the japs for marketing something else we people just throw away as a commonality. not advocating the use myself, just pointing out that there are worse things out there that we are blindly purchasing. we're just lucky that manufacturers don't name their products after the ingredients contained in them.

]]> By: Lasse http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/03/placenta-beauty-products/comment-page-1/#comment-499509 Lasse Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:05:30 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/03/placenta-beauty-products/#comment-499509 I'll rather get old and keep my dignity (and stomach content). I'll rather get old and keep my dignity (and stomach content).

]]> By: Viola http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/03/placenta-beauty-products/comment-page-1/#comment-499254 Viola Fri, 04 Apr 2008 02:13:04 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/03/placenta-beauty-products/#comment-499254 "wholesome, Japanese pigs" Wholesome? Well, that changes everything! I'll take six bottles, please. "wholesome, Japanese pigs"

Wholesome? Well, that changes everything! I'll take six bottles, please.

]]> By: Miss Cellania http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/03/placenta-beauty-products/comment-page-1/#comment-499173 Miss Cellania Thu, 03 Apr 2008 23:52:23 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/03/placenta-beauty-products/#comment-499173 There is one little detail I left out, just to see how many people would go read the linked article. It's not human placenta. There is one little detail I left out, just to see how many people would go read the linked article. It's not human placenta.

]]> By: xander http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/03/placenta-beauty-products/comment-page-1/#comment-499151 xander Thu, 03 Apr 2008 23:16:09 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/03/placenta-beauty-products/#comment-499151 I can't get out of bed anymore without a placenta enema. I can't get out of bed anymore without a placenta enema.

]]> By: empty-minded http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/03/placenta-beauty-products/comment-page-1/#comment-499133 empty-minded Thu, 03 Apr 2008 22:50:24 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/03/placenta-beauty-products/#comment-499133 Ted - only if it's a "nice" chianti. Fah, fah, fah, fah, fah. Ted - only if it's a "nice" chianti. Fah, fah, fah, fah, fah.

]]> By: matorsys http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/03/placenta-beauty-products/comment-page-1/#comment-499126 matorsys Thu, 03 Apr 2008 22:38:11 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/03/placenta-beauty-products/#comment-499126 Vouching for the positive side of the ingestion of placenta...I'm TCM practitioner. Human placenta, known to the Chinese as Zi He Che, is used as an herb (albeit expensive) necessary in the treatment of severely emaciated or chronically ill patients. Its one of the most nutrient rich substance in the planet. Its no surprise that the Japanese have chosen to market it as an anti aging method. http://www.tcmtreatment.com/herbs/0-ziheche.htm Vouching for the positive side of the ingestion of placenta...I'm TCM practitioner. Human placenta, known to the Chinese as Zi He Che, is used as an herb (albeit expensive) necessary in the treatment of severely emaciated or chronically ill patients. Its one of the most nutrient rich substance in the planet. Its no surprise that the Japanese have chosen to market it as an anti aging method.

http://www.tcmtreatment.com/herbs/0-ziheche.htm

]]> By: Ali S. http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/03/placenta-beauty-products/comment-page-1/#comment-499101 Ali S. Thu, 03 Apr 2008 22:15:27 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/03/placenta-beauty-products/#comment-499101 Nothing like more snake oil methods of trying to get younger. Nothing like more snake oil methods of trying to get younger.

]]> By: ted http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/03/placenta-beauty-products/comment-page-1/#comment-499063 ted Thu, 03 Apr 2008 21:11:55 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/03/placenta-beauty-products/#comment-499063 Yum. Add a few fava beans and chianti, and you've got a meal. Yum.
Add a few fava beans and chianti, and you've got a meal.

]]> By: Amazone http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/03/placenta-beauty-products/comment-page-1/#comment-499023 Amazone Thu, 03 Apr 2008 20:36:41 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/03/placenta-beauty-products/#comment-499023 How much do the Japanese pay for my placenta? How much do the Japanese pay for my placenta?

]]> By: su.wei http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/03/placenta-beauty-products/comment-page-1/#comment-498980 su.wei Thu, 03 Apr 2008 19:54:53 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/03/placenta-beauty-products/#comment-498980 soooo disturbing. bleh soooo disturbing. bleh

]]> By: DrJones http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/03/placenta-beauty-products/comment-page-1/#comment-498979 DrJones Thu, 03 Apr 2008 19:54:49 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/03/placenta-beauty-products/#comment-498979 I'm assuming other mammals eat their afterbirth because of all the nutrients and other goodies, not because it tastes good. Seeing as how the infant goes right to suckling, it makes sense...for those mammals. We humans have other, more tactful and probably more tasty ways to get those same nutrient goodies. I'm assuming other mammals eat their afterbirth because of all the nutrients and other goodies, not because it tastes good. Seeing as how the infant goes right to suckling, it makes sense...for those mammals. We humans have other, more tactful and probably more tasty ways to get those same nutrient goodies.

]]> By: CheeseDuck http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/03/placenta-beauty-products/comment-page-1/#comment-498961 CheeseDuck Thu, 03 Apr 2008 19:28:54 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/03/placenta-beauty-products/#comment-498961 *Barf* *Barf*

]]> By: Scot http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/03/placenta-beauty-products/comment-page-1/#comment-498948 Scot Thu, 03 Apr 2008 19:18:22 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/03/placenta-beauty-products/#comment-498948 Placenta is good chopped up and stirred into scrambled eggs. Placenta is good chopped up and stirred into scrambled eggs.

]]> By: Circa Bellum http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/03/placenta-beauty-products/comment-page-1/#comment-498941 Circa Bellum Thu, 03 Apr 2008 19:06:46 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/03/placenta-beauty-products/#comment-498941 My first wife bought some shampoo back in the 70's called, "Placenta Plus!" She threw it away after I pointed out to her what it actually had in it. My first wife bought some shampoo back in the 70's called, "Placenta Plus!" She threw it away after I pointed out to her what it actually had in it.

]]> By: Bill http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/03/placenta-beauty-products/comment-page-1/#comment-498932 Bill Thu, 03 Apr 2008 18:42:23 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/03/placenta-beauty-products/#comment-498932 I'm no expert in the Japanese language but I know English translations and attempts to use English words often seem to imply something different. For example, in Japan you often see Pocari Sweat. Ew, sweat? Actually, no. The idea is to replenish your body when it sweats. At least I hope that's what is going on with "Placenta 360000". I'm no expert in the Japanese language but I know English translations and attempts to use English words often seem to imply something different. For example, in Japan you often see Pocari Sweat. Ew, sweat? Actually, no. The idea is to replenish your body when it sweats. At least I hope that's what is going on with "Placenta 360000".

]]> By: probinu http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/03/placenta-beauty-products/comment-page-1/#comment-498810 probinu Thu, 03 Apr 2008 16:44:54 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/03/placenta-beauty-products/#comment-498810 When you think about it, a lot of the things we eat are probably pretty gross in their natural form. Sausage cased in intestines? When you think about it, a lot of the things we eat are probably pretty gross in their natural form. Sausage cased in intestines?

]]> By: empty-minded http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/03/placenta-beauty-products/comment-page-1/#comment-498797 empty-minded Thu, 03 Apr 2008 16:21:07 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/03/placenta-beauty-products/#comment-498797 I find nothing, absolutely nothing, attractive about a woman who would wear or ingest a pig's placenta (or any other mammal of choice). I mean how did they come up with this idea in the first place? I know that some mammals eat their own palcenta. Did the pig farmer notice that the mother pig's skin was more soft and supple after she ate her own (or somebody else's) afterbirth? Or did the pig farmer's wife get sprayed with this stuff and the pig farmer found himself thinking that he had never found his wife so beautiful before. My guess is that the pig farmer said 'yuck' (you've got to think that something that would make a pig farmer go 'yuck' has got to be bad) and thought how can I get rid of this slop? Then the epiphany: "I'll sell it as a beauty product. Something this ugly and gross has got to make women beautiful." I find nothing, absolutely nothing, attractive about a woman who would wear or ingest a pig's placenta (or any other mammal of choice).

I mean how did they come up with this idea in the first place? I know that some mammals eat their own palcenta. Did the pig farmer notice that the mother pig's skin was more soft and supple after she ate her own (or somebody else's) afterbirth? Or did the pig farmer's wife get sprayed with this stuff and the pig farmer found himself thinking that he had never found his wife so beautiful before.

My guess is that the pig farmer said 'yuck' (you've got to think that something that would make a pig farmer go 'yuck' has got to be bad) and thought how can I get rid of this slop? Then the epiphany: "I'll sell it as a beauty product. Something this ugly and gross has got to make women beautiful."

]]> By: rohin http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/03/placenta-beauty-products/comment-page-1/#comment-498787 rohin Thu, 03 Apr 2008 16:11:02 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/03/placenta-beauty-products/#comment-498787 At least they're not eating it. I have met several couples that have chowed down on it after junior popped out, like a celebratory meal. I bet they're the kind of people that drink their own piss too, cos it "cleanses the soul". My friend tried some placenta and he said it was deee-lish. At least they're not eating it. I have met several couples that have chowed down on it after junior popped out, like a celebratory meal. I bet they're the kind of people that drink their own piss too, cos it "cleanses the soul".

My friend tried some placenta and he said it was deee-lish.

]]> By: Justin http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/03/placenta-beauty-products/comment-page-1/#comment-498780 Justin Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:54:22 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/03/placenta-beauty-products/#comment-498780 OH MY GOD SO GROSS! OH MY GOD SO GROSS!

]]> By: Nate http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/03/placenta-beauty-products/comment-page-1/#comment-498767 Nate Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:38:48 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/03/placenta-beauty-products/#comment-498767 haa haa haaa....gross. Why does this remind me of the movie Boomerang... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZYGbizcZgg haa haa haaa....gross.

Why does this remind me of the movie Boomerang...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZYGbizcZgg

]]> By: Thomas http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/03/placenta-beauty-products/comment-page-1/#comment-498762 Thomas Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:32:49 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/03/placenta-beauty-products/#comment-498762 That's beyond terrible. Why, Japan? Why? You give us robots and anime, and awful pornography -- but this? Why?!? That's beyond terrible. Why, Japan? Why? You give us robots and anime, and awful pornography -- but this? Why?!?

]]> By: luke http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/03/placenta-beauty-products/comment-page-1/#comment-498756 luke Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:19:51 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/03/placenta-beauty-products/#comment-498756 Placenta 340000 was a total flop, 360000 is great! Placenta 340000 was a total flop, 360000 is great!

]]> By: JoBo S http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/03/placenta-beauty-products/comment-page-1/#comment-498743 JoBo S Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:06:05 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/03/placenta-beauty-products/#comment-498743 I think I will speak for the majority when I say: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Ew Ew EWWWWWWWW! I think I will speak for the majority when I say:

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Ew
Ew
EWWWWWWWW!

]]> By: Scooter http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/03/placenta-beauty-products/comment-page-1/#comment-498742 Scooter Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:06:02 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/04/03/placenta-beauty-products/#comment-498742 uh, GROSS. uh, GROSS.

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