Comments on: How to Ship a Tiger to Canada http://www.neatorama.com/2008/03/10/how-to-ship-a-tiger-to-canada/ The Neat Side of the Web Thu, 26 Nov 2009 00:05:43 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: ted http://www.neatorama.com/2008/03/10/how-to-ship-a-tiger-to-canada/comment-page-1/#comment-476764 ted Tue, 11 Mar 2008 23:08:16 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/03/10/how-to-ship-a-tiger-to-canada/#comment-476764 We don't want your damn tigers! We don't want your damn tigers!

]]> By: Dave http://www.neatorama.com/2008/03/10/how-to-ship-a-tiger-to-canada/comment-page-1/#comment-475733 Dave Tue, 11 Mar 2008 01:06:24 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/03/10/how-to-ship-a-tiger-to-canada/#comment-475733 That reminds me of one of my kids' favorite jokes: Part 1: <i>How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?</i> I don't know. <i>Open the door, put the elephant in, then close the door.</i> Part 2: <i>How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?</i> Oh, I know; open the door, put the giraffe in, then close the door. <i>No; first you open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, then close the door.</i> Part 3: <i>The Lion King called a meeting of all the animals; what animal missed the meeting?</i> Um, I don't know. <i>The giraffe; he was stuck in the refrigerator.</i> Part 4: <i>You're crossing the savannah and come to a river. How do you cross it without being eaten by crocodiles?</i> Um, I don't know. <i>You jump in the water, swim to the other side, then get out.</i> Uh, what about the crocodiles? <i>No worries; they're all at the meeting.</i> That reminds me of one of my kids' favorite jokes:
Part 1:
How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
I don't know.
Open the door, put the elephant in, then close the door.

Part 2:
How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
Oh, I know; open the door, put the giraffe in, then close the door.
No; first you open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, then close the door.

Part 3:
The Lion King called a meeting of all the animals; what animal missed the meeting?
Um, I don't know.
The giraffe; he was stuck in the refrigerator.

Part 4:
You're crossing the savannah and come to a river. How do you cross it without being eaten by crocodiles?
Um, I don't know.
You jump in the water, swim to the other side, then get out.
Uh, what about the crocodiles?
No worries; they're all at the meeting.

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