Jedi Master Attacked by Darth Vader

• NiteWhite
  March 29th, 2008 at 12:10 pm

  As an Atheist I find myself surprised that I empathize w/the Master Jedi. Had it been Satan pummeling God, however, I would’ve jumped in and given Satan a hand. ;p

• ted
  March 29th, 2008 at 1:05 pm

  Oh, geez, you had to go and ruin a perfectly entertaining story by waving your atheistic fixation around.

  Yay! You’re an atheist. You go, girlfriend!

• clinton labombard
  March 29th, 2008 at 1:23 pm

  Man, if I were Satan I’d bet on the other guy and take a fall so I’d get all the winnings… oh, that’s been done already. Crap.

• Neslock
  March 29th, 2008 at 2:28 pm

  I’m sure Obi Wan would have filed a report with the police, too.

• stacyj
  March 29th, 2008 at 3:23 pm

  I am so insanely sad that there’s no video footage of this posted, that would have been galactically awesome …

• Confused
  March 29th, 2008 at 3:33 pm

  Oh, stupid me, I thought atheists didn’t believe in God. How would Satan have been pummeling a being that doesn’t exist? NO, see, I’m confused again. Atheists don’t believe in Satan, either.

• Jon
  March 29th, 2008 at 5:34 pm

  Damn.

  Why can’t that happen to me?

• NiteWhite
  March 29th, 2008 at 6:14 pm

  @ Ted: I’m glad I could ruin your day. But I find the imagery of a bad-ass Satan pwning God. That would *make* my day!

  @ Confused: I’m a de facto Atheist, meaning I’m 99.99999% sure God doesn’t exist. I just say I’m Atheist so the simpletons understand. Hope that clears your confusion.

• ted
  March 29th, 2008 at 7:28 pm

  You didn’t ruin my day, silly. It’s just a little strange how some atheists are as fixated as bible-thumpers. It just sounds like you’re trolling when you go way off-topic like that for no reason.

  The picture actually reminds me of the stereotypical little old lady with an IV strapped to her arm, standing outside the hospital, puffing away on a cigarette. Now you know why Darth’s breath sounds so laboured.

• The Dude Whisperer
  March 29th, 2008 at 9:43 pm

  I, for one, am shocked, Shocked, that Darth Vader had been drinking.

  Is Vader still on the loose?

• HalfCracked
  March 30th, 2008 at 9:49 am

  Something smells fishy, there was a TV creew on hand & there’s no video? come ON!

• Fsmarch
  March 31st, 2008 at 11:30 am

  I would love to see any sort of video. Imagine how hilarious that would be???

• JoBo S
  March 31st, 2008 at 3:32 pm

  This would have been so great to see! If I were there I don’t think I would have been able to help anyone on account of rolling on the ground laughing so hard!

  I have to agree with HalfCracked. Someone out there has video of this. Someone PLEASE find it!

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