Comments on: Jedi Master Attacked by Darth Vader

By: JoBo S

JoBo S — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 20:32:11 +0000

This would have been so great to see! If I were there I don't think I would have been able to help anyone on account of rolling on the ground laughing so hard!

I have to agree with HalfCracked. Someone out there has video of this. Someone PLEASE find it!

By: Fsmarch

Fsmarch — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 16:30:14 +0000

I would love to see any sort of video. Imagine how hilarious that would be???

By: HalfCracked

HalfCracked — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 14:49:00 +0000

Something smells fishy, there was a TV creew on hand & there's no video? come ON!

By: The Dude Whisperer

The Dude Whisperer — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 02:43:13 +0000

I, for one, am shocked, Shocked, that Darth Vader had been drinking.

Is Vader still on the loose?

By: ted

ted — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 00:28:53 +0000

You didn't ruin my day, silly. It's just a little strange how some atheists are as fixated as bible-thumpers. It just sounds like you're trolling when you go way off-topic like that for no reason.

The picture actually reminds me of the stereotypical little old lady with an IV strapped to her arm, standing outside the hospital, puffing away on a cigarette. Now you know why Darth's breath sounds so laboured.

By: NiteWhite

NiteWhite — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 23:14:03 +0000

@ Ted: I'm glad I could ruin your day. But I find the imagery of a bad-ass Satan pwning God. That would *make* my day! @ Confused: I'm a de facto Atheist, meaning I'm 99.99999% sure God doesn't exist. I just say I'm Atheist so the simpletons understand. Hope that clears your confusion.

By: Jon

Jon — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 22:34:48 +0000

Damn.

Why can't that happen to me?

By: Confused

Confused — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 20:33:47 +0000

Oh, stupid me, I thought atheists didn't believe in God. How would Satan have been pummeling a being that doesn't exist? NO, see, I'm confused again. Atheists don't believe in Satan, either.

By: stacyj

stacyj — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 20:23:34 +0000

I am so insanely sad that there's no video footage of this posted, that would have been galactically awesome ...

By: Neslock

Neslock — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 19:28:23 +0000

I'm sure Obi Wan would have filed a report with the police, too.

By: clinton labombard

clinton labombard — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 18:23:44 +0000

Man, if I were Satan I'd bet on the other guy and take a fall so I'd get all the winnings... oh, that's been done already. Crap.

By: ted

ted — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 18:05:07 +0000

Oh, geez, you had to go and ruin a perfectly entertaining story by waving your atheistic fixation around.

Yay! You're an atheist. You go, girlfriend!

By: NiteWhite

NiteWhite — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 17:10:02 +0000

As an Atheist I find myself surprised that I empathize w/the Master Jedi. Had it been Satan pummeling God, however, I would've jumped in and given Satan a hand. ;p