Caption Monkey 25: Toilet Uh Oh!

Goldy went swimming! I’m going to rescue him!

Since the big tub was full, I tried the kids’ one

You’re doing it wrong.

20 years from now, little Billy will unrepress the memory of when he tried to flush himself down the toilet to be with his pet fish, Goldie.

Billy, where’s your sister? I left her right here in the sink.

Mom’s sure going to be mad when she realizes she fed the fish and flushed the baby!

Quickly mom realized the flaw in her filing system. “Timmy” AND “Toilet” BOTH start with the letter “t”. ~~

mom,
The grapes went down the HOLE…
NO wine to nite..

Bobby decided a little civil disobedience was the way to protest the tub’s use as a filing system.

And that’s how I found out I wasn’t fat… but pregnant…

“But I don’t want to go find Aunt Louise’s necklace in the sewers!!!”

“Just droppin’ the kids off at the pool…”

It. Just. Won’t. Come. Out!!!!!!

Captain toilet and his trusty sidekick File tub

That’s ONE way to baby proof the potty!

I forgot my rubber duckie

Young Elvis cried out with agony almost as if he knew that this would be the very spot where he would meet his demise.

After a wild night of drinking, Bob awoke to a new kind of bathroom problem.

But Mom, I don’t WANT to find Nemo anymore!

Wow, truck stop bathrooms are getting worse every time I see them!

I guess everything IS bigger in Texas!

When one prays to the porcelin god, it helps to leave small children an an offering.

After the “Alligators in the Sewer” false alarm, New York was hit with a very real and scary scenario- Toddlers in the Sewer.

Fido: What the hell do you think you are doing? I have to drink out of that!

Ummmmm, I don’t think that’s how the Hokey Pokey goes.

Something smells like sh*t. Oh, it’s the baby! You guys!

Hooly fu*k THE MOLD PEOPLE ARE COMMING OUT OF THE TOILETS!!!!
AND THEY LOOK LIKE LITTEL KIDS…KILL THE LITTEL SHIT LOL

Neatorama judge: my entry, above, is very clever, but the “FAIL” entry is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In an attempt to escape the messy whereabouts of his parents, he inadvertently flushed himself to freedom, only to find he had outgrown his emergency escape route.

‘Juno’, the director’s cut.

That wasn’t nearly as much fun as I thought it would be.

We ran out toilet paper, this was the only way to get clean!

“Clitos, I’ve think and gone an’ had another one….”

“Of course, my father tells a completely different story of how he lost the use of his legs.”

“Let’s just say the little s*** had it coming.”

“Legs all twisty!”

Um…honey? What in the world did you eat?

Daddy tried to flush me down the toilet again. Why does he have to do drugs all the time?

Meth. Kills lives. Kills families.

Who wins in this bet?

This picture evinces a need for potty-training training.

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what kind of mother puts her child in there………without water wings

over 100000 kurichs

Eighth trimester abortion.

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Mom! Take dad and run! I’ll hold off the C.H.U.D.s as long as I can!

Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!

Baby C.H.U.D. REMEMBERS

Fortunately I’m not taken care of by the classy girl from Flushing – the nanny named Fran.

After being distracted by the rubbish in the tub, Mildred failed to notice the striking similarity between the boy she was charged with watching and the enormous duce she had just dropped.

“I’ve come from the future!”

“Something’s got my leg!!”

Worst preschool evar!!

The folders went down fine, but it seems that this evidence doesn’t like being “misplaced”.

What did I eat last night?

What kind of daycare has that much crap in the tub?

This is what causes urban legends

ai wei no mames

“Dumpster was full.”

The result of eating too much baby food.

“RAWR!” Amazing alligator child emerges from NYC toilet: story at 11.

“Mommy said to file me in the tub, not the TOILET!”

Unfortunately for him, Timmy’s unusual choice for a costume wasn’t very practical for trick-or-treating.

There is no bonus level!

Mama told you not to play with the teleporter!

This doesn’t work, obviously. I guess we have to leave him on a doorstep somewhere…

…and that was the day we decided we had to take Kevin to rehab.

Scene from ‘Little Room Of Horrors’.

So as you can see, this “kid in the toilet” room is very well maintained. And if you like this, you’re gonna love the “wolverine attached to a fireplace” room.

Nobody was surprised to learn that obese Suzy was pregnant. They were shocked, though, when she tried to abort it two years later.

This would explain the poop in the playpen…

Just because you see your father with his head in the toilet a lot, doesn’t mean he lives there, sweetheart!

Just another teleporter accident.

Oh no…didn’t I tell you to stop playing SpongeBob?

Aaargh!

Dad, you told me to watch out for the monster in the closet but you never told me to watch out for the monster in the toilet!

“whats with all the crap in the bathtub?! whats going on?! where am i??!!!”

Childs first experiment on the toilet teleporter into bizzaro world where bathrooms are offices

I can only quote the great B. Kliban:

“And this is little Bubba from the toilet seat.”

You’re getting too big for that babybath, tomorrow we clean the tub!

Who left the toilet seat up again!

told you I not old enough for the big boy potty!!!

“put down the god damn camera and help me dad!”

lol