Daughter: I'm sixteen and I can do what I want. I'm leaving home with my 36-year-old lover.
Do the parents:
A) Tell her "no, you're only sixteen" then call the cops on the guy.
B) Kick the ungrateful teenager out and then call the cops on the guy.
C) Invite the boyfriend to live with them so they don't "risk losing [their] precious child."
Guess which answer the parents choose.