Comments on: Bizarro: The Sad Truth About Pirate Outfits

By: deano

deano — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 21:04:27 +0000

Im very offended. This is an insult to pirates everywhere. Did I ask to be born a pirate? No, this is how God made me.The level of hate is ridiculous. We arent allowed to adopt, most places wont let pirates marry each other and people get really uncomfortable if they see us pirating in public.I suggest that gays that were offended get together at some central location and wet their panties in protest.

By: Googamooga

Googamooga — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 15:32:46 +0000

^^See? He gets its.

By: velazquez

velazquez — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 06:45:13 +0000

HAHAHAH GET IT?!?! BECAUSE GAY PEOPLE WEAR REALLY STUPID FRUITY CLOTHES WITH FRILLS AND EARRINGS AND STUFF!?!? LIKE PIRATES REALLY DO EACH OTHER IN THE BUTT GET REAL!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH BIZARRO YOU ARE SO FUNNY!!!!!

By: Benjamin Iarwain

Benjamin Iarwain — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 06:43:32 +0000

a) the joke is not funny
b) if you are not offended, the joke is still not funny. if you are offended, you have plenty of good reason to be. if you are not offended, and don’t understand why someone else is, substitute your orientation, race, or religion (“black”, “Jewish”, etc.) in the place of “gay”.
c) who on the neatorama staff is sleeping with the creator of Bizarro that the comic gets featured here weekly? do you all just really love Bizarro? is there one of your writers who just thinks it’s the greatest thing on earth?

By: sam

sam — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 05:00:04 +0000

wow what a surprise! another shitty bizarro comic. whoever writes these is super gay

By: ted

ted — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 15:16:35 +0000

No oxygen trouble here.
Yes, some people are more sensitive than others. But they have to put up with hearing “that’s so gay” as a derogatory term so much, they don’t find humour in this. Just as many black people didn’t find humour in that reporter’s lynching comment about Tiger Woods. It wasn’t meant to be a put-down, but it was construed as such.

Although I don’t think Piraro meant to, this cartoon puts down gay people. Is that a good thing?

I didn’t find humour in this cartoon, because I think it was poorly written. Her comments simply don’t work well.

By: Swing

Swing — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 13:54:46 +0000

People who don’t like Bizarro ~ easily offended drama queens.

Oh snaps, ‘queen’ is a derogative term (save for the fact that every single gay man I have ever met had no problem using the term).

Calling a pirate outfit ‘gay’ is equitable to lynching? Are you having trouble getting oxygen in your bubble?

By: Colin

Colin — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 06:47:07 +0000

Bizarro is rarely funny, and is definitely undeserving of the reserved slot it gets on this site.

This one’s particularly bad. You should be ashamed of posting content like this, not only because it’s a load of homophobic garbage, but also because your sense of humor is obviously terribly broken.

By: Liz

Liz — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 23:32:09 +0000

Why is Bizarro always posted? They’re about as funny as Garfield. There are so many funnier comics out there like xkcd or theWAREHOUSE or thingpart!.
Anyway, I think this one is at best, mildly offensive and frankly unoriginal.

By: Dogrun81

Dogrun81 — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 22:09:06 +0000

Lighten up, people.

By: Sid Morrison

Sid Morrison — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 21:27:59 +0000

Bizarro is getting funnier!

By: Googamooga

Googamooga — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 21:09:28 +0000

Let’s all observe a moment of silence for all the overly sensitive babies who have been butt-hurt by a cartoon, and let’s hope their declarations of never returning to this site are kept.

With that said, my opinion of the cartoon is as follows: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

By: heather

heather — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 20:32:37 +0000

haha nice. It reminds me of that scene on the Simpsons:

Marge[daydreaming]: Does that earring mean you’re a pirate?

Pirate: …kinda.

By: Jesse

Jesse — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 19:44:54 +0000

No, it’s not kind of true.

By: MikeB

MikeB — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 17:53:24 +0000

… Not that there’s anything wrong with that!

By: Fuzzeh

Fuzzeh — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 17:11:37 +0000

Minus respect points.

By: ted

ted — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 17:09:50 +0000

Ah, next we’ll see Piraro’s take on nooses, and the humour in lynching black men.

This would probably only offend those who are looking for offense, but you’d think he’d exercise a little common sense. The scenario itself is unclear, and her comments do litle to explain the situation she’s in. Not well planned out.

Maybe if she said, “You guys look more like the Village People than the Pillage People.”

By: puzzled

puzzled — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 16:31:18 +0000

Could you please point out what’s supposed to be “gay”? Tsk tsk.

By: Ethan

Ethan — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 15:55:03 +0000

Thanks- I’m not visiting this homophobicsite anymore!

By: DrJones

DrJones — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 15:25:31 +0000

-”Oh my god! I have that same scarf at home!”
-”I like it better on him.”

By: MoonCake

MoonCake — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 12:16:55 +0000

oh dan piraro… how i love thee..