LOLCat Bible

Posted by John Farrier in Everything Else on March 7, 2008 at 5:09 pm


Ceilin Cat Creates the UniverseUsing a wiki program, the Bible is being translated into LOLCat. Here’s the first few verses from Genesis 1:

1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.

4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.

5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1

Very good stuff. Of course, you’ve never really experienced the Bible until you’ve read it in the original Klingon.

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12 comments to "LOLCat Bible"

  1. the lord
    March 7th, 2008 at 5:16 pm

    ALL HAIL CAT!
    WE SERVE U!

  2. Tim
    March 7th, 2008 at 5:49 pm

    I kill LOLcats for fun.

  3. Ali S.
    March 7th, 2008 at 5:57 pm

    I found further proof that the Holy Ceiling Cat exists!

    http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap060628.html

    A sign I say! Repent! :D

  4. Follower
    March 7th, 2008 at 6:57 pm

    This is blasphemous! I ask that you remove this. If you remove stuff about Islam, would you please respect Christians and remove this as well? Thank you

  5. anonymoose
    March 7th, 2008 at 8:29 pm

    O HAI! i don't know if lolcats will ever get old so i'm enjoying the inundation while i can!

  6. Ceiling Cat Profett
    March 7th, 2008 at 9:33 pm

    Oh hai,

    Siet not blasfemus. Srsy. Lotz ov Christians beez trans... trans... turnin it into teh lolspeak fo kittehs an lolcat peepul.

    Pls dun be angree. We dun wan hawm.

    Ceiling Cat bles yu awl. lolz.

    Martin Grondin
    Ceiling Cat Profett

  7. bruce
    March 8th, 2008 at 2:38 am

    Perhaps you're familiar with the Babel Project, started by Jeffrey Henning. It's a database of translaions of the Tower of Babel story into natural and invented languages.

  8. madmaxnyc
    March 8th, 2008 at 3:11 am

    Followr, be gud Christian, show u r tolerant ov lolcats hoo wants peace an gud 4 all.
    u can has eternal life 2!

  9. ted
    March 8th, 2008 at 7:19 am

    I thought (hoped) this sort of crap was on its way out.

  10. Violet
    March 8th, 2008 at 7:44 am

    Follower, get a sense of humour. Please!

  11. Lea
    March 8th, 2008 at 5:55 pm

    Follower, what stuff about Islam was removed??
    It's a parody.

    Besides, if this was how they taught the bible when I was in school...I'd probably still be going to church.

  12. munky
    March 9th, 2008 at 3:41 pm

    Meh!

    Further proof that Lolcats have outlived their funny.


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