How to Ship a Tiger to Canada

• Dave
  March 10th, 2008 at 8:06 pm

  That reminds me of one of my kids’ favorite jokes:
  Part 1:
  How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
  I don’t know.
  Open the door, put the elephant in, then close the door.

  Part 2:
  How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
  Oh, I know; open the door, put the giraffe in, then close the door.
  No; first you open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, then close the door.

  Part 3:
  The Lion King called a meeting of all the animals; what animal missed the meeting?
  Um, I don’t know.
  The giraffe; he was stuck in the refrigerator.

  Part 4:
  You’re crossing the savannah and come to a river. How do you cross it without being eaten by crocodiles?
  Um, I don’t know.
  You jump in the water, swim to the other side, then get out.
  Uh, what about the crocodiles?
  No worries; they’re all at the meeting.

• ted
  March 11th, 2008 at 6:08 pm

  We don’t want your damn tigers!

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