That Didn’t Take Long

By Miss Cellania in Crime & Law on Mar 26, 2008 at 9:33 am

150_Singleton21-year-old Frank Singleton of West Palm Beach, Florida was released Tuesday from being jailed on a trespassing charge. He immediately tried to carjack a Nissan in the jail’s visitors parking lot! He grabbed the keys from the driver, but he couldn’t leave because he didn’t know how to drive a car with a manual transmission. He was quickly arrested.

“I don’t think he wanted to go back to jail,” Miller said. “I think he really wanted to get away and was looking for a car.” When the detective was making the arrest, he asked Singleton why he did this.

“I didn’t feel like walking,” Singleton said.

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  1. Kevin
    Mar 26th, 2008 at 10:12 am

    Just lock him up and keep him there. Idiot.

  2. kyboiz
    Mar 26th, 2008 at 11:58 am

    won’t have to walk far now. pathetic.

  3. Justin
    Mar 26th, 2008 at 12:04 pm

    WHAT A MAROON!

  4. Paul
    Mar 26th, 2008 at 12:08 pm

    That is why criminals are not the smartest.

  5. Superunknown
    Mar 26th, 2008 at 1:28 pm

    Singleton? More like simpleton!

  6. S-r-ex
    Mar 26th, 2008 at 4:23 pm

    Ca’t use manual transmission…did he get is license in 2006 or something? When manual transmission was “outdated techology” in America?

  7. VonSkippy
    Mar 26th, 2008 at 8:09 pm

    Your tax dollars at work.

  8. Aar000n
    Mar 26th, 2008 at 8:27 pm

    Haha
    Too true VonSkippy

  9. megatron
    Mar 27th, 2008 at 8:55 am

    They should put him on a treadmill and make him walk all day long.


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