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MoonCake
i can make a clover with my tongue, raise one eye-brow, wiggle my ears, and rotate my right hand clockwise while my left hand goes counter-clockwise. i discovered the ear wiggling when i identified the muscles that moved when i smiled. one i identified them, i was able to isolate them without smiling. and my left ear wiggles a little easier than my right one, but i'm still able to wiggle both at the same time and opposite of each other.
MrPumpernickel
Huh? I can lift my ring finger no problem when doing the above described test.
Also, I've been able to raise one eyebrow for as long as I can remember. It's a big part of my facial language.
rkolter
I can move either eyebrow independant of the other.
Try this one:
Move your eyes in opposite directions - one to the left, the other to the right. I can do it if I warm up my eyes a bit. I've got a video of me doing it in avatar form somewhere. Not such a great way to meet women, but a fun bar trick.
And one for the ladies:
Stand with your back against a wall, and heels touching the wall (basically at attention, back on the wall). Women can touch their toes without bending their knees in this position. Men can not.
mikelietz
I can sneeze with my eyes open. I guess I need to take a video of it sometime, since it's so impossible.
Fran
Like MrPumpernickel, I too have always been able to raise one eyebrow and although I didn't know it until you posted it I can also raise my ring finger when holding down the middle one.
Tinkergirl
Ah yes, but can you talk with two tones at once? I saw a boy brought out onto the Terry Wogan show because he could do it, but I'd been doing it for ages. Your voice is actually fluctuating between two 'notes' very quickly indeed and you seem to use double the air than you'd normally do, but it seems to freak people out 
If I'm really practicing, I can sing in harmony with myself (though my range is obviously much narrower).
Dave
When my daughter was two or three, my wife and I were having a laugh about the tongue to nose trick (her sister can do it). I asked my daughter if she could stick out her tongue and touch her nose; she stuck out her tongue and touched her nose with her finger, then looked at us like we were crazy when we cracked up laughing.
One question I have about the paralyzed finger trick; if you can't lift your ring finger when your middle finger is pulled back because the tendons are connected, why can you lift the middle finger when the ring finger is pulled back? Seems to me that if they are connected, you should be able to reverse it. Anyone?
Ally
For some reason I occasionally "gleek" when I yawn. My mouth opens wide and I see a squirt of saliva go out.
Rohin
Gleeking! Man I never knew it had a name. I occasionally dowse people with a clear jet of spit that seems to emanate from under my tongue and now I know I'm not alone. Maybe I can join a gleekers group and destroy something beautiful by spitting on it. I can do eyebrow tricks like other commenters - can't be that rare.
My weird trick is that I can make a vein on my hand wriggle like a snake. Guaranteed gross out. Then I GLEEK on you.
Emperor
I can:
* Raise both eyebrows independently and a popular pub trick was making them dance
* Touch my nose with my tongue
I also used to be adhesive/magnetic (another pub trick - stopped when I quite the booze, you do the math) and can do a simple version of the regurgitating trick that Stevie Starr has developed into a mighty fine stage act.
Philippa
You can actually tickle yourself. Granted, it isn't on the outside of your body, but you just try gently stroking your tongue along the back of your pallette. For me thats worse than the bottom of my feet!
Moodindigo
I can wiggle my ears and raise either eyebrow. My girlfriend can touch the tip of her tongue to both her nose and chin (score!). Not sure about the tongue "tricks" though. I shall show her the video tonight though.
a_mama
I clearly remember the day in 6th grade when my eyebrow raised on it's own. I don't remember what was said to cause this (obviously it must have been really dumb), but my eyebrow started twitching and pulling and next thing I knew I had a new facial expression! I can also wiggle my ears and twitch my nose. Oh and most of that tongue stuff, now I'm going to try more--my husband really enjoys the flipping and rolling I can do (for obvious reasons). I never knew I was so talented!
amy
i can do the nose twitch. thats about it though
neko
i can move my ears. not exactly wiggle, but hold them in a small set of positions. like sometimes i notice i've moved them back to try to adjust my slipping glasses. and moving only one eyebrow and making a clover with my tongue is easy.
here's a weird thing i can do that grossed people out in summer camp when i was little: i can throw the middle joints on my fingers backwards, which locks them and lets me move my fingertips independently. i guess it's a type of double-jointedness
Aric
I can also sneeze with my eyes open. I have to work at it, make a strange facial expression, and look down a bit, but I can do it.
It's a moderately useful skill to have when driving.
just a guy
I'd like to see a video of the two-tone voice thing.
I can:
* raise one eyebrow
* do the '6' drawing
* Do some of the tounge tricks
* 'Toot your own horn' (and no, you get no video proof!)
Well, I should say I 'used to' be able to do that one, when I was younger. I haven't tried in years. Its too 'painful' a stretch on the back. Plus, I have someone else to do it for me now. 
mnbljgh
raise both eyebrows
then wink one eye
now you know what it feels like you can probably raise one eye brow while holding the other down without closing that eye
Bob the Frog
Ok, the 6 drawing is really no problem at alll.
Otherwise, very nice post, thank you.
The smilie tongue is unbelieveable!
Steve
Wow I can do a lot of those things. All except the tongue trips. But I'm neither Gene Simmons nor a hot asian girl. Oh, and can't do Will Ferrell's yoga pose (Wonder what the yoga name is? "Happy Buddha"?). Er, I mean, I have no idea if I can do that...
Lifting the ring finger was possible, though it only lifts itself a bit.
And what would middle school bus rides have been without gleeking? I could hit someone halfway down the bus. I should see if there is a gleeking championship somewhere in the world.
Rob
I can blow bubbles with my spit. i dont mean gurgley bubbles but actual bubbles that release and float around in the air (usually on for a second or 2). i know it's a bit gross but it's also a bit fantastic
Cuprohastes
Dear Neatorama:
I can wiggle my ears
Raise either eyebrow independantly
Curl my tongue
And that "paralysed finger" trick? Pure bull. I can lift all my fingers without any effort.
If that's the best list of "impossible things" you can't do with your body, I'm surprised you didn't add any other "impossible" items like "Blinking while standing up" or "Drinking water during daylight hours".
Miss Cellania
I find it impossible to lose the love handles.
Tempscire
Shucks. All I can do is bend the joint at my fingertips without bending the rest of my finger.
Lasse
I can write and throw and catch a ball with the right and the left hand.
amandamayyy
I can bend my thumb towards my wrist, forwards and backwards. ( Backwards Picture here http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e71/AmandaMayyy/hand.jpg ) It doesn't show it all the way, but I can.
I can lock my fingertip. Picture here - http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e71/AmandaMayyy/Picture023.jpg
I can also touch my head to the back of my knees, foot behind my head, foot to my hip, and a buncha other things.
I'm pretty sure a lot of them come from being a vegetarian and not getting protein.
heather
I can kinda life mt ring finger, but it hurts so I should probably stop.
One thing that I've always been able to do is bend my fingers backwards. They naturally go like that and it really freaks people out. I think it has something to do with extra tendons in my hands or something.
I'm not sure if it counts as wiggling, but whenever I hear a sudden sound behind me my ears twitch and I can move them a little.
sean
I can curl my pinky finger into my hand without moving my ring finger (or any other finger) Its easy enough to learn, but most people are unable to do it when they first try
Toshichris
Put your hand (either one) behind your back and touch the ear on the opposite side of your head. Requires some flexibility.
Shelby
Carol Burnett is the queen of raising one eyebrow, while keeping the other one *completely still*. Isn't most of what she does a highy evolved trait?
Also, my nephew, a decorated US Ranger Iraq war veteran, can gleek the heck out of that gland. Take that, Osama!
Christophe
I used to "crack" the joint between my sternum and collar bones.
Freaked out several girlfriends 
michael m
kiss your ass goodbye
josh o.
wow, I didn't believe the #6 trick until I tried it. I guess it is a left/right brain thing because i can't do it righty-righty or lefty-lefty, but lefty-righty is just fine.
for people that can move the ring finger, are you putting the first or second knuckle down to the table? I can move my ring finger a little with the first knuckle down, but it is glued to the table with the second.
Padraig
Hmmm... I can raise one eyebrow, gleek, twich my nose, touch my nose with my tongue, do the paralyzed finger trick, the six, and a couple of tongue tricks to boot. Do I get a prize or does that just make me a freak?
I can also flip my ankles. Figured that out while breakdancing in my early teens.
Kristine
I belive this is pretty inpossible to normal people: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AnYtHKqEcc&feature=related
Video Game Dork
yeah, the ring finger paralysis thing... you have to try to lift *only* your ring finger. its easy if you lift the other 3 first.
Jo Fletcher
I can GLEEK...
I always thought I was a lonely freak but now I know there are others out there with the strange, useless talent I have.
Yay me!
Allison
Another impossible task:
Put your side against the wall; left or right makes no difference. Make sure your shoulder, hip and ankle touch the wall. Now try to lift the other foot.
With a LOT of perseverance you MIGHT be able to pick it up, but you will definitely fall over (messes with your center of gravity).
As an aside, the whole "can't tickle oneself" is one rule I don't buy into. I HATE it when the bottom of my foot itches; it tickles too much to scratch it!
Jess
I can gleek on demand (not just when I yawn, although sometimes it happens accidentally when I do), raise one eyebrow, draw the 6, and wiggle my ears. Yessss!
emptyminded
I can make my tongue do a 360 degree rotation. But only one rotation. Then it has to go back.
AceKicker
I can raise only one eyebrow without any special tricks or any effort to keep the other down. I never knew it was anything special!
Eric
The way I learned the rotating both fingers clockwise thing was to have them pointing at each other. Imagine there is a ball in front of you, and put both index finger on top of the ball. Now rotate your fingers around the ball in opposite directions, so they cross at top and bottom. Once you master that, try transitioning to airplane propellers, where both fingers are rotating clockwise and pointing forward. Anyone can do one or the other with a little practice, but not everyone can learn to transition smoothly.
I have always been able to do the ring finger thing. I learned it as making a steeple with all first knuckles touching but the ring fingers up, then try to separate the ring fingers.
I have 2 impossible things, that I can do, involving the pinky. The first is to make a tight fist around your pinky, without bending it. My hand folds over so the pinky is crosses the base of the other fingers. I use this to do a much better variation of the pulling off your thumb trick.
The second looks like braiding your fingers. Some people can fold their pinky up over the ring finger, then the ring finger up over the middle, and so on. I can go the other way, folding the pinky down the side of my hand, then the ring finger over the pinky, then the middle and index fingers.
I guess I should post a video. Thank you for the inspiration and other nifty tricks.
Cathy
Oh, come on now. Is there REALLY anything so difficult about raising one eyebrow?? I have been able to raise each eyebrow separately as long as I can remember. I can also make this weird bird face... impossible to describe, but unforgettable to see...
Mark
I have a super long tongue. I can do tricks with it, touch my elbow, touch my nose, and it has the potential to obtain world peace.
DCer
I never understood the ring finger thing, when that first came around everyone in my office could do it. How is it "impossible?"
renderanything
What can I do? I can wiggle either ear independently of the other and hold them in the upright position for undetermined ammounts of time, do the 6 and 8 with no problem, touch tongue to elbow, do the one eyebrow thing (needs more work), and a few others. One of my specialties, however, is the arm bent from shoulder up around the head in front to touch the ear of the same side as the arm. I'm not sure I'm describing it clearly enough, but it certainly freaks people out to see it. That and the hands connected behind the back brought around front again while not letting go of each other.
Courageous Grace
I can:
Raise one eyebrow....but only my left one.
Wiggle my ears...but not independantly of one another.
Sneeze with my eyes open, but if I do it with my contacts on, they'll pop out.
Tickle myself...I run a finger along the top of my hip very lightly.
Paralyzed finger trick, yes, I can.
The 6/8 thing with the leg. Also the rotate fingers thing.
Hubby can do the tongue touching nose thing...he has a very long tongue. It's useful for other things as well
Referring to #6, Tinkergirl...my son (he's 7 weeks old today) can cry/wheeze in two seperate tones...it freaks my husband out. Sounds like the kid is possessed
And my favorite single-eyebrow raiser has to be Christopher Judge...."Teal'c" on Stargate: SG1
shem
The ring finger trick is easy if you keep your bent middle finger in the front. But if you bend it to touch your palm, lifting the ring finger becomes more difficult.
Lady Random
I can do the tongue stuff too:
http://www.vimeo.com/125303
only i have a tongue piercing now and it's harder to do it.
hoopie
I can do the tongue curl (the edges almost meet) like the girls in the video, then whistle through it--sounds like a dove cooing, an I can whistle some actual songs--Yankee Doodle seems to work the best.
Nate Winchester
How can no one mention the "one eye crossing" trick. You know how you cross your eyes? How many can move just one eye in but leave the other normal?
Wigleman
I can toot my horn and wigle my ears one by one without moving my eyes.
There is something other trick that i can do with some hided muscles i found but i can't explain it. It's just fun.
Can i earn money with all that ?
Steven
I can touch my pinky, ring, middle finger, and thumb to the inside of my wrist but cannot do it with my pointer finger.
Sergio
Well, i think i´m sor of mutant breakdance ninja...! i can not only rise both eyebrows independently, but wave them in a breakdance style! watch the video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tTAqz-PE4M
Utron
I can raise one eyebrow, wiggle my ears, and do a few of the tongue tricks. (I'm definitely going to practice that smiley face.) Also, like commenter #26, I can flex my fingertips while holding the finger straight, and I used to be able to bend my thumb forwards or backwards to touch my wrist. I can still do it forwards, but the backwards ability faded pretty quickly after I passed thirty.
Leah
I can lick my elbow, gleek, wiggle my ears, touch my tongue to my nose and chin, do the tongue curling tricks, twirl the index fingers, and draw the 6 and 8 while making circles with my feet. I can also bend in all sorts of crazy ass ways and touch my thumb to my wrist both backwards and forwards. And "shake" my eyeballs. And my toes are something else - I can pick things up with them, wiggle only the top knuckle on individual toes, bend all down but the big toe (like a "thumbs up") and other things.
Plenty of people can do the "paralyzed ring finger" thing with the FIRST knuckle down. Can anyone do it with the second? (I sure as hell can't)
It's interesting that a lot of people seem to be able to do multiple things on the "impossible" list, while some can't do any.
omnivore
I can reach around my head with my left arm and touch my left ear; most people find this impossible, but a high ape index probably helps. Also, I have a couple friends who can make their eyeballs tremble or vibrate -- you look in their eyes and their irises shake. Cool. Finally, as a swimmer, I can attest that some people (not me!) can blow bubbles out of their tear ducts.
Jacob
I had no clue people had a hard time raising one eyebrow. I can do it quite easily, and often.
Jacki
I thought most people could raise one eyebrow. Lol. And I don't get the 6 thing. : P One really cool tongue trick is making a tongue bubble 
JJ
I can lock my fingertips at the first knuckle; dislocate and relocate both wrists and both thumbs at will; and do several of the tongue tricks. I can also do both of the pinky tricks #42 Eric mentioned.
Mackenzie
i can:
-lick my elbow
-touch my elbows behind my back
-cross my fingers to below the middle knuckle without assistance from my other hand (if that makes sense.) As in, i can give you the finger with my pointer wrapped around the middle one.
-the thumbs-up toe thing
-i have an apposable (opposable?) pinkie toe
-my elbows bend the wrong way
and other stuff to hard to explain
Bunny
I can gleek, wiggle my ears, flare my nostris incessantly, flip/tube my tongue, lock the top joints of my fingers (left hand only),lock my left thumb in a creepy position.
I can also tie cherry stems into a knot with only my mouth.
And I only charge $1000/hr for my time, far less than "Kristen" does for client #9.
What a bargain!
License Farm
I can wiggle my ears and nose, arch one eyebrow (my mother can do it too, but my dad and sister can't), roll my tongue and gleek. I can also roll back my eyes until only white shows, which made me very popular in grade school, and crack my jaw like other people crack their knuckles.
martini
This is ridiculous. I can easily do half these nearly "impossible" things. So misleading, but I guess it grabs the attention more than "Things that are kinda hard to do with your body"
Michael J
Is it possible to lick other people's elbows?
diogenes
The tounge thing would creep me out if those girls weren't so damn adorable!
I can raise my left and right eyebrows on their own, but I never considered it a talent.
I knew a kid once when I young, who could pop his sternum in and out.
by the look of the comments above, Neatorama has got a lot of freaks reading the site!
Makes it hard to believe that 99.9999% thing.
Nat X
My parlor trick is "one hand clapping." It freaks people out, but I've done it naturally since I was a little kid. Basically, I can keep my wrist stiff, while letting my fingers flop back and forth really fast, making a clapping sound on my palm. It's pretty awesome.
Symon
I can do that gleeking thing. I love the reaction I get from people.
Celeste
I can wiggle my ears (though not independently, unfortunately) and sorta raise one eyebrow. Gleeking is something I've done many times but only ever inadvertently.
I totally can't do any of the other things here, and believe me, I've tried most of them. I think some of you are overestimating how common your talents are, though I also know many people who can do these things, so they're not altogether bizarre either.
Mohasin Zishan
I can raise either of eye brows.
The unique that i can do is that i can move a vein of my right hand and a bone of my ring finger of left hand...i don't know if it's unique or not?
Shay
I can raise one eyebrow, lick my elbow, wiggle my ears and do every single "tongue trick" posted. I can't gleek though so I guess I'm not a complete freak.
Metabeta
I can wiggle my pinky-toe on my right foot? Is that normal?
Valerie
This is something women can do and men cannot do. Place a chair up against a wall. Take three steps back. Bend forward and place your hands on the chair. Then while still holding on to the chair, move to an upright position without letting go of the chair. Women can do this. Men cannot.
Lisa
My finger tendons seem to be attached in a different way also. If I bend or curl my thumb, using it's muscle to hold it in as tight a curl possible, then I CANNOT straighten my index finger and I can only slightly uncurl my middle finger. If I hold my thumb down with my other hand (thereby relaxing my 'thumb muscle') I can move my other fingers freely.
Wierd, huh?
Rynnie
I can do the ears.. all of the tongue except the clover and smiley...and tickle myself.. on the feet and the tongue one. not fun when your foot itches.
Mick
How about curling your upper lip? Most people for some reason can do it on the left but not the right. I can do both or either. I cannot however flare my nostrils at will.
Erik Kastner
I can do a most of those things. One thing I haven't seen anyone else do - I can rotate my elbow independent of my hand. Anyone can do it while their hand is against something (like a table or wall) but I can do it without holding anything.
jim
can anyone else blow bubbles long ago i did it 100 times in a row and id like to add that everyone can gleek its nothing special everyone does it in the dentist mostly
Exo
I'm kinda asymmetrical on this... Can only move my left ear, can only curl the right side of my upper lip...
The only really weird thing I can do is "turning off" my reflexes (like when the doctor explores the knee with the hammer) except the ones involving the eyes.
Here's a new one: Press the back of your middle finger on a table's surface, then move your hand so the palm is facing the table while keeping the rest of your fingers extended (so you're touching the table with 2/3rds of the back of the middle finger and the tips of the others) and there's the trick: try to raise your anular finger (2nd from the pinky) by force of will; very few people can do it.
Stephen
I can sneeze with my eyes open, and I bet most people could if they tried. The trouble is /remembering/ to try as a sneeze approaches...
kris
I can do a bunch of the things on this list:
raising/lowering either eyebrow; gleeking; tongue to my elbow or my chin; all the tongue-tricks; clockwise/counter-clockwise rotation; sneezing with eyes open; plus a few others: reach around my head with my arm and touch the same ear; touch my pupils with my finger and fold my eyelids without blinking; actually the eyebrow-raising and the gleeking often happens by itself, which can be socially awkward -- if you don't already know how to do them, I'd advise against teaching yourself.
1st place..
I can do the 6 thing. Turn my tongue riund + the parylised finger thing. I can also move my knuckles so that you can see/feel/hear them moving. I can also cross my toes, bend my thumb behind my han, touch thumb to arm + lie pinky flat across palm
LOve you not
I can nearly lick my elbow...:(
Neosapience
I can do most of these things. I guess I'm a freak.
Cool!
eydryan
I actually learned raising only one eyebrow when i was a kid watching johnny bravo on cartoon network. I tried to see if i could raise one, couldn't, and after trying for about a day or so I managed to lift the left one alone (started as basically lifting them both to the left). took a few days more to be able to lift the right one alone as well.
fun stuff
Jayme
I can twitch my nose, do the "6" trick, the paralized finger thing... I got that one too...lol...
I'm at least 6 inches from licking my elbow... lol, BUT I can like the back of my knee... thats a cool party trick...
Kevin
I don't know how many people can do this, but I have double-jointed fingers, can pop out my thumb, and can voluntarily dislocate my shoulders, hips, and wrists. Also I have hyper extended elbows and all that. Fun stuff!
Fileprompt for free software
I can pick my nose in my sleep, is that worth doing a video of?
dan
it is pretty impossible to take a shit without taking a piss. Without cheating that is...
SBlade
Eh, with the tongue tricks I can "swallow" my tongue. It's more of bringing back the tip to the back of your throat. Without vomiting.
Adrienne
Fold your toes!!!
You fold them like you would fold your hands... interlocking your fingers together. But now do it with your toes... DON'T USE YOUR HANDS!!
I saw this on Oddville MTV once and discovered that I could do it too. I've never met anyone else who could do it since.
Eva M
Try this: Hold your hands in front of you. With one hand, make a thumbs-up. With the other hand, point with your index finger (palm facing your other hand, make sure your thumb is down. Now, switch so that the thumbs-up hand is now pointing and the pointing hand is now thumbs-up. Repeat, faster and faster. Eventually, you'll be able to do it very well.
pissedoff
Auto-fellatio is possible for any [skinny, otherwise healthy] person patient enough to try, but for those who are not naturally able (size, flexibility), it is dangerous and above all else extremely painful (besides the back pain, I get headaches and nausea). Personally, the pain keeps it from being any fun.
Otto Felator
I can draw a 6 while making clockwise circles with my foot, but every time I try to draw an 8, for some reason I wind up sucking my penis.
Arlo Owens
I can close each nostril individually!
I can also clap my feet like they are hands!
martin
i can keep my ring finger straight as i curl my pinky as far as it can go. THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE unless you have no tendon in your ring finger like me
Jordy
What about shaking your eyes.
I can shake my eyes, like a vibration for a few seconds (have to go cross-eyed to do it though 
)
CeeEll
Wow, I did pretty well on this list, only failing on the tongue-to-the-elbow, autofellatio, strange tongue tricks, and the paralyzed ring finger. oO
It's weird, but I found out how to gleek by yawning while laying on my back... no idea why, but it's very easy to do it in that position. Of course, the down-side is, your face gets very wet after a while. <<
Andy Roads
Autofelatio - Why I never..............
Jay
Here is a different one. Hold your left foot with your right hand and then without letting go, jump your right foot through the loop. My kids can do it, me and my siblings can do it, my dad could do it. Other then family, I've only met 1 other person that could do it. Then to make it tougher, try to jump both forward and backward through the loop, my son is the only one I've seen that can go both directions.
Mason
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU&feature=related
video of rotating left ringer clockwise, and right counter clockwise. very tough!
Ah
My brother and I have been glicking for over 15 years.. we didn't really have a name for it so just made it up. Glikke or Glikking (based upon the sound made when forcing the spit out) - in norwegian, i doubt we created the word, but in all honesty we just made the word up, so a huge coincidence that it happens to be the same. We'd sit in the back seat of the car and annoy the hell out of each other. He would also create spit bubbles and blow them out so that they would land on me. Usually ended up in a fight or argument.
Wriggling of ears, the tongue tricks and eye brows all really simple - heard that most people cant do these tricks due to genetic differences, not so sure that is true. With a bit of practice most ppl can do it.
Angela
Well, the tongue thing I can do, the eyebrow thing with either eyebrow, the nose twitching, I can bend my fingers backwards until they touch the top of my arm, I can turn my feet completely backwards, and I can turn my arm full circle. Both of my thumbs can lay on my forearm, and I can bend and put my hands flat on the floor while my knees stay straight. I can sit in the cross-legged yoga position and bend completely forward putting my forehead on the floor.
Oh, and I have something called Ehlers Danlos Syndrome, and can dislocate any joint in my body. I'll trade all these talents away.
Peter
I have hitchhiker's thumb on both hands (i can bend my thumb to a 90 degree angle)
http://www.biolessons.com/lessonplans/genetics/pictures/hitchhiker.jpg
I can lock all of my fingertips (except the thumb, which is not possible)
And I can snap the tendon on my ring finger audibly.
Oh, and my toes spread wide enough for me to interlock them.
Brandon
I can do this little thing with my wrists. I do this compress and twist thing, which makes a really loud cracking noise and can get to the point where it sounds like a broken bone. Not really useful for anything but bugging the sister, but whatever.
Cory
i can raise one eyebrow, gleak, do the ring finger thing, tickle myself, and draw the six without my foot changing direction.
Mark
I can goatse.
BEAT THAT.
pilot of the hatredcopter
I can 'Gleek' but it's totally inaccurate, so annoying lol.
I wanna perfect it to the point of being able to 'gleek' people in the eyes, like that dinosaur in Jurassic Park.
Mike D
How about independently wiggling the tendon across the top of knuckle? is that strange?
or perhaps flipping coins by popping my thumb joint?
or making my shoulder blades pop out so far they look like wings
pilot of the hatredcopter
I can also do this well strange thing with my left hand.
With the back of my hand pressed flat to a table or similar, I curl my middle finger up slowly, and it clicks back down sharply banging against the surface.
Its pretty cool.
alicia
i can raise both eyebrows independently, i can roll my tongue, i can tickle my own feet, i can do a few things that some people have told me were really weird with my fingers, i can put my fist in my mouth, and i dont think i can anymore, but when i was younger and more flexible if i wanted to i could put my head in my own crotch...
also as someone else mentioned i can vibrate my eyes... that really disturbs some people...
alicia
oh yea, i can also put one arm over my shoulder and one around behind me and hold my own hand... i can use my feet almost exactly like hands (my ex used to call me monkey feet...) and my elbows bend backwards a tiny bit, which isnt a talent at all, but it still weirds people out.... and i can kick myself in the back of the head...
i used to be a dancer...
so for me that explains a lot of the things i can do...
charkol
I can raise my eyebrows. Have been able to forever.
I can wiggle both my ears. Have been able to forever.
And thats where my mutant powers end, haha.
Joe
I can raise each eyebrow independently, do all of the tongue tricks except the clover, wiggle my nose, move my adam's apple up and down without swallowing, pop my ears without swallowing, plugging my nose, etc (by flexing the muscles that open my eustachian tubes to force a partial yawn), touch the end of my nose with my tongue, gleek, and even dislocate my shoulders by flexing a muscle (I can dislocate my hips in a different way).
I suspect that I haven't sprained my ankles for the same reason that I can dislocate my shoulders and hips.
dixon
I can turn beer into urine...
Crystal
I can:
~do most of the tongue tricks, not the smiley one though.
~twitch my nose, but I can also wiggle my nose up and down without moving my upper lip. I've only seen one other person who can do it.
~wiggle my ears
~Move eyebrows up and down independantly
~lock fingers
~blow the spit bubbles that float ever so gently through the air
~move my eyes in opposite directions
With a resume like that, I do believe I'm a freak.
Although the I couldn't move my ring finger, touch my tongue to my nose or chin, gleek, or put my fist in my mouth. I'll keep working on it.
Jacob S
I can shake my eyes back and forth extremely rapidly. I know two or three people in my school who can also do it so it's not hugely, hugely uncommon but the vast majority of people can't do it. Has something to do with the eye muscles or something I guess, I don't really have any idea how to explain how to do it.
theMaykazine
I can whistle through my nose. It amuses me at boring parties.
Brent
It's interesting no one has mentioned this one yet: I can move my scalp. I can move my scalp forward and backwards without moving my ears or eyebrows.
I'm also pretty good with ear and eyebrow control (independently), and I can do simple tongue tricks. I can also make my thumb do the wave, which a lot of people I know can't do for some reason. I also pop my toes like you would pop your knuckles, and I pop my eyelids (put your thumb and index finger on each side of your upper eyelid, level with your eyelash, and squeeze - your eyelid should make a popping noise and separate from your eyeball). I can also twinkle my nose.
peter
I can do the eyebrow thing, the wiggle ears thats all easy, what really shocked people was the eye shaking thing, it would freak people out!
Its extremely rapid and and everything looks crazy
i havnt met anyone else that can do it.
i can do it for long periods of time without any problem. Its really trippy if i do it while im drunk and out at a club dancing!
matt
I can do all of those except 9, 1 and the fist in the mouth.
I can also
-make a horizontal crease with my tongue and pulse it in and out.
-rotate tongue 180 degrees in both directions
-cross my eyes without looking down then move one eyeball from side to side while the other eyeball is looking inward!!
-make spit bubbles that seem to fly away
-vibrate my eyes
-make my hips pop
Glad to know there are other people who can do the same thing!
Daecho
I can:
Raise an eyebrow
Wiggle each ear
Bend the ring finger
Circle 6 drawing
Off this list, i can also roll my eyes up and out of view, so... no pupil, disadvantage is i can't see, advantage... well i love going to disneyland... standing in line, leaning up against a pole with my friends around, and rolling my eyes up.... and listening to the kids or parents freak out that i'm dead or something's painfully wrong with me.
CM
I can tickle myself. While not in the traditional way... I place my tongue slightly on the bottom back of my bottom teeth and I form a particular note with my vocals (I'm not a musician so I don't know which note). As soon as it starts tickling I lose it because I can't keep the note lol.
M
I can wiggle my ears, and I can wiggle both of them seperately too, independant of the other!
S. Harris
'Bonus: The Paralyzed Finger Trick' I DISAGREE! I realized as i performed the hand action wrong that this it's true for me. With my middle finder bent, I CAN lift up all my other fingers. However, with my ring finger bent, I can move 3 fingers but not the pinky AT ALL (I can feel that they are connected).
Theolon
This might be a new one for you. Hold your right arm before you, elbow bent so that your hand is before your face. Put out your index finger and move that finger or wrist in a circular motion with the top of the circle moving away from you.
Bring out your other arm in a similar fashion, but move THIS WHOLE ARM in a larger circle towards your body and AROUND the other hand. I'm not sure I've explained it well enough but most people cannot accomplish this feat. It took me a while to get it down.
Another trick to try is to hum AS you are whistling. It makes for an odd sound.
Lastly, an eye trick. Try to keep one eye straight and move the second towards the first. Again, it's slightly difficult for most to master as many people simply cross their eyes.
As far as your list goes, I can:
Raise one eyebrow, either one, or both
Gleek
Wiggle the ol' ears
Wiggle my nose by either flaring my nostrils or by imitating a rabbit.
Theolon
Correction on my first stunt. For the arms, you should move them both at the elbow, rotating your lower arms in circles.
Randi
I can move the phalanges of my fingers independently, and bend my thumb back till it hits the back of my forearm.
Joshua Wallace
OK, so I can do most of the tongue stuff, the eyebrow stuff, the ear stuff, i can vibrate my eyes, i can put my hand behind my back and touch the opposite ear ( i can even get my finger in my mouth), i can pop my big toes continuously without fail, but... and I have not seen this mentioned at all so I know I must be the biggest freak there is, however if there is someone else out there like me I would love to become your friend...
You know the part of your ear that is in front of the canal? no the big floppy round part but the tiny, kinda hard part? I can make that compress and decompress kinda like a twitch on command and at the same time, a sizeable dimple compresses above and to the right of my upper lip. This only works on my right ear, however. But, I've never come across anyone that can do this. If you can, write me jtrwallace@yahoo.com Perhaps I'll put a video up.
Ben
You mean Roger Moore, not Sean Connery. Not even every James Bond can do the eyebrow thing.
Ducu
I can raise just one eye brow on command, but only my left one. I'm pretty sure I could learn to do the right one also I just didn't waste the time trying.
I can also do some of those tounge tricks though not all.
I have never been able to understand why everybody says you can't tickle yourself ... I've been able to do it for as long as I remember. Just because I know what I'm going to do and there is no "suprise" factor in it doesn't seem to have any effect on the ticklish sensation for me.
I also know people that can twitch their noses and wiggle their ears, when I tried to learn how it seemed impossible to me.
ukulelemike
I can raise my brows independently, and do " the wave" with them, wiggle my nose, and wiggle each nostril independently, flip my tongue, and move my scalp back and forth, and side to side. And I can draw the six while rotating my leg clockwise. Helps to be ADD!
Robin
I guess #2 "Tickle Yourself" probably cancels out #1 "Toot Your Own Horn", eh?
Tice
I can do the glicking thing, and lift my left eyebrow, can't do that with the right though.
There's another trick i can do i havent seen anybody do in my life: I can pull out both of my shoulderblades out of my back about 15 cm. If i do both at the same time i have a huge bump on my back, everyone who sees that wants to touch my shoulderblades T,T.
Doing one at a time is most fun, it comes out furtherst then, i just love the looks on those faces!
Tony
My gross brother gleeks at me when he wants to piss me off. I can only do a couple of the tongue tricks. (bath tub, curl, flip.) Other than that the other tricks are rather difficult.
Chris
What about the Elvis Lip thing?
can you lift all 4 corners individually?
I can do 3.
Cary
I can wiggle my ears just fine without moving any part of my face EXCEPT for a small dimple that forms under my lower lip on the left side. I can't explain it, but they are somehow tied to each other. I wiggle my ears and that little dimple shows up.
Josh
I can do the both index fingers clockwise thing w/o any problems. Maybe it's because I'm left-handed. I can draw the numbers 6 and 8 all day while making circles in any direction w/ either of my legs. But I can't do a CW circle while making a 6 w/ my right hand. So weird.
Skysurfer
My mother can tickle herself, and I once knew a bloke who could er... umm... "Toot His Own Horn"
Meatpie
I can take my erect tallywacker and insert it in my own hiney.
yowiemommy
I can turn each of my arms outwards 360 degrees, touch the inside of my forearms together from elbow to wrist, etc. I'm quite hyperextensive in my elbow and shoulder joints.
Dylan
Now when I accidentally gleek I can think "wow, it's called gleeking!" It's embarrassing and disgusting....
I can get into the lotus position without hands, then get up on my knees (while still in the lotus) and 'walk' around on them. Then there's the roll your eyes up into your head so people can only see your whites... I spent ages learning how to do that one.
Mariam67
I can raise my eyebrow, no problem. I can also wiggle my ears. All the other stuff is beyond me. I've always wanted to be able to curl my tongue.
Invisible
--Shucks. All I can do is bend the joint at my fingertips without bending the rest of my finger.--
Hey, I can do that too, on all of my fingers and both thumbs!
I can also do the touching of nose and chin with tongue and the ring finger lift.
me
I can lock my hands and flip my arms from front to back. Which, if i put my legs through the loop, I can jump rope with my arms.
Nicky
I can put my fist in my mouth, raise one eyebrow, lift my ring finger up when my hand is down, draw a number 6 while rotating my foot, draw an 8 while rotating my leg and do the index finger rotating thing.
ookapookakallamingaahnga
I can tickle myself, but only on my feet, and not to the point of laughing because i can't help stopping before it gets that bad.
ookapookakallamingaahnga
I can ticle myself... but only on the feet, and not to the point of laughing. I can't help stopping myself before i reach that point.
LuxFX
The paralyzed finger trick is understood by anybody who's studied piano much (or, I'm sure, any instrument that requires a lot of independent finger control -- but piano is what I learned...). The middle and ring fingers are connected and hard to control independently. Schumann (the composer) tried so hard to strengthen his ring finger that he injured his hands permanently, losing his chances at becoming a concert pianist and turned to composition instead.
Caelyn
I can do some of those things like raise my eyebrows,make my tongue do tricks, and do the paralyzed finger trick, but can you should touch your pinky finger to your rist.Also can you put your hand on a table and twist your hand all the way around, so that your hand is facing the same direction as when you started.:)
Cablboy
Ok got all that-- couldn't lift the ring finger. BUT can wink and move each eye independantly as well as each eyebrow althought the right is easiest.
issabelle
I can tickle myself. I have no idea why, but I just can. It's definitely not impossible.
JamesG
I can snort water up my nose and shoot it out of my tear ducts.
JamesG
I can snort water up my nose and shoot it through my tear ducts.
FireStorm005
This grosses almost everyone out: When I clench my fists, the tendons on the backs of my knuckles move to the outside of my fists (away from thumb). This is accompanied by a fairly loud popping noise. If I do it a couple of times in a row, it starts to hurt. I can raise one eyebrow, roll my tongue, and rub my belly and pat my head at the same time. I can also pull the tendons or whatever they are out on the sides of my neck.
Danni
I can do most of these things, but while watching a science show the other day, i have realised that u cant hum while holding your nose!
Charlie
Ive got a good one.. bend down and touch your toes (left hand to left foot and right hand to right foot, you can also bend your knees) and try to jump over a ruler or something on the floor without letting go of your feet.. Ive only ever seen one person do this!
Erin
I can raise one eyebrow, lick my elbow, twitch my nose, wiggle my ears, do all of those tongue tricks, do the number six thing, and put my fist in my mouth (I'm a pretty fun girl...). It says it is impossible, but I actually can tickle myself somewhat. I am VERRRYY sensitive to tickling, so I guess that's why. I don't know if this is as uncommon as I think, but I used to be able to twist my arm all the way around, before I hurt my wrist and elbow.
duke
i can draw a 6 while my leg is moving clockwise
Jamie
The paralysed finger is not impossible. I was able to do it.
Another one that's along the same lines is put your hands together but instead of it being palm to palm, bend your middle fingers and keep those together (kind of like with the table but it's against your other hand). Your other fingers should be touching only at the tips. Now try separating your ring fingers without your middle fingers coming apart too.
I guess, if you're double jointed you can do both of those.
superdud3
i can do all those tung tricks i cant wigle my ears i can raise both my eyebrows indepenitently i can gleek i can bend my right pinkey beond the limits of normal ppl i can move my right eye independently i have a hitchhikers thumb so im a basic freak. lol
Jason
heheheh...... i gleek at guys who try to steal my girlfriend
Erinmarie
i can lick my elbow, waay better than the guy in the picture here!
nate
while I can raise my eyebrows individually, gleek, kind of wiggle my ears, do some of the tongue tricks and maybe a thing or two more, I also have the uncanny ability of taking my navel (and innie) and turning it inside out. grosses most people out and I've only met one other person who could do it (and had never tried until I discovered my own ability)
Jessica
I've been able to raise my eyebrow since as far back as I can remember. Hell, I can even make them dance.
I can wiggle my nose a bit and my ears.
I managed to lift my ring finger up slightly.
I can do weird stuff with my tongue.
I've done the gleeking before, but I can't really do it on a whim.
I can also slightly tickle myself.
I'm awesome.
This page was the best. Great job. =3
billdave
The thing about lifting the ring finger, the trick is to do it WITHOUT lifting the pinky.
SarahFish
Most advanced pianists - especially if they were trained with Hanon's Virtuoso Pianist exercises - can easily do the paralyzed finger trick. It's all a matter of training the muscles to move independently of one another.
zoop55
HAHA! I can Gleek and wiggle my ears; both, and just my right.
zoop55
Plus I can move both eye brows separately.
Will
I am ambidextrous I can do nothing with both hands...
Bighairycow
I am like the world champion at gleeking and i can get the bullseye of the dartboard about three quaters of the time. But i always like gleek all over old people on the bus. One i hit my friends eye but then he sorta got a little angry and yeah. I find that if you wife all the saliva of the top of your toung with your hand and then do it, it will come out in one, or many streams. Good for peoples eyes.
Now with that bring the world with gleeking. GLEEK4LIFE
Jamie
Rest your left hand on your left shoulder.
Bridget
I can:
Raise one eyebrow
Wiggle my ears
Do some of the tongue stuff
Draw the 6
I can also curl my lip just like Elvis.
Jessica
my friend can wiggle his chin
Grover
I am a master of quirking an eyebrow while keeping rest of face immobile. I can flare my nostrils. Can clover my tongue. Can draw a 6 and do clockwise circles. One thing that took me a bit to perfect was to be able to make my lower eyelid judder at will. I contract a muscle that pulls the lid closer to my nose, this action pulls the upper eyelid down. It freaks some people out for some reason.
Rob
I've always been able to lift either one of my eyebrows by itself. It has always confused me when people have thought this a unique or amazing ability.
Matthew Holloway
Re: "6. Wiggle Your Ear",
For me it was like I had this muscle that I never consciously flexed and so I didn't know how to tell my brain to move my ear. I noticed that when I yawned I used my ears muscles, so I just tried to recognise that muscle and wire it up to my brain. Faking a yawn works too.
Anyway, give that a go.
Evripidou M
I can raise my one eyebrow
Lucy
Very much so
Ann
I can roll my tongue. I have only met one person that can do my other trick and that was my father. I can make my scalp go up and down, it looks like my fringe is growing before your eyes!
Abby
Let's see, I could always one eyebrow at a time(bonus trick - I can also "vibrate" my eyeballs, which tends to gross people out), can wiggle my right ear but not my left, can do a couple of the tongue tricks, draw the number six while moving my leg in a clockwise motion, can painlessly dislocate my right shoulder on command (which also grosses people out), and can lift my index finger very slightly with the middle finger curled under. We've a weird family that sits down and figures these things out just to out-gross-out each other.
Goof
I might not be able to suck my own lollypop, but your mom sure can.
Also, you need to explain the finger paralyzed one better. Your middle knuckle should stay on the table and you are only supposed to lift one finger at a time.
airdrummer
hmm, i can wiggle my ears_&_raise an eyebrow:-) but only my left...
CD
I must be a freak...I can do all this...except lick my elbow and wiggle my ears.. of course those two things are just silly....
CD
Naman Chopra
To the Editor/writer of this article,
I am a male aged 19 and I can do all of these, YES, all of these expect one "Tickle Yourself". Please do respond, does that make me kind of eligible for a world record or something.
Waiting for your reply in my email inbox
namanchopra@gmail.com
Andre
I can snap two fingers on each hand. http://www.flickr.com/photos/nantel/2443487255/
Yasser
Nice list lol very funny things
Ryvon
How about move one eye independent of the other? I can do that.
John DePasquale
I can make both my ears move, and my whole scalp. It makes it look like im wearing a rug. Ive actually told people i have, and they bought it. Pretty slick stuff.
Jimmy Jack Jobes
Flying is a good one. I jumped off a roof once flapping my arms and just could not get any lisft at all!
Al Sjnow
I can move one of my eyes at a time. It's an easy trick to do if you can cross your eyes and concentrate. Start by crossing your eyes, then focus on looking left. If you concentrate, your left eye will rotate by itself, since your right eye is already looking in that direction. Follow up by crossing your eyes again and then looking to the right. Takes a little practice but it never fails to freak people out.
tugger
I can flood my body with adrenaline at will...
Doesn't sound much, but there are several good side effects, which of course I can do at will.
1. It makes my pupils dilate.
2. freaks out lie detectors
3. lifts my balls up into my body
4. keeps me awake on long car journeys
5. sobers me up real fast
6. keeps the brain racing in exams
7. actually reverses/stops an orgasm as you are cumming (the GF loves that one)
tugger
I just thought of another...
I can pick a banknote up off the floor with my mouth, with only the soles of my feet touching the floor.
Not bad for a 43yr old with middle age spread!
notstaying
i can gleek, but not with saliva. but i can
cry any substance
have opposable pinky toes/big toes (they move independently)
i can crack every knuckle of every finger
do some weird thing with my ankle
KyleR007
Well I can stick my earlobes inside of my ears. Anyone who thinks its easy or possible try it. I'm the only person I've ever met who is able to do it
Jason
As for the lifting the ring finger...the original poster left out the main step. Leave every finger touching the table THEN try to lift you ring finger by itself...you can't do that.
melia nature
very iformative teory
toy210
thats bush that you cant sneeze with your eyes open i do it
Bob B
The one that always freaks everyone out is when I take my pinky finger and bend it back flat against the back of my hand.
Ella
i can raise one eyebrow, but only my left one. I think a lot of these things are genetic, because my mom can do it too
Easy?
i got a trick for you guys: try isolating your neck and head and move them to the side without moving you shoulders are any other body part and speed up with it
Joe bigfoot
i can cross one eye but leave the other straight, feels weird sometimes but it freaks out my freinds
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Lee Jin Huey
WHy can't you do the clockwise and no. 8 hand + leg trick? got any ideas anyone??:?
John Henry
bend your fingers all the way onto the back of your hand.
maq0r
I can raise both eyebrows independently. Meaning, I can raise first left, then lowering left and then raising right. It's quite simple and I've been able to do it forever.
Another thing I've been able to do forever is to twitch my nose and move JUST one eye. It's kind of creepy but I posted a video in youtube about it.
Search for the video under maq0r in youtube it's called 'crazy eye trick'.
Caspar
I can raise my left eyebrow drastically high while keeping the right down. I've always been able to. Unfortunately it's hard to do when someone asks to see it.
Leah Emmart
I can wiggle my ears all by myself it's really fun to do.
livie
Thanks for a awsom website. I can touch my nose and chin with my tongue and i can fold my tongue twice. try is fold it into the middle then push the end of the fold into the middle. I can do the eight thing and the finger thing. I can also push the top joint of my finger down flat and dislocate my thumb.
TK
Since I can remember, I could raise my eyebrows independently, twitch my nose, wiggle my ears (also independently or one on it's own), touch my chin with my tongue (but not my nose), move my scalp and move my eyes independently, but I had to practice the gleeking, which I can also now do.
To me it's natural, don't know how others cannot do it so easily.
Rochak Chauhan
Well there are list of things which are impossible:
http://rochakchauhan.com/blog/2008/09/18/it-is-impossible-to/
Prove these wrong
Rick LaCoc
I can suck my own dick, i sometimes swallow and really thats all that is important!
donna
i can twist my entire arm 360 degrees while keeping the same position i am in
i can lift one eyebrow
and i can make entire body look boneless
:]
unavaliable
so i canbend my thumb all the way backwards touching the top of my wrist. i can pull my finger all the way back touching the top of my hand i can lick my elbow shake my eyes fold my tounge inhalf not using my lips lk(inthe first tounge video) i can also make the three leaf clover fit my fist in my mouth pop my thumb and both my shoulders out of place lol. and wiggle my ears :):)
Joanna B.
I can raise one eyebrow at a time, alternate between them, make the wave. I can move my ears, and alternate between them also. I can do the tongue stuff too. Everything else-nope lol. When I raise my arms in the air and put my hands together and kind of pull my arms upwards, "wings" as my mom likes to call pop out. I don't know what they are though, but it's kinda neat.
Pudifoot
When I was little, a doctor diagnosed me as a "loose, double-jointed floppy sorta kid"
WDA
Anyone wanna toot my horn(only men)im gay
Hilary Farlow
I work with some smart & sassy High School students - I have got the one eyebrow facial expression down pat!
tweety
u know the um parilized finger trick i can do it with no problem and it doesnt hurt so i dont know what u guys are talking about so e- mail me and tell me the actual procedures and ill see if i can stioll do it (im pretty sure i can ) ok thanks
P>S> dont forget to e-meil me
Brian
i can twist my arm 360 degrees, lift my ring finger, left 1 eyebrow, dislodge my shoulder bone, (i have an auto mobile hand)
Melissa
If your wondering how people can raise their ring finger while holding down their middle, it's because the knuckle on the middle finger moves over to the right (or left, depending on the finger). My mother and I can both do it.
'Larsa'
i can do all of the things descrived here!!! the only one i found tricky at first was the turn your leg one way and draw a number but i can do that with ease now and have great fun trying to get my mates to do and watching them fail!!!!
George
I can gleek. i can also raise my eyebrows, wiggle my ears, and wiggle my nose. i can also, crack my knuckles repeatedly. I can do the same with my ankles, neck, and wrists.
tasia
my friend can do the wave with her eyebrows
TheNicoledOne111
Gleeking-I am a middle school student and a group of kids who goof off a lot gleek all the time. I got gleeked on last week.
cheerleader303
Well I can do many things people think its crazy but its really easy for me.
I can:
- twist my hand in a full circle without pain or uncomfort
- i can lick my elbow which everyone finds crazy
- i can lick my nose
- i can raise my eyebrows
- i can put my fist in my mouth
- i can curl my tongue
- i can wiggle my ears
- i can gleek
- i can go on my stomach and grab from behind my legs and put them on the ground infront of my shoulders.
Connor Fox
I'm fireproof, except for my hairs.
Well, at least for 30 seconds.
Handa Bear
I can pop my jaw, pop both of my thumbs, and also pop my pinkie ^^ I can touch my tongue to my nose and chin. I can make a clover, a taco, and make a fold with my tongue. I can pop my toes, cross my eyes, make one be crossed an the other normal. I can "gleek" XD umm....what else....i think that's it.
eduardo garcia
ey does things are not hard for me i can pop my ears very easy and i can put my head inside my pants
eduardo garcia
oooo i forget to tell you that i can lick my elbow with out a problem
Raven
I do not have a connector underneith of tongue so i can put my tongue down my throat
coco
i can give myself a blow job, yeaaaaa none of yall can do that. jk lol hahaha =Þ
Stuart
Look what I can do. jonfarr2 on youtube
mike rotch
i can shave my own butthole. yay,
me
i can draw a six backwards while swinging my leg clockwise. start from the bottom of the six and go clockwise while your drawing it.
Lucivar
Ive been told i can talk out of my arse sometimes.. i don't feel myself doing but, ive been told i do.
Avery Dobbins
when i smile i can move my left cheek muscle to where it partially covers my eye and makes a crease in the skin over the cheek
meme mem me me
i can lie down and lift my legs over me head and stretch all down till they are flat on the floor, i ca lick my elbow, i can do everything on this lsist!! im a conotortionist so hahhhahahahaahhahahahah (L) :D:D
ne-e-e-erd
Try this: With both of your hands point your index finger towards your head. Now try spinning them in opposite directions. I'm really good at this from when I made it up a few months ago.
*PATENT*
I originally made this up. Don't be a noob and steal my trick, or else I guess I'm just going to half to uber-pone you in the face with a gravity hammer on Halo 3!!! Don't worry, I was just kidding. But seriously, don't take credit for this. It's all MINE! MWAHAHAHAHA!
Elysse
dude i can touch mi nose and chin with mi toungue and i can fit mi fist in mi mouth i can raise one eyebrow
= )
it is impossible to look at your chrn or bite you ear
a bit pf cheese
WELL, CAN I JUST SAY THAT THIS HAS NOWT TO DO WITH MY BODY BUT HERE IS A COMMON SAYIN
NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE.
ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO SLAM A REVOLVING DOOR.
RETARD.
Kati
I can do a lot of these.. I can do #10, sort of #8, #6, #5 easily, #4, AND the bonus with the 6/circles.
(name not required)
I can write a six with my right hand without, making my right leg rotate in the wrong direction
Ermias hagos
That was fun to know these things. I just can't stop loughing when I tried to "Draw The Number Six While Making Clockwise Circles With My Leg (Bonus.) I found out how difficult it is to manage two things concurrently. Biggest little thing we people lack to understand when we try to accomplish two things at the same time.
Thanks for sharing
sean
i can make my viens on the back of my hand jump over my knuckles or ''snake'' as someone has put
it freaks most people i meet out lol
n that circle ur toes n then the number six with ur right hand is frickin sweet
Katy
I can wiggle my ears, as could my dad but my mum can't. So it's genetic. I can also lick my elbow, as in the point of my elbow. I can also raise just one eyebrow. As for the 'Paralyzed finger Trick', I can move that finger completely on it's own. x3 I can also put my hands flat on the ground from standing up without bending my knees; although I am hypermobile which is probably why I can do all these (and more LOL) The one thing I cannot do is do anything with my tongue except roll it.. my friend can do all those tongue tricks though. x3
Jonny
i can do wierd things with all of my fingers, i can make each one (apart from my little fingers) look like it comes out of joint and click back in without toutching them very quickly, its realy good for creeping people out and i can make them dance to music but it hurts when you do it too much, it also works if you go up to people and tell them youve injured your hand, and it looks so wierd they belive it!
9brynne9
i can gleeking ,tuch my my nose and chin with my tungun and i can tickle me self just get ur thum and rubit on the top of ur mouth..........see
LisaL
I can raise 1 eyebrow. Been able to for as long as I can remember. BUT I can't do them both. I can only do the left side.
Rachel*
I have always been able to tickle myself, but it's just on my stomach and neck. I can also raise one eyebrow, but I totally thought everyone could do that!
Cecy
I can do all except lick my Elbow, gleek, and Touch my Nose or Chin With my Tongue lol i swear!!! XD
CoJo
I can do everything but the autofellatio thing.
CoJo
A neat little hand trick is to do the Star Trek hand sign thing without touching your hands. Now once you get that pose... bend your pointer finger and pinky finger to 90 degree angles while your middle and ring fingers stay spread in the V.
Most people can't do it without assistance from their other hand.
Harry
i can make both of my anckels pop out and bend my big toe all the way back so the nail it touching the bit behind it making kinda a O but that might be cus i shot my self in the foot with a pellet gun hmmmm...........
Jman06
I can do something only a handful of us in this world can do. It's my
claim to fame. I can burp the ABCs nearly 3x. 2x very clearly, but 3x I have to do it fast but I can do it. And their not weak burps either. Also I can burp on command, and fart on command. I can burp so loud it WILL damage your ears.
And all of you are not doing the ring finger trick properly. You have to bend it at your second knuckle AND push down or have a friend push down (that way is guaranteed that u can't move it). If you can do it -prove it with a video, not so hard right?
Jman06
Also one more that is fun to master. I mastered this perfectly from martial arts.
Put both hands out in front of you. With your left hand, just make point with your index finger away from you and hold it there. Now with your right hand, give a thumbs up and hold it there. Now switch them (so now your left hand is a thumbs up and right is pointing). Swith them again. Keep switching as fast as you can. Also, you cannot move or twist your hands in any way, that's cheating. Most people can only do this once, then their brain can't comprehend what's going on until u learn how to master it. Good luck.
your bro
i can basicly do all of them
Jojo
I can fit my fist in mouth, raise one eyebrow, do 13 tifferent tounge trix, and thouch my tounge to both my chin and nose they are soooo not impossible!
pras
I can do that everybody can"t do like me. I can move my both ears. also, I can kiss my left soulder.
Mike Hawk
i can do all of this all at the same time
Caleb
I know they say it cant be done, but when i sneeze my eyes are open, always have been. I have never 'forced' them open, they just are. At the same time I always sneeze twice, never in my life have i sneezed only once... Guess im just weird like that.
cillian
i can do the test above and please visit my club penguin website at thoghts.com/thomas443
yo
i was sitting at breakfast and my brother said i bet you can't move you foot clockwise and draw a six in the air now im wondering what i should buy with my five bucks
Roxxi
I can do all of them!!
Maureen
I can do the clover trick with my tounge, I can also do the leg/6 trick which I believe links to another trick I can do, which I saw it on 'That's Incredible' years ago. I can write with two hands at once, upside down and backwards with the left and regular with the right. According to the show only a small portion of lefties can do this.
Shalarean
Try holding your nose closed and hum. Because when you hum, air comes out your nose, so you can only do it for a second.
Izzy
I can bend the ends of my fingers (at the last joint)without moving the other bits or touching my fingers. Have a go (it looks really weird)
ive never met anyone else who can do it...
Faizan
i can raise one eyebrow leaving the other one on its place
Kaylaa
i can do the hand thing where you just lift the one finger (:
i can band my middle finger right back untill it touches the wrist same with my thumb
i can also just ben the top of my fingers without moving any other sections of the finger
the star treck thing
i can draw the number 6 and move my leg in a clockwise thing
i can movee both arms in defferent directions
i can touch my chin + nose with my tounge
touch my feet without bendig me knees + move my eyes in ipposite directions
put my fist in my mouth
flare my nostrils ( as i belive not alot of people can do this)
i can get my legs at the back of my head
i can walk on my knees kinda freaks people out but yey aha
x
Kaylaa
oh i mean by walking n=on my knees crossing them in sort of a wierd way =)
chelsea
Guys dont be mean i cant do any of that stuff so shut up beef llama heads otherwise know as BITE ME
KelseyBear
When I first got my braces on about 7 months ago I could gleek very easily. Now I can barely do it. It is very rare if I can do it now.
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