The Hammer Quiz

• stacyj
  March 31st, 2008 at 7:00 am

  Great, now that “If I Had a Hammer” song is going to be stuck in my head all day long - bah!

  Speaking of that, though, this McSweeney’s post on Pete Seeger’s requests for a hammer is pretty darned funny -and- in keeping with the theme of this quiz …

• Ali S.
  March 31st, 2008 at 12:43 pm

  That has to be the creepiest thing I’ve ever seen. Looks like a medieval torture device! Or a weapon of war. Brr.

• luke
  March 31st, 2008 at 2:43 pm

  Stop! Hammer time.

• daggerphish
  March 31st, 2008 at 5:02 pm

  we need a contest where we think of the funniest things these could be used for.

  pictured above: a witch tenderizer.

• daggerphish
  March 31st, 2008 at 5:02 pm

  luke:

  when can i go again?

• Zeon
  March 31st, 2008 at 11:40 pm

  Not a clue

• Dodger
  April 1st, 2008 at 12:28 am

  Looks painful, aaght

• Thomas
  April 1st, 2008 at 1:10 am

  gotta say, the only one I knew was the first double claw hammer, and only because a teacher of mine collects antique and rare tools. He refers to a certain double claw hammer (the exact one escapes me) as the holy grail of tools, and searches for it to this day.

• luke
  April 1st, 2008 at 8:02 am

  daggerphish:

  go

• Jerse
  April 1st, 2008 at 2:27 pm

  This isn’t a hammer - it’s a comb that these chicks use…

  http://www.kk.org/truefilms/archives/JoinedLife1.jpg

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