http://www.neatorama.com/2008/02/26/unfortunate-cookie/ The Neat Side of the Web Thu, 16 Feb 2012 05:24:01 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/02/26/unfortunate-cookie/comment-page-1/#comment-459711 Rob Tue, 26 Feb 2008 23:45:37 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/02/26/unfortunate-cookie/#comment-459711 One actual fortune cookie I got in college said "In God we trust, all others must pay cash." One actual fortune cookie I got in college said “In God we trust, all others must pay cash.”

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]]> http://www.neatorama.com/2008/02/26/unfortunate-cookie/comment-page-1/#comment-459386 Jennifer Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:44:26 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/02/26/unfortunate-cookie/#comment-459386 Actually, this isn't one I made - but one I got when I was a full-time student and working two part-time jobs to pay the bills. It said: "You lack ambition". Worst thing a cookie could tell you. Actually, this isn’t one I made – but one I got when I was a full-time student and working two part-time jobs to pay the bills. It said: “You lack ambition”. Worst thing a cookie could tell you.

]]> http://www.neatorama.com/2008/02/26/unfortunate-cookie/comment-page-1/#comment-458990 Michael Diamond Tue, 26 Feb 2008 11:50:06 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/02/26/unfortunate-cookie/#comment-458990 I have always understood that every fortune cookie fortune must finished off, with the phrase "in bed." That is why the fortunes "You are what you eat," and "admire the little things in life," are so darn funny. I have always understood that every fortune cookie fortune must finished off, with the phrase “in bed.” That is why the fortunes “You are what you eat,” and “admire the little things in life,” are so darn funny.

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