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	<title>Comments on: How to Ship a Tiger to Canada</title>
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		<title>By: ted</title>
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		<dc:creator>ted</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 23:08:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>We don't want your damn tigers!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We don&#8217;t want your damn tigers!</p>
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		<title>By: Dave</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 01:06:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That reminds me of one of my kids' favorite jokes:
Part 1:
&lt;i&gt;How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?&lt;/i&gt;
I don't know.
&lt;i&gt;Open the door, put the elephant in, then close the door.&lt;/i&gt;

Part 2:
&lt;i&gt;How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?&lt;/i&gt;
Oh, I know; open the door, put the giraffe in, then close the door.
&lt;i&gt;No; first you open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, then close the door.&lt;/i&gt;

Part 3:
&lt;i&gt;The Lion King called a meeting of all the animals; what animal missed the meeting?&lt;/i&gt;
Um, I don't know.
&lt;i&gt;The giraffe; he was stuck in the refrigerator.&lt;/i&gt;

Part 4:
&lt;i&gt;You're crossing the savannah and come to a river. How do you cross it without being eaten by crocodiles?&lt;/i&gt;
Um, I don't know.
&lt;i&gt;You jump in the water, swim to the other side, then get out.&lt;/i&gt;
Uh, what about the crocodiles?
&lt;i&gt;No worries; they're all at the meeting.&lt;/i&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That reminds me of one of my kids&#8217; favorite jokes:<br />
Part 1:<br />
<i>How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?</i><br />
I don&#8217;t know.<br />
<i>Open the door, put the elephant in, then close the door.</i></p>
<p>Part 2:<br />
<i>How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?</i><br />
Oh, I know; open the door, put the giraffe in, then close the door.<br />
<i>No; first you open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, then close the door.</i></p>
<p>Part 3:<br />
<i>The Lion King called a meeting of all the animals; what animal missed the meeting?</i><br />
Um, I don&#8217;t know.<br />
<i>The giraffe; he was stuck in the refrigerator.</i></p>
<p>Part 4:<br />
<i>You&#8217;re crossing the savannah and come to a river. How do you cross it without being eaten by crocodiles?</i><br />
Um, I don&#8217;t know.<br />
<i>You jump in the water, swim to the other side, then get out.</i><br />
Uh, what about the crocodiles?<br />
<i>No worries; they&#8217;re all at the meeting.</i></p>
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