Caption Monkey 24: Cutest Car EVAR!

By Alex in Auto & Transportation, Caption Monkey on Mar 18, 2008 at 5:40 am


Found at Oobject | Wikipedia entry

If only all microcars are this cute! That’s the Brütsch Mopetta, a single seat, 3-wheeled roadster that can zoom up to 45 km/h (28 mph). Only 14 were ever made.

The prize for this week’s Neatorama and Hobotopia‘s Caption Monkey game is Adam "Ape Lad" Koford’s neat book book
Meet the Laugh-Out-Loud Cats. (Congrats to v.dog who won the last game… today, it just may be YOUR turn!)

The book features the adventures of Kitteh and Pip (in over 250 comic panels’) and includes comments from Aloysius Koford and never-before-seen drawings. If you like Adam’s old-timey LOLcat cartoon, this is the book for you!

Easy peasy contest rules: Place your caption in the comment section – one caption per comment, please. You can (and should) submit as many funny ones as you can think of.

Good luck (and if you don’t win, you can still get Adam’s book at Lulu). Oh, and by the way, Adam got a new job as a story artist for a video game production studio – congrats Adam!

Update 3/19/08: Congratulations to Wincey who won with this caption:

Gonna sue that damn carwash for shrinkage.


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  1. eugens
    Mar 18th, 2008 at 6:30 am

    “Don’t bite, my dear Watson…”

  2. MoonCake
    Mar 18th, 2008 at 6:42 am

    “nobody suspects a pedal-car driver!” nyuk nyuk nyuk.

  3. anus licker
    Mar 18th, 2008 at 6:46 am

    i like to lick my anus

  4. Lasse
    Mar 18th, 2008 at 6:53 am

    They all laughed untill Albert activated the hover drive.

  5. konaha
    Mar 18th, 2008 at 6:55 am

    Someday, I’m gonna compete for F1 in this..

  6. amelia
    Mar 18th, 2008 at 6:57 am

    It’s a bird!
    It’s a plane!
    It’s Susie the Little Blue Coupe!

  7. peter
    Mar 18th, 2008 at 7:28 am

    “Oh dear Watson, your invisible side car isn’t 100% invisible, is it?”

  8. Jakubs
    Mar 18th, 2008 at 7:35 am

    Henry has always tried to be environmentally friendly but even he thought the Wienie Mobile was too much.

  9. Tim Giachetti
    Mar 18th, 2008 at 7:37 am

    Nothing screams “gay mobile” more than charles’ car.

  10. Tasha
    Mar 18th, 2008 at 7:55 am

    Don’t worry kids, Franklin doesn’t smoke the pipe. It’s to make him appear more manly while driving his daughters toy car to work.

  11. Rasmaestro
    Mar 18th, 2008 at 8:01 am

    Nigel Hawksbury St. Smythe longed for a lasting romance.

  12. Tasha
    Mar 18th, 2008 at 8:03 am

    After 36 years of disappointment George finally passed his driver’s exam.

  13. kat
    Mar 18th, 2008 at 8:16 am

    you see my dear watson, its not the size but how you use it.

  14. jallen
    Mar 18th, 2008 at 8:28 am

    My name is Bond……James Bond.

  15. Capella
    Mar 18th, 2008 at 8:53 am

    What you don’t know is that he has another 15 clowns jammed up in there.

  16. Thespian24601
    Mar 18th, 2008 at 8:58 am

    Well crap, the car just broke in half. I’d hate to be Fred right now, trying to steer that one wheel.

  17. Drew
    Mar 18th, 2008 at 9:01 am

    They say men buy large and expensive cars to compensate for a small penis. Here we see the world’s most eligible bachelor on his way to work.

  18. tripleX
    Mar 18th, 2008 at 9:37 am

    If you’re single and want to be sure it stays that way, get a single seat Mopetta!

  19. Nate
    Mar 18th, 2008 at 9:46 am

    Stuart Little: The Golden Years

  20. ben
    Mar 18th, 2008 at 9:48 am

    “my other car is a Tata.”

  21. tripleX
    Mar 18th, 2008 at 9:58 am

    Bronx-cruiser for masochists.

  22. danielbasil
    Mar 18th, 2008 at 10:19 am

    Being separated from from the motorcycle was funny for exactly 500ft and no further.

  23. tripleX
    Mar 18th, 2008 at 11:21 am

    Goofy wants his car back…

  24. Scooter
    Mar 18th, 2008 at 11:25 am

    With one of these, when you pick up the ladies, they only have one place to sit.

  25. Dougall
    Mar 18th, 2008 at 12:07 pm

    This is really a much faster and bigger car than I need.

  26. dan
    Mar 18th, 2008 at 12:27 pm

    mr bean has some competition it seems

  27. Badjuk
    Mar 18th, 2008 at 12:52 pm

    - You scary scums!!! Captain Nemo is back!
    (on the ground).

  28. sybann
    Mar 18th, 2008 at 2:05 pm

    Yes, groceries have to be delivered… But the gas mileage is great!

  29. Ian
    Mar 18th, 2008 at 2:19 pm

    Brutsch: For men who are comfortable with their penis size.

  31. Ian
    Mar 18th, 2008 at 2:20 pm

    Philip was speeding so he could make it to his tiny office on time to sit at his tiny, three-legged desk.

  32. nerfherder
    Mar 18th, 2008 at 2:23 pm

    What British secret agents REALLY drive.

  33. nerfherder
    Mar 18th, 2008 at 2:23 pm

    Damn you, Q. Damn you to hell.

  34. nerfherder
    Mar 18th, 2008 at 2:24 pm

    His personal safety may be at risk, but his hat is secure.

  35. Marie
    Mar 18th, 2008 at 2:56 pm

    Bumper Sticker: Dont laugh, It’s paid for

  36. Selvo
    Mar 18th, 2008 at 3:41 pm

    Everyone knows he’s not compensating for something.

  37. krusty_da
    Mar 18th, 2008 at 4:11 pm

    You should check the Peel P50, the smallest car in production, look for it in Youtube!

  39. DrJones
    Mar 18th, 2008 at 4:14 pm

    Bond’s brother, Carl, desperately wanted to follow in his big brother’s footsteps, but couldn’t shake the belittling image his trusty Mopetta gave him.

  40. Eric
    Mar 18th, 2008 at 5:33 pm

    It’s not the size that matters, it’s how you use it. Also, a stylish pipe is always helpful.

  42. Feral Fish
    Mar 18th, 2008 at 5:57 pm

    They see me rollin’
    They hatin’
    Patrollin’
    They tryin’ to catch me ridin tiny.

  44. Feral Fish
    Mar 18th, 2008 at 6:06 pm

    You’re sittin on 22′s? Man, I’m sittin on FIVES!

  45. Scooter
    Mar 18th, 2008 at 6:09 pm

    Stupid rentals!!!

  46. Feral Fish
    Mar 18th, 2008 at 6:15 pm

    Fast and the Furious 4: Croydon Drift
    You either chav it, or you don’t!

  47. clairmonde
    Mar 18th, 2008 at 6:48 pm

    Beep Beep Zip TANG!

  48. emptyminded
    Mar 18th, 2008 at 7:13 pm

    Blue Meanies !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  49. blessedblogger
    Mar 18th, 2008 at 7:25 pm

    It was painfully obvious to all Steve’s friends that he’d only bought his new car to compensate for his shamefully large penis.

  50. gorilladaddy
    Mar 18th, 2008 at 8:11 pm

    I love myself!

  51. darksider
    Mar 18th, 2008 at 8:12 pm

    Charles finally figured out how to run the bumper car without the electric pole.

  52. gorilladaddy
    Mar 18th, 2008 at 8:13 pm

    I wish this came in yellow

  53. gorilladaddy
    Mar 18th, 2008 at 8:21 pm

    Be vigilant. If you see a suspicious vehicle in your neighborhood, report immediately to local police or Department of Homeland Security authorities.

  54. Christophe
    Mar 18th, 2008 at 8:34 pm

    I always wanted to be a pilot, but I have fear of heights…

  55. License Farm
    Mar 18th, 2008 at 9:40 pm

    The Aptera is in fact smaller than it looks on TV.

  56. Fitz
    Mar 18th, 2008 at 10:51 pm

    Oh my God, his hat is so unfashionable.

  57. tt
    Mar 19th, 2008 at 12:53 am

    What Crash said above and the Road Runner before that:

    “meep meep”

    Super cute!

  58. joel
    Mar 19th, 2008 at 10:01 am

    Sean Conner, on his 4th Birthday – June 16, 1944

  59. Wincey
    Mar 19th, 2008 at 11:19 am

    Gonna sue that damn carwash for shrinkage.

  60. Fumbata
    Mar 19th, 2008 at 2:35 pm

    Thanks for the lift, Wonder-Woman, but do you mind if I drive the invisible motorcycle next time? I think Superman was laughing at me.

  61. tripleX
    Mar 19th, 2008 at 4:13 pm

    I’m smokinnnn’…!!!

  62. tripleX
    Mar 19th, 2008 at 4:21 pm

    Look what I scraped of a truck-tire one day!

  63. Alex
    Mar 20th, 2008 at 12:06 am

    Congratulations to Wincey who won with the comment “Gonna sue that damn carwash for shrinkage”

  64. Wincey
    Mar 20th, 2008 at 8:23 am

    I want to thank the Academy, my agent, and God!

  66. Ed Hale
    Mar 22nd, 2008 at 1:09 am

    “I’m your proctologist. I’ve done this before. Just relax and trust me.”

  67. tofu
    Mar 25th, 2008 at 8:58 pm

    Excuse me while I whip this out…

  68. mookid
    Apr 13th, 2008 at 2:23 pm

    has anybody seen sam lowry??

  69. aishwarya.p
    Mar 14th, 2010 at 10:53 pm

    how he go thru a busy roadddddddddddddddd???????

  70. aishwarya.p
    Mar 14th, 2010 at 10:54 pm

    how if he go thru a busy roadddddddddddddddd???????


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