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2 Comments to "How to Ship a Tiger to Canada"

  • Dave
    March 10th, 2008 at 8:06 pm

    That reminds me of one of my kids’ favorite jokes:
    Part 1:
    How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
    I don’t know.
    Open the door, put the elephant in, then close the door.

    Part 2:
    How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
    Oh, I know; open the door, put the giraffe in, then close the door.
    No; first you open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, then close the door.

    Part 3:
    The Lion King called a meeting of all the animals; what animal missed the meeting?
    Um, I don’t know.
    The giraffe; he was stuck in the refrigerator.

    Part 4:
    You’re crossing the savannah and come to a river. How do you cross it without being eaten by crocodiles?
    Um, I don’t know.
    You jump in the water, swim to the other side, then get out.
    Uh, what about the crocodiles?
    No worries; they’re all at the meeting.

  • ted
    March 11th, 2008 at 6:08 pm

    We don’t want your damn tigers!


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