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Greg Rutter
April 1st, 2008 at
1:30 pm
“Pics or it didn’t happen!”
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Thespian24601
April 1st, 2008 at
1:33 pm
Goldy went swimming! I’m going to rescue him!
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Babb
April 1st, 2008 at
1:35 pm
“Heroin makes you constipated. The heroin from my last hit was fading, and the suppositories had yet to melt…”
“I’m no longer constipated”
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Christophe
April 1st, 2008 at
1:36 pm
Since the big tub was full, I tried the kids’ one
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JoBo S
April 1st, 2008 at
1:43 pm
Dang It! Who forgot to flush again???
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Trish
April 1st, 2008 at
1:46 pm
You’re doing it wrong.
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thegiantsnail
April 1st, 2008 at
1:46 pm
All right, who went number three?
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Trish
April 1st, 2008 at
1:47 pm
20 years from now, little Billy will unrepress the memory of when he tried to flush himself down the toilet to be with his pet fish, Goldie.
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Howard
April 1st, 2008 at
1:50 pm
You should see what’s in the kitchen sink.
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Howard
April 1st, 2008 at
1:54 pm
Billy, where’s your sister? I left her right here in the sink.
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LaPetitePoi
April 1st, 2008 at
1:54 pm
If this is what it means to be potty-trained, then I don’t want a part in it!!!
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Trish
April 1st, 2008 at
1:56 pm
Mom’s sure going to be mad when she realizes she fed the fish and flushed the baby!
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Aeris
April 1st, 2008 at
2:01 pm
Who ordered this undersized bathtub?
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chapchap
April 1st, 2008 at
2:02 pm
Quickly mom realized the flaw in her filing system. “Timmy” AND “Toilet” BOTH start with the letter “t”. ~~
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Dan
April 1st, 2008 at
2:06 pm
“I don’t want another bath!”
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ECA
April 1st, 2008 at
2:08 pm
mom,
The grapes went down the HOLE…
NO wine to nite.. -
bean
April 1st, 2008 at
2:10 pm
I have to go down and save Nibbler! Stupid empathy chip…
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Trish
April 1st, 2008 at
2:13 pm
Bobby decided a little civil disobedience was the way to protest the tub’s use as a filing system.
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Jerse
April 1st, 2008 at
2:13 pm
FAIL
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Psychotic_Chimp
April 1st, 2008 at
2:14 pm
And that’s how I found out I wasn’t fat… but pregnant…
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Jerse
April 1st, 2008 at
2:14 pm
Omg man…what did you eat?!
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zeytoun
April 1st, 2008 at
2:15 pm
“But I don’t want to go find Aunt Louise’s necklace in the sewers!!!”
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trishlovesdolphins
April 1st, 2008 at
2:15 pm
Do’h I wasn’t logged in… That doesn’t matter right?
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Jerse
April 1st, 2008 at
2:15 pm
“Just droppin’ the kids off at the pool…”
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trishlovesdolphins
April 1st, 2008 at
2:16 pm
Using a baby as a plunger wasn’t as successful as Mom might have hoped.
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Jerse
April 1st, 2008 at
2:23 pm
It. Just. Won’t. Come. Out!!!!!!
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luke
April 1st, 2008 at
2:25 pm
Revenge of the Toilet
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luke
April 1st, 2008 at
2:26 pm
Captain toilet and his trusty sidekick File tub
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OddNumber
April 1st, 2008 at
2:26 pm
So this is why Mom is always yelling at you to put the seat down
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trishlovesdolphins
April 1st, 2008 at
2:27 pm
That’s ONE way to baby proof the potty!
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OddNumber
April 1st, 2008 at
2:28 pm
But those clowns at Huggies said they were leak proof!
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rich cameron
April 1st, 2008 at
2:31 pm
I forgot my rubber duckie
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trishlovesdolphins
April 1st, 2008 at
2:32 pm
This is what happens when you let your kid watch Pirates of the Caribbean 12 times.
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Nate
April 1st, 2008 at
2:33 pm
Young Elvis cried out with agony almost as if he knew that this would be the very spot where he would meet his demise.
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JoBo S
April 1st, 2008 at
2:34 pm
This is evolution’s first step solving to the problem of toliet training.
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trishlovesdolphins
April 1st, 2008 at
2:35 pm
After a wild night of drinking, Bob awoke to a new kind of bathroom problem.
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Jacques
April 1st, 2008 at
2:36 pm
Mom, I gave the cat some acid … don’t tell dad.
Oh, and btw, I’ll be down this hole with fluffy until she comes down.
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trishlovesdolphins
April 1st, 2008 at
2:38 pm
But Mom, I don’t WANT to find Nemo anymore!
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Nate
April 1st, 2008 at
2:40 pm
Timmy’s mom wasn’t very bright. This would be the first and last time she gave him a bowl haircut.
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trishlovesdolphins
April 1st, 2008 at
2:43 pm
Wow, truck stop bathrooms are getting worse every time I see them!
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camber
April 1st, 2008 at
2:46 pm
See? See? I told you! Get a picture!
I knew that whole “Stork” storyline was a bunch of mularkey.
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trishlovesdolphins
April 1st, 2008 at
2:46 pm
I guess everything IS bigger in Texas!
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CheeseDuck
April 1st, 2008 at
2:46 pm
Rawr~! Toilet monster attack!
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Nate
April 1st, 2008 at
2:47 pm
When one prays to the porcelin god, it helps to leave small children an an offering.
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Nate
April 1st, 2008 at
2:48 pm
*as* an offering
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Thespian24601
April 1st, 2008 at
2:48 pm
After the “Alligators in the Sewer” false alarm, New York was hit with a very real and scary scenario- Toddlers in the Sewer.
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BlessedBlogger
April 1st, 2008 at
2:49 pm
::In my best nagging maternal voice::
“Sure, everyone wants one when they’re cute and little but as soon as it’s starts to grow you get tired of cleaning up after it and flush it down the toilet!”
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camber
April 1st, 2008 at
2:50 pm
Fido: What the hell do you think you are doing? I have to drink out of that!
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Capella
April 1st, 2008 at
2:52 pm
OM NOM NOM
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camber
April 1st, 2008 at
2:53 pm
Ummmmm, I don’t think that’s how the Hokey Pokey goes.
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camber
April 1st, 2008 at
2:58 pm
Timmy, for the last time, that is NOT a wardrobe!
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Yosh
April 1st, 2008 at
2:58 pm
Something smells like sh*t. Oh, it’s the baby! You guys!
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empty-minded
April 1st, 2008 at
3:15 pm
It’s my potty and I’ll cry if I want to, cry if I want to…
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the lord
April 1st, 2008 at
3:18 pm
Hooly fu*k THE MOLD PEOPLE ARE COMMING OUT OF THE TOILETS!!!!
AND THEY LOOK LIKE LITTEL KIDS…KILL THE LITTEL SHIT LOL -
Shelby
April 1st, 2008 at
3:22 pm
That darn Tommy Newman said Disney World was left at the main stack!
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Shelby
April 1st, 2008 at
3:24 pm
Neatorama judge: my entry, above, is very clever, but the “FAIL” entry is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Elizabeth
April 1st, 2008 at
3:28 pm
I’m stompin as hard as I can but the d***ed Koran won’t stay down… !!!
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S-r-ex
April 1st, 2008 at
3:28 pm
In an attempt to escape the messy whereabouts of his parents, he inadvertently flushed himself to freedom, only to find he had outgrown his emergency escape route.
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Laterallateral
April 1st, 2008 at
3:37 pm
“Files In A Bathtub Productions presents:”
“Attack Of The Feral Sewer Children 2″
“The legend lives on” -
Sucubusface
April 1st, 2008 at
3:42 pm
‘Juno’, the director’s cut.
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Laterallateral
April 1st, 2008 at
3:44 pm
“Ghoulies 3″
“Shut the f**ck up and DANCE!” -
Fran
April 1st, 2008 at
3:44 pm
That wasn’t nearly as much fun as I thought it would be.
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Laterallateral
April 1st, 2008 at
3:45 pm
“Shawshank Redemption Two”
“The reverse escape” -
rizwan
April 1st, 2008 at
3:47 pm
We ran out toilet paper, this was the only way to get clean!
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Laterallateral
April 1st, 2008 at
3:48 pm
“ARTAX! YOU GOTTA FIGHT! FIIIIIGHT!”
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Jack O
April 1st, 2008 at
4:08 pm
“Clitos, I’ve think and gone an’ had another one….”
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Kathy aka Fangirl
April 1st, 2008 at
4:09 pm
Timmy didn’t believe his big brother about alligators in the sewers until that day.
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JabberJaw
April 1st, 2008 at
4:16 pm
“Of course, my father tells a completely different story of how he lost the use of his legs.”
“Let’s just say the little s*** had it coming.”
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Nora
April 1st, 2008 at
4:37 pm
“MARIO LIED TO ME!”
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Louise
April 1st, 2008 at
4:39 pm
“Legs all twisty!”
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Nate
April 1st, 2008 at
4:42 pm
Timmy the stool elf is sad because he hasn’t been fed for awhile
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jessleigh
April 1st, 2008 at
5:12 pm
Um…honey? What in the world did you eat?
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ihateallex
April 1st, 2008 at
5:19 pm
I’m pretty this is funny b/c we have all done it at some point in our lives.
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whuddafugger
April 1st, 2008 at
5:22 pm
Daddy tried to flush me down the toilet again. Why does he have to do drugs all the time?
Meth. Kills lives. Kills families.
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Dan Smith
April 1st, 2008 at
6:06 pm
“You will be crushed by the might of the sewer midgets!”
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xander
April 1st, 2008 at
6:17 pm
Who wins in this bet?
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xander
April 1st, 2008 at
6:18 pm
Is this something like pressing your dog’s face in it?
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xander
April 1st, 2008 at
6:19 pm
This picture evinces a need for potty-training training.
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xander
April 1st, 2008 at
6:20 pm
Another un-knowing teenage McDonald’s Employee gives birth to a (fully-clothed?) baby.
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xander
April 1st, 2008 at
6:22 pm
Paid for by Yoplait Yogurt.
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Jen
April 1st, 2008 at
6:24 pm
Children of hoarders often are abused. Here we see young Tommy, shoved into the toilet, to save room for more eBay purchases.
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DVD playa
April 1st, 2008 at
7:27 pm
what kind of mother puts her child in there………without water wings
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DVD playa
April 1st, 2008 at
7:45 pm
huggies tried to make a model for the older person
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btown
April 1st, 2008 at
8:05 pm
over 100000 kurichs
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btown
April 1st, 2008 at
8:20 pm
billy wasnt fortunate enough to be baptized at church
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Viola
April 1st, 2008 at
8:28 pm
Eighth trimester abortion.
[Now with new member-tastic login!]
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DrJones
April 1st, 2008 at
8:34 pm
“But I want to help find Nemo!”
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krakow
April 1st, 2008 at
8:50 pm
Mom! Take dad and run! I’ll hold off the C.H.U.D.s as long as I can!
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Creed Conn
April 1st, 2008 at
8:54 pm
I totally thought it was just a food baby
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Justin
April 1st, 2008 at
10:04 pm
Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!
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Michael Cacek
April 1st, 2008 at
10:07 pm
Who peed in my space ship!
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chickenofthewoods
April 1st, 2008 at
10:23 pm
Baby C.H.U.D. REMEMBERS
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everyday09
April 1st, 2008 at
11:09 pm
“why can’t i take a bath in the tub like normal kids?”
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jani
April 1st, 2008 at
11:25 pm
Fortunately I’m not taken care of by the classy girl from Flushing - the nanny named Fran.
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trishlovesdolphins
April 2nd, 2008 at
12:00 am
This is what comes back when you flush a condom.
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trishlovesdolphins
April 2nd, 2008 at
12:10 am
After being distracted by the rubbish in the tub, Mildred failed to notice the striking similarity between the boy she was charged with watching and the enormous duce she had just dropped.
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trishlovesdolphins
April 2nd, 2008 at
12:11 am
This is what happens when you leave small step stools in the tub.
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Stephanie Neptune
April 2nd, 2008 at
1:12 am
“I’ve come from the future!”
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ECA
April 2nd, 2008 at
1:25 am
who NEEDS ABORTION,
Just SHOVE them down the drain… -
heather
April 2nd, 2008 at
1:45 am
“Something’s got my leg!!”
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dan_db
April 2nd, 2008 at
3:16 am
“i feel like shit”
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Patrick Scott
April 2nd, 2008 at
4:27 am
Worst preschool evar!!
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clairmonde
April 2nd, 2008 at
6:04 am
Older brother Brian blames Garbage Pail Kids for ‘Toilet Timmy’ accident, fears “Booger” or possible “Brain” retaliation.
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cameron823
April 2nd, 2008 at
6:48 am
The folders went down fine, but it seems that this evidence doesn’t like being “misplaced”.
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Dave B
April 2nd, 2008 at
6:48 am
“I’ve fallen, and I can’t get out!”
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ben
April 2nd, 2008 at
7:56 am
What did I eat last night?
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ben
April 2nd, 2008 at
7:57 am
Worst bathtub ever.
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probinu
April 2nd, 2008 at
9:30 am
What kind of daycare has that much crap in the tub?
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Rasmaestro
April 2nd, 2008 at
9:41 am
The advent of modern central heating had profound effects on baby delivery services.
Lawsuits of pain and suffering saw thousands of storks out of work, after circumstances had forced changes of traditional distribution channels. -
Darksider
April 2nd, 2008 at
10:38 am
This is what causes urban legends
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Jaxx
April 2nd, 2008 at
11:01 am
DON’T FLUSH!
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jojo
April 2nd, 2008 at
11:27 am
ai wei no mames
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Mitochondria
April 2nd, 2008 at
11:47 am
Another successful prom night.
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Mitochondria
April 2nd, 2008 at
11:48 am
“Dumpster was full.”
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Mitochondria
April 2nd, 2008 at
11:48 am
That was one mean sh*t!
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Mitochondria
April 2nd, 2008 at
11:49 am
The result of eating too much baby food.
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Mitochondria
April 2nd, 2008 at
11:55 am
If you’re sittin on the pot and you lay a screaming tot, diarrhea cha cha cha…
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Carey D.
April 2nd, 2008 at
2:33 pm
“RAWR!” Amazing alligator child emerges from NYC toilet: story at 11.
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Cindy
April 2nd, 2008 at
3:44 pm
“How to potty train a toddler”
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onecrazymomma
April 2nd, 2008 at
5:29 pm
“Mommy said to file me in the tub, not the TOILET!”
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bruce8505
April 2nd, 2008 at
6:10 pm
This potty is definately not toddler trained!
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bruce8505
April 2nd, 2008 at
6:22 pm
Unfortunately for him, Timmy’s unusual choice for a costume wasn’t very practical for trick-or-treating.
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bruce8505
April 2nd, 2008 at
6:31 pm
After the nuclear powerplant exploded, everything just kida got fused to everything else.
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McGluut
April 2nd, 2008 at
6:43 pm
There is no bonus level!
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bruce8505
April 2nd, 2008 at
6:53 pm
Although Tom had many talents, interior decorating just wasn’t one of them.
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tripleX
April 2nd, 2008 at
7:01 pm
Mama told you not to play with the teleporter!
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bruce8505
April 2nd, 2008 at
7:03 pm
I’d understand if you had taken out the kid and taken the trash to the bathroom but what should I make of THIS!
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tripleX
April 2nd, 2008 at
7:20 pm
This doesn’t work, obviously. I guess we have to leave him on a doorstep somewhere…
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tripleX
April 2nd, 2008 at
7:22 pm
I hate to be number two all the time! Will someone pléase flush me!?
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bruce8505
April 2nd, 2008 at
7:24 pm
…and that was the day we decided we had to take Kevin to rehab.
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tripleX
April 2nd, 2008 at
7:29 pm
But sweetheart, you know you shouldn’t take a bath with your clothes on!
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tripleX
April 2nd, 2008 at
7:39 pm
Scene from ‘Little Room Of Horrors’.
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Linuxfox00
April 2nd, 2008 at
7:51 pm
why couldn’t you have cleaned out he bath tub?
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bruce8505
April 2nd, 2008 at
8:06 pm
So as you can see, this “kid in the toilet” room is very well maintained. And if you like this, you’re gonna love the “wolverine attached to a fireplace” room.
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coffeebot
April 2nd, 2008 at
8:35 pm
Potty trained? I’m certified!
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coffeebot
April 2nd, 2008 at
8:38 pm
Nobody was surprised to learn that obese Suzy was pregnant. They were shocked, though, when she tried to abort it two years later.
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coffeebot
April 2nd, 2008 at
8:40 pm
“Karen? I TOLD you I thought somebody was watching me poop…”
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coffeebot
April 2nd, 2008 at
8:40 pm
This would explain the poop in the playpen…
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tripleX
April 2nd, 2008 at
9:05 pm
Some people still don’t realize they shouldn’t throw out the baby with the bath water.
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tripleX
April 2nd, 2008 at
9:13 pm
Just because you see your father with his head in the toilet a lot, doesn’t mean he lives there, sweetheart!
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farty
April 2nd, 2008 at
9:26 pm
well if the tub wasn’t full of stuff, i wouldnt have gotten stuck taking a bath in the toilet!!!
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tripleX
April 3rd, 2008 at
12:32 am
Just another teleporter accident.
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tripleX
April 3rd, 2008 at
12:48 am
Hard to digest, that wholewheat brat.
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tripleX
April 3rd, 2008 at
5:48 am
Oh no…didn’t I tell you to stop playing SpongeBob?
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Robert B
April 3rd, 2008 at
11:08 am
Flush little baby, don’t say a word
Mama’s gotta tie off a corny turd -
Jorge
April 3rd, 2008 at
11:57 am
Aaargh!
Dad, you told me to watch out for the monster in the closet but you never told me to watch out for the monster in the toilet!
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msjdjster
April 3rd, 2008 at
1:25 pm
OMG!!!! THE TOLIET MONSTER IS EATING ME!!!!!!
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lindsay
April 3rd, 2008 at
4:06 pm
“whats with all the crap in the bathtub?! whats going on?! where am i??!!!”
Childs first experiment on the toilet teleporter into bizzaro world where bathrooms are offices
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trishlovesdolphins
April 4th, 2008 at
1:18 am
I can haz toilet?
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License Farm
April 4th, 2008 at
3:12 am
I can only quote the great B. Kliban:
“And this is little Bubba from the toilet seat.”
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tripleX
April 4th, 2008 at
5:18 am
You’re getting too big for the childrenbath, tomorrow we clean the tub!
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tripleX
April 4th, 2008 at
5:28 am
You’re getting too big for that babybath, tomorrow we clean the tub!
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tripleX
April 4th, 2008 at
5:50 am
Darn! We forgot to put books in the toilet…
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Wilson
April 4th, 2008 at
2:18 pm
Who left the toilet seat up again!
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Alex
April 4th, 2008 at
6:09 pm
Tons of great captions, guys! It was hard to pick the winner (Adam’s away, so I’m filling in), but I like Nora’s caption: “Mario Lied to Me!” so Congrats Nora!
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liphttam1
April 4th, 2008 at
8:21 pm
told you I not old enough for the big boy potty!!!
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pandahead
April 4th, 2008 at
11:13 pm
but I don’t want any oatmeal!
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