If I were Columbo I’d Peter Falk her

• rman456
  February 13th, 2008 at 10:57 am

  staged, nobody cares about paula abdul that much

• Adam Stanhope
  February 13th, 2008 at 10:59 am

  I think you’d be surprised.

  Paula had quite a following back in the day.

• biltmore
  February 13th, 2008 at 11:29 am

  Creepy.

• Justin
  February 13th, 2008 at 11:47 am

  The guy was just trying to be funny, and Simon didn’t understand the humor.

  They didn’t need to call security, it was obviously a joke. God, what a stiff.

• Jes
  February 13th, 2008 at 12:17 pm

  Not funny, not brilliant. Just somebody testing how creepy and disrespectful you can be before you get tossed out. Surely this video wasn’t worth posting.

• rdubs
  February 13th, 2008 at 12:56 pm

  SPAM!

• pdubs
  February 13th, 2008 at 12:57 pm

  SPAM!

• sdubs
  February 13th, 2008 at 12:58 pm

  SPAM!

• thedubs
  February 13th, 2008 at 12:59 pm

  SPAM!

• An angry midget
  February 13th, 2008 at 1:00 pm

  SPAM!

• Franz Kafka
  February 13th, 2008 at 1:01 pm

  mmmmmmm……… SPAM!

• Rhyne
  February 13th, 2008 at 2:19 pm

  I found it to be funny and clever. The only thing creepy was everyone’s reaction to an obviously humorous song.

• Nate Deviate
  February 13th, 2008 at 2:41 pm

  I thought he played a creep wonderfully!

• Christophe
  February 13th, 2008 at 3:30 pm

  creepingly funny or funnily creepy?

• el cid
  February 13th, 2008 at 3:37 pm

  If i were Alan Thicke (I mean Simon) i would’ve had security beat him down just in case he was serious about stalking paula abdul

• Ali S.
  February 13th, 2008 at 4:28 pm

  Nothing like being known nation wide as a creepy stalker.

• Cluck
  February 13th, 2008 at 4:46 pm

  Paul Marturano is a professional singer based in the Philly area, he has done some national tours, and this is a song he has performed for a number of years. Part of his show has some dark humor.

• CheeseDuck
  February 13th, 2008 at 4:57 pm

  I still think William Hung’s audition was the most awesomest American Idol audition ever.

• avraamov
  February 13th, 2008 at 5:04 pm

  that wasn’t as creepy as opening the paper one morning and being accosted by pictures of simon cowell in just his swim shorts strolling along the beach with his girlfriend. *shudder*

  anyway, what’s wrong with being disrespectful to these people? cowell’s responsible for a tsunami of auditory sewage over here in the U.K…

• Heather
  February 13th, 2008 at 5:43 pm

  I’m gutted that I can’t get American Idol this year - for some reason ITV2 isn’t working on my TV The American version is far superior to the British one.

• dedub
  February 13th, 2008 at 5:50 pm

  not nice 4 any woman to have to listen to that shit she was obviously uncomfortable with it and he is a jerk regardless for disregarding that

• Em
  February 13th, 2008 at 8:13 pm

  Man you guys need to lighten up :/

• AI_Joe
  February 13th, 2008 at 8:17 pm

  Too bad he didn’t reference “Straight Up” or “Opposites Attract” in his song…

• Alex
  February 14th, 2008 at 3:21 am

  Yes! Finally said what I’ve been thinking all this time: Simon does look like Alan Thicke.

• AngrySar
  February 14th, 2008 at 8:39 am

  I believe the original song is by a group called the Hairy Aureolas called ‘Stalker’… how funny.

• the lord
  February 14th, 2008 at 12:13 pm

  There still doing this show?

  Why?

  Who the fu&k watches this?

• The Slapster
  February 14th, 2008 at 2:56 pm

  That guy was a riot! Too bad he won’t be around to take a place in VoteForTheWorst this year though.

  To all the whiners: Lighten up & ask for a sense of humor this XMas.

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