How to Ship a Tiger to Canada

1. Dave
   March 10th, 2008 at 8:06 pm

   That reminds me of one of my kids’ favorite jokes:
   Part 1:
   How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
   I don’t know.
   Open the door, put the elephant in, then close the door.

   Part 2:
   How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
   Oh, I know; open the door, put the giraffe in, then close the door.
   No; first you open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, then close the door.

   Part 3:
   The Lion King called a meeting of all the animals; what animal missed the meeting?
   Um, I don’t know.
   The giraffe; he was stuck in the refrigerator.

   Part 4:
   You’re crossing the savannah and come to a river. How do you cross it without being eaten by crocodiles?
   Um, I don’t know.
   You jump in the water, swim to the other side, then get out.
   Uh, what about the crocodiles?
   No worries; they’re all at the meeting.

2. ted
   March 11th, 2008 at 6:08 pm

   We don’t want your damn tigers!

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