Mustang Skintight Stretchjeans

• Miranda
  April 2nd, 2008 at 11:02 am

  I guess if you have the body to wear them..more power to ya! But here’s what I’m wondering, is the first one a guy or a girl??

• jenjen
  April 2nd, 2008 at 11:16 am

  Those are basically denim-colored leggings. Thanks a lot, Lindsay Lohan.

• blankityblank
  April 2nd, 2008 at 11:19 am

  Ghhhaaahhh!

  *puke*

  P.S Watching a video of a guy slapping his ass in tight jeans and wiggling his butt? That could get me in trouble! (eyes dart round office to see if anyone was watching… think I’m ok. LOL :P)

• DCGaymer
  April 2nd, 2008 at 11:32 am

  Really…if you’ve got small goods…don’t put em in the window.

• Andrew32
  April 2nd, 2008 at 11:47 am

  yeah. 2:18 of the first video made me scared.

• Lea
  April 2nd, 2008 at 11:56 am

  the most striking thing in those videos is not the tiny-ness of their legs…

• homebrewhokie
  April 2nd, 2008 at 12:03 pm

  calves are the hardest part o the body to build up. and yeah i think that first one was a dude and the jeans made his butt look like a chick’s

• Christophe
  April 2nd, 2008 at 12:23 pm

  So 80’s

• roger
  April 2nd, 2008 at 12:33 pm

  The male hipsters in my area are very into the bony legs + skin tight jeans fashion. The boys wear ladies jeans. It looks so incredibly awful. Please don’t do that.

• chelly
  April 2nd, 2008 at 12:49 pm

  this made me a sad panda :[ they might as well just buy spandex and go nuts

• hedwig
  April 2nd, 2008 at 12:51 pm

  that was really something… I actually didn’t watch the whole thing. someday they’re going to be sorry- oh yes. hang onto the video, it could be useful

• jen
  April 2nd, 2008 at 1:13 pm

  Chelly….go nuts..LOL!

• luke
  April 2nd, 2008 at 1:14 pm

  Ahh, make it stop.

• Bee
  April 2nd, 2008 at 1:15 pm

  The first video made me laugh so hard I nearly puked.

• MrsBug
  April 2nd, 2008 at 1:27 pm

  DANG! That looks vaguely fetishistic (is that the word?) to me. I’m surprised there weren’t telephone numbers or a meet-up location at the end.

• BlessedBlogger
  April 2nd, 2008 at 2:01 pm

  How is it that the rest of the world is ahead of America in almost every way but always seems to be 10-20 years behind us in fashion and music? It boggles the mind. I foresee a lot of camel toes in their future, not a pretty site.

• ihateallex
  April 2nd, 2008 at 2:27 pm

  Ugh What is wrong with people?

• munky
  April 2nd, 2008 at 2:37 pm

  What a pack of lightweights!
  Stretch denim is an abomination.

  To use that awful phrase, back in the day, well, back in the day when there was considerably less of me than there is now, my skintight jeans were just that - normal jeans, rendered skintight by artful tailoring, thanks to my tailoress partner of the time (yes, it was the 80’s…).

  Jeans du jour were inevitably Levi’s - later on I discovered ShrinkToFit 501’s, which had the instructions to buy them two sizes too big and let them shrink down, advice reserved for pussies basically. I’d buy ‘em in my normal size, shrink ‘em on in the bath and circulatory problems be damned.

  And now..?

  Well, I have yet to be a father…

• CheeseDuck
  April 2nd, 2008 at 2:39 pm

  MY EYES!! THEY’RE BLEEDING!

• Laterallateral
  April 2nd, 2008 at 3:23 pm

  the goggles do NOTHING!

• NeuroGirl
  April 2nd, 2008 at 3:50 pm

  This is a popular trend in so cal with the manorexic emo boys. The weird thing is that the superlow skinny jeans are in fashion with the boys while all of the designer womens’ jeans are coming out with wide-legs and high waists

• Nostra
  April 2nd, 2008 at 3:54 pm

  Stretch jeans have been around for a while… very popular style in late 70s with the punk rockers… as far as I knew, only punks and skinheads wore them. I guess now they’re becoming popular for “normal” people too?

• eemaas
  April 2nd, 2008 at 4:25 pm

  MY EYES

  what has been seen cannot be unseen ><

• Viola
  April 2nd, 2008 at 5:35 pm

  I’m going to go ahead and assume that constricting your nuts like that is bad. Let your boys breathe! Geez…

• ted
  April 2nd, 2008 at 6:06 pm

  That was definitely creepy fetish material.
  Can we get some ass-less chaps videos next?
  Maybe some large-breasted women jiggling to Milkshake.

• Thomas
  April 2nd, 2008 at 8:19 pm

  AAAAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

• eric
  April 2nd, 2008 at 8:30 pm

  those are denim painted leggings…they’re denim painted legs

• NeuroGirl
  April 2nd, 2008 at 8:56 pm

  Physiologically, it is bad for the testes to be drawn so close to the body. The higher temperatures of the body lower sperm count. I wonder if these men know that their jeans could lead to oligospermia…

• Sofar
  April 2nd, 2008 at 10:52 pm

  In America only strange emo teenagers wear those.

• su.wei
  April 2nd, 2008 at 11:22 pm

  slightly disturbing…

• Liss
  April 3rd, 2008 at 3:14 am

  They are called Mustang Skinlines, a German line of fashion. They are not leggings, but made of real denim. This one guy I know of, likes to take pictures of himself in the shower, wearing his jeans…

• priscilla
  April 3rd, 2008 at 11:22 pm

  Here in Miami we just call them skinny jeans… Emo kids wear them. You go to a rock concert and they’re EVERYWHERE.

• Brammimonde
  April 5th, 2008 at 1:32 pm

  Sorry to break the news, but this has been the style du jour in the trendy parts of Seattle for about 6 months now. On skinny men, skinny women, and women whose ‘frenemies’ assure them that it doesn’t make their thighs look big *at all*.

  My libido really misses having male-butts-in-male-pants to stare at.

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