Flashlight Machine Gun

• Jake D.
  March 13th, 2008 at 10:24 pm

  Usually when I’m taking out the garbage or walking my dog, I think to myself, “it’s too bad i don’t have a machine gun/flashlight on me right now.”

• Allister
  March 13th, 2008 at 10:24 pm

  What kind of trouble is he thinking he is going to find while ‘walking the dog’ exactly?

  Unless he’s a drug lord, perhaps.

  And ‘walking the dog’ means ‘making a drop in an abandoned warehouse filled with goons’

• Marcelo Porpecelli
  March 13th, 2008 at 11:08 pm

  That´s what happens when you live in a very controlled rent condo… in the middle of Sarajevo!
  Next step, grenade launching poop scoopers…

• Aramax
  March 13th, 2008 at 11:30 pm

  I have to say, it does look like a toy.

  Nerf should make a version of that gun.

• rman456
  March 13th, 2008 at 11:54 pm

  my only problem with that is that guy is so excited over it and he’ll probably never ever shoot anybody.

• VonSkippy
  March 14th, 2008 at 12:53 am

  Wait….
  Hold on a sec….
  Almost got it….
  Just two more unfolds and a few more snaps…
  Still working on it - hold your fire…
  OK….NOW we can have our gun fight.

  Yeah, hard to believe they’re not going to waste any more time on producing that hinky piece o crap.

• artbot
  March 14th, 2008 at 1:34 am

  The gun prototype seems nifty, if you’re into that sort of thing (what the hell kinda neighborhood is he walking his dog in where anyone could potentially afford a gun like this? Oh, right!).

  The best thing about this is Sgt. Jaw-beard. C’mon, this guy is the best thing to hit the ‘net since surprised prairie dog! “Gits nasty - git down to bid-nez” is my new mission statement.

• SenorMysterioso
  March 14th, 2008 at 2:15 am

  accident waiting to happen

• Larfin Jackarse
  March 14th, 2008 at 2:17 am

  Is this a joke video?

  I hope so.

• Tim
  March 14th, 2008 at 2:51 am

  First, it’s not a machine gun. At it’s heart, it’s just a standard Glock pistol.

  Secondly, they have no plans to make it. It’s simply to show what the company can do, just like a concept car shows what a car company can do.

  Third, many people who aren’t drug lords need a means of self-defense, if even from another dog. Getting your ass kicked or killed can happen just as easily when walking your dog as it can when walking down an alley if your not paying attention to your situation.

  Finally, that gun is no more or less dangerous than any other firearm. The implication is that is is somehow more dangerous or scary, when in reality it is just a pistol with a flippy stock. Really, not a big deal at all.

• Tony LaRocca
  March 14th, 2008 at 4:26 am

  It’s a Transformer!

• Alex
  March 14th, 2008 at 5:00 am

  Say hello to my little friend! I’ve always wanted to say that. Thanks for the opportunity, jstruan!

• verdict
  March 14th, 2008 at 7:58 am

  only in the US people can even THINK of having a gunfight while taking out the garbage.

  peaceableness is for wimps - true men shoot first & ask questions later!

• Sorcerer Mickey
  March 14th, 2008 at 3:30 pm

  Wait a minute… didn’t Mattel offer this item in its line of “Agent Zero-M” spy toys?

• matt
  March 14th, 2008 at 10:03 pm

  ITS MEGATRON!!

• LY
  March 15th, 2008 at 9:16 am

  After that thing is produced, I think you’ll see more and more crazy people shooting and taking innocent lives for no reason at public areas… Hmmm, what fun!

• Dion
  March 31st, 2008 at 5:44 am

  hanks for the opportunity, jstruan!

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