Comments on: Caption Monkey 25: Toilet Uh Oh!

By: bethany4

bethany4 — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 13:13:18 +0000

THE Wardrobe Was Locked So I tried This Insted!!!

By: harry

harry — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 07:05:13 +0000

“put down the god damn camera and help me dad!”

lol

By: pandahead

pandahead — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 04:13:59 +0000

but I don’t want any oatmeal!

By: liphttam1

liphttam1 — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 01:21:05 +0000

told you I not old enough for the big boy potty!!!

By: Alex

Alex — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 23:09:46 +0000

Tons of great captions, guys! It was hard to pick the winner (Adam’s away, so I’m filling in), but I like Nora’s caption: “Mario Lied to Me!” so Congrats Nora!

By: Wilson

Wilson — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 19:18:52 +0000

Who left the toilet seat up again!

By: tripleX

tripleX — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:50:12 +0000

Darn! We forgot to put books in the toilet…

By: tripleX

tripleX — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:28:39 +0000

You’re getting too big for that babybath, tomorrow we clean the tub!

By: tripleX

tripleX — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:18:09 +0000

You’re getting too big for the childrenbath, tomorrow we clean the tub!

By: License Farm

License Farm — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 08:12:59 +0000

I can only quote the great B. Kliban:

“And this is little Bubba from the toilet seat.”

By: trishlovesdolphins

trishlovesdolphins — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 06:18:10 +0000

I can haz toilet?

By: lindsay

lindsay — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 21:06:08 +0000

“whats with all the crap in the bathtub?! whats going on?! where am i??!!!”

Childs first experiment on the toilet teleporter into bizzaro world where bathrooms are offices

By: msjdjster

msjdjster — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 18:25:26 +0000

OMG!!!! THE TOLIET MONSTER IS EATING ME!!!!!!

By: Jorge

Jorge — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 16:57:11 +0000

Aaargh!

Dad, you told me to watch out for the monster in the closet but you never told me to watch out for the monster in the toilet!

By: Robert B

Robert B — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 16:08:50 +0000

Flush little baby, don’t say a word
Mama’s gotta tie off a corny turd

By: tripleX

tripleX — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:48:02 +0000

Oh no…didn’t I tell you to stop playing SpongeBob?

By: tripleX

tripleX — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 05:48:50 +0000

Hard to digest, that wholewheat brat.

By: tripleX

tripleX — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 05:32:12 +0000

Just another teleporter accident.

By: farty

farty — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 02:26:25 +0000

well if the tub wasn’t full of stuff, i wouldnt have gotten stuck taking a bath in the toilet!!!

By: tripleX

tripleX — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 02:13:00 +0000

Just because you see your father with his head in the toilet a lot, doesn’t mean he lives there, sweetheart!

By: tripleX

tripleX — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 02:05:22 +0000

Some people still don’t realize they shouldn’t throw out the baby with the bath water.

By: coffeebot

coffeebot — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 01:40:47 +0000

This would explain the poop in the playpen…

By: coffeebot

coffeebot — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 01:40:10 +0000

“Karen? I TOLD you I thought somebody was watching me poop…”

By: coffeebot

coffeebot — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 01:38:53 +0000

Nobody was surprised to learn that obese Suzy was pregnant. They were shocked, though, when she tried to abort it two years later.

By: coffeebot

coffeebot — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 01:35:44 +0000

Potty trained? I’m certified!

By: bruce8505

bruce8505 — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 01:06:57 +0000

So as you can see, this “kid in the toilet” room is very well maintained. And if you like this, you’re gonna love the “wolverine attached to a fireplace” room.

By: Linuxfox00

Linuxfox00 — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 00:51:04 +0000

why couldn’t you have cleaned out he bath tub?

By: tripleX

tripleX — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 00:39:21 +0000

Scene from ‘Little Room Of Horrors’.

By: tripleX

tripleX — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 00:29:56 +0000

But sweetheart, you know you shouldn’t take a bath with your clothes on!

By: bruce8505

bruce8505 — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 00:24:49 +0000

…and that was the day we decided we had to take Kevin to rehab.

By: tripleX

tripleX — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 00:22:21 +0000

I hate to be number two all the time! Will someone pléase flush me!?

By: tripleX

tripleX — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 00:20:13 +0000

This doesn’t work, obviously. I guess we have to leave him on a doorstep somewhere…

By: bruce8505

bruce8505 — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 00:03:27 +0000

I’d understand if you had taken out the kid and taken the trash to the bathroom but what should I make of THIS!

By: tripleX

tripleX — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 00:01:07 +0000

Mama told you not to play with the teleporter!

By: bruce8505

bruce8505 — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 23:53:28 +0000

Although Tom had many talents, interior decorating just wasn’t one of them.

By: McGluut

McGluut — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 23:43:41 +0000

There is no bonus level!

By: bruce8505

bruce8505 — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 23:31:40 +0000

After the nuclear powerplant exploded, everything just kida got fused to everything else.

By: bruce8505

bruce8505 — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 23:22:23 +0000

Unfortunately for him, Timmy’s unusual choice for a costume wasn’t very practical for trick-or-treating.

By: bruce8505

bruce8505 — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 23:10:58 +0000

This potty is definately not toddler trained!

By: onecrazymomma

onecrazymomma — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 22:29:11 +0000

“Mommy said to file me in the tub, not the TOILET!”

By: Cindy

Cindy — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 20:44:02 +0000

“How to potty train a toddler”

By: Carey D.

Carey D. — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 19:33:48 +0000

“RAWR!” Amazing alligator child emerges from NYC toilet: story at 11.

By: Mitochondria

Mitochondria — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 16:55:15 +0000

If you’re sittin on the pot and you lay a screaming tot, diarrhea cha cha cha…

By: Mitochondria

Mitochondria — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 16:49:01 +0000

The result of eating too much baby food.

By: Mitochondria

Mitochondria — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 16:48:44 +0000

That was one mean sh*t!

By: Mitochondria

Mitochondria — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 16:48:16 +0000

“Dumpster was full.”

By: Mitochondria

Mitochondria — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 16:47:50 +0000

Another successful prom night.

By: jojo

jojo — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 16:27:26 +0000

ai wei no mames

By: Jaxx

Jaxx — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 16:01:24 +0000

DON’T FLUSH!

By: Darksider

Darksider — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:38:53 +0000

This is what causes urban legends