Caption Monkey 24: Cutest Car EVAR!

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If only all microcars are this cute! That’s the Brütsch Mopetta, a single seat, 3-wheeled roadster that can zoom up to 45 km/h (28 mph). Only 14 were ever made.

The prize for this week’s Neatorama and Hobotopia’s Caption Monkey game is Adam "Ape Lad" Koford’s neat book book
Meet the Laugh-Out-Loud Cats. (Congrats to v.dog who won the last game… today, it just may be YOUR turn!)

The book features the adventures of Kitteh and Pip (in over 250 comic panels’) and includes comments from Aloysius Koford and never-before-seen drawings. If you like Adam’s old-timey LOLcat cartoon, this is the book for you!

Easy peasy contest rules: Place your caption in the comment section - one caption per comment, please. You can (and should) submit as many funny ones as you can think of.

Good luck (and if you don’t win, you can still get Adam’s book at Lulu). Oh, and by the way, Adam got a new job as a story artist for a video game production studio - congrats Adam!

Update 3/19/08: Congratulations to Wincey who won with this caption:

Gonna sue that damn carwash for shrinkage.

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March 18, 2008 at 5:40 am by Alex
Category: Caption Monkey, Car & Vehicle

68 Comments to "Caption Monkey 24: Cutest Car EVAR!"

eugens
March 18th, 2008 at 6:30 am
“Don’t bite, my dear Watson…”
MoonCake
March 18th, 2008 at 6:42 am
“nobody suspects a pedal-car driver!” nyuk nyuk nyuk.
anus licker
March 18th, 2008 at 6:46 am
i like to lick my anus
Lasse
March 18th, 2008 at 6:53 am
They all laughed untill Albert activated the hover drive.
konaha
March 18th, 2008 at 6:55 am
Someday, I’m gonna compete for F1 in this..
amelia
March 18th, 2008 at 6:57 am
It’s a bird!
It’s a plane!
It’s Susie the Little Blue Coupe!
peter
March 18th, 2008 at 7:28 am
“Oh dear Watson, your invisible side car isn’t 100% invisible, is it?”
Jakubs
March 18th, 2008 at 7:35 am
Henry has always tried to be environmentally friendly but even he thought the Wienie Mobile was too much.
Tim Giachetti
March 18th, 2008 at 7:37 am
Nothing screams “gay mobile” more than charles’ car.
Tasha
March 18th, 2008 at 7:55 am
Don’t worry kids, Franklin doesn’t smoke the pipe. It’s to make him appear more manly while driving his daughters toy car to work.
Rasmaestro
March 18th, 2008 at 8:01 am
Nigel Hawksbury St. Smythe longed for a lasting romance.
Tasha
March 18th, 2008 at 8:03 am
After 36 years of disappointment George finally passed his driver’s exam.
kat
March 18th, 2008 at 8:16 am
you see my dear watson, its not the size but how you use it.
jallen
March 18th, 2008 at 8:28 am
My name is Bond……James Bond.
Capella
March 18th, 2008 at 8:53 am
What you don’t know is that he has another 15 clowns jammed up in there.
Thespian24601
March 18th, 2008 at 8:58 am
Well crap, the car just broke in half. I’d hate to be Fred right now, trying to steer that one wheel.
Drew
March 18th, 2008 at 9:01 am
They say men buy large and expensive cars to compensate for a small penis. Here we see the world’s most eligible bachelor on his way to work.
tripleX
March 18th, 2008 at 9:37 am
If you’re single and want to be sure it stays that way, get a single seat Mopetta!
Nate
March 18th, 2008 at 9:46 am
Stuart Little: The Golden Years
ben
March 18th, 2008 at 9:48 am
“my other car is a Tata.”
tripleX
March 18th, 2008 at 9:58 am
Bronx-cruiser for masochists.
danielbasil
March 18th, 2008 at 10:19 am
Being separated from from the motorcycle was funny for exactly 500ft and no further.
tripleX
March 18th, 2008 at 11:21 am
Goofy wants his car back…
Scooter
March 18th, 2008 at 11:25 am
With one of these, when you pick up the ladies, they only have one place to sit.
Dougall
March 18th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
This is really a much faster and bigger car than I need.
dan
March 18th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
mr bean has some competition it seems
Badjuk
March 18th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
- You scary scums!!! Captain Nemo is back!
(on the ground).
sybann
March 18th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
Yes, groceries have to be delivered… But the gas mileage is great!
Ian
March 18th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Brutsch: For men who are comfortable with their penis size.
Crash
March 18th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
meep meep
Ian
March 18th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Philip was speeding so he could make it to his tiny office on time to sit at his tiny, three-legged desk.
nerfherder
March 18th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
What British secret agents REALLY drive.
nerfherder
March 18th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Damn you, Q. Damn you to hell.
nerfherder
March 18th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
His personal safety may be at risk, but his hat is secure.
Marie
March 18th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Bumper Sticker: Dont laugh, It’s paid for
Selvo
March 18th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Everyone knows he’s not compensating for something.
krusty_da
March 18th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
You should check the Peel P50, the smallest car in production, look for it in Youtube!
ECA
March 18th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
beep, beep…
DrJones
March 18th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Bond’s brother, Carl, desperately wanted to follow in his big brother’s footsteps, but couldn’t shake the belittling image his trusty Mopetta gave him.
Eric
March 18th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
It’s not the size that matters, it’s how you use it. Also, a stylish pipe is always helpful.
Fera; Fish
March 18th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
“Zoom zoom.”
Feral Fish
March 18th, 2008 at 5:57 pm
They see me rollin’
They hatin’
Patrollin’
They tryin’ to catch me ridin tiny.
Feral Fish
March 18th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
MTV: Pimp my sidecar.
Feral Fish
March 18th, 2008 at 6:06 pm
You’re sittin on 22’s? Man, I’m sittin on FIVES!
Scooter
March 18th, 2008 at 6:09 pm
Stupid rentals!!!
Feral Fish
March 18th, 2008 at 6:15 pm
Fast and the Furious 4: Croydon Drift
You either chav it, or you don’t!
clairmonde
March 18th, 2008 at 6:48 pm
Beep Beep Zip TANG!
emptyminded
March 18th, 2008 at 7:13 pm
Blue Meanies !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
blessedblogger
March 18th, 2008 at 7:25 pm
It was painfully obvious to all Steve’s friends that he’d only bought his new car to compensate for his shamefully large penis.
gorilladaddy
March 18th, 2008 at 8:11 pm
I love myself!
darksider
March 18th, 2008 at 8:12 pm
Charles finally figured out how to run the bumper car without the electric pole.
gorilladaddy
March 18th, 2008 at 8:13 pm
I wish this came in yellow
gorilladaddy
March 18th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
Be vigilant. If you see a suspicious vehicle in your neighborhood, report immediately to local police or Department of Homeland Security authorities.
Christophe
March 18th, 2008 at 8:34 pm
I always wanted to be a pilot, but I have fear of heights…
License Farm
March 18th, 2008 at 9:40 pm
The Aptera is in fact smaller than it looks on TV.
Fitz
March 18th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
Oh my God, his hat is so unfashionable.
tt
March 19th, 2008 at 12:53 am
What Crash said above and the Road Runner before that:

“meep meep”

Super cute!
joel
March 19th, 2008 at 10:01 am
Sean Conner, on his 4th Birthday - June 16, 1944
Wincey
March 19th, 2008 at 11:19 am
Gonna sue that damn carwash for shrinkage.
Fumbata
March 19th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
Thanks for the lift, Wonder-Woman, but do you mind if I drive the invisible motorcycle next time? I think Superman was laughing at me.
tripleX
March 19th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
I’m smokinnnn’…!!!
tripleX
March 19th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
Look what I scraped of a truck-tire one day!
Alex
March 20th, 2008 at 12:06 am
Congratulations to Wincey who won with the comment “Gonna sue that damn carwash for shrinkage”
Wincey
March 20th, 2008 at 8:23 am
I want to thank the Academy, my agent, and God!
Feral Fish
March 20th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
The anti-suv.
Ed Hale
March 22nd, 2008 at 1:09 am
“I’m your proctologist. I’ve done this before. Just relax and trust me.”
tofu
March 25th, 2008 at 8:58 pm
Excuse me while I whip this out…
mookid
April 13th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
has anybody seen sam lowry??

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