Comments on: If I were Columbo I'd Peter Falk her

By: The Slapster

The Slapster — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 19:56:37 +0000

That guy was a riot! Too bad he won't be around to take a place in VoteForTheWorst this year though.

To all the whiners: Lighten up & ask for a sense of humor this XMas.

By: the lord

the lord — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 17:13:33 +0000

There still doing this show?

Why?

Who the fu&k watches this?

By: AngrySar

AngrySar — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:39:06 +0000

I believe the original song is by a group called the Hairy Aureolas called 'Stalker'... how funny.

By: Alex

Alex — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 08:21:04 +0000

Yes! Finally said what I've been thinking all this time: Simon does look like Alan Thicke.

By: AI_Joe

AI_Joe — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:17:18 +0000

Too bad he didn't reference "Straight Up" or "Opposites Attract" in his song...

By: Em

Em — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:13:03 +0000

Man you guys need to lighten up :/

By: dedub

dedub — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 22:50:04 +0000

not nice 4 any woman to have to listen to that shit she was obviously uncomfortable with it and he is a jerk regardless for disregarding that

By: Heather

Heather — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 22:43:22 +0000

I'm gutted that I can't get American Idol this year - for some reason ITV2 isn't working on my TV The American version is far superior to the British one.

By: avraamov

avraamov — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 22:04:24 +0000

that wasn't as creepy as opening the paper one morning and being accosted by pictures of simon cowell in just his swim shorts strolling along the beach with his girlfriend. *shudder*

anyway, what's wrong with being disrespectful to these people? cowell's responsible for a tsunami of auditory sewage over here in the U.K...

By: CheeseDuck

CheeseDuck — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 21:57:12 +0000

I still think William Hung's audition was the most awesomest American Idol audition ever.

By: Cluck

Cluck — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 21:46:57 +0000

Paul Marturano is a professional singer based in the Philly area, he has done some national tours, and this is a song he has performed for a number of years. Part of his show has some dark humor.

By: Ali S.

Ali S. — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 21:28:12 +0000

Nothing like being known nation wide as a creepy stalker.

By: el cid

el cid — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 20:37:15 +0000

If i were Alan Thicke (I mean Simon) i would've had security beat him down just in case he was serious about stalking paula abdul

By: Christophe

Christophe — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 20:30:00 +0000

creepingly funny or funnily creepy?

By: Nate Deviate

Nate Deviate — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 19:41:28 +0000

I thought he played a creep wonderfully!

By: Rhyne

Rhyne — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 19:19:13 +0000

I found it to be funny and clever. The only thing creepy was everyone's reaction to an obviously humorous song.

By: Franz Kafka

Franz Kafka — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 18:01:03 +0000

mmmmmmm......... SPAM!

By: An angry midget

An angry midget — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 18:00:33 +0000

SPAM!

By: thedubs

thedubs — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 17:59:02 +0000

SPAM!

By: sdubs

sdubs — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 17:58:07 +0000

SPAM!

By: pdubs

pdubs — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 17:57:44 +0000

SPAM!

By: rdubs

rdubs — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 17:56:44 +0000

SPAM!

By: Jes

Jes — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 17:17:41 +0000

Not funny, not brilliant. Just somebody testing how creepy and disrespectful you can be before you get tossed out. Surely this video wasn't worth posting.

By: Justin

Justin — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 16:47:42 +0000

The guy was just trying to be funny, and Simon didn't understand the humor.

They didn't need to call security, it was obviously a joke. God, what a stiff.

By: biltmore

biltmore — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 16:29:05 +0000

Creepy.

By: Adam Stanhope

Adam Stanhope — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:59:20 +0000

I think you'd be surprised.

Paula had quite a following back in the day.

By: rman456

rman456 — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:57:10 +0000

staged, nobody cares about paula abdul that much