Comments on: Russian Scientists Creates Time Machine

By: Tymnengeshy

Tymnengeshy — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 08:18:46 +0000

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By: Gostixel

Gostixel — Sat, 16 May 2009 10:05:50 +0000

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By: Al Gore09

Al Gore09 — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 05:25:30 +0000

I CREATED A TIME MACHINE.

WANNA ACTIVATE NOW?

By: phil736

phil736 — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 15:48:12 +0000

oh, and by the way, i think that they did manage to create a time machine, but they did something stupid that nearly destroyed the entire space time continuum (they are Russian!) but then they decided to go back in time to stop themselves from ever doing it in the first place.

By: phil736

phil736 — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 15:41:39 +0000

two words . . . Doctor Who!!!

By: ShotOrNot

ShotOrNot — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 10:49:34 +0000

Uh-Oh!

By: Smith

Smith — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 12:45:16 +0000

“Actually thats a bad example. John Tittor warned us about 911. later he was “debunked” as a hoax but the fact still remains that he did warn us.”

That’s a lesser known example. A fellow Alex Jones warned everyone that 9/11 would happen as well. Even said that Osama would be blamed for it. I don’t believe they came from the future in any case.

By: Cayce

Cayce — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 03:30:49 +0000

Time Macheins better be available in the US and invented this year. There are a few things from my past that I’d like to fix.

By: Toshi

Toshi — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:42:22 +0000

I’d prevent the invasion of the Native American continent to ever happen

By: phil736

phil736 — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 19:26:17 +0000

how does 9/11 prove time travel is not possible?

and does anyone actually realise that they are planning to re-create the Big Bang? i mean, that can’t be good for us, right? end of the world and everything. i for one hope to live until at least my seventies. although if the world still exists then they will have time travel and we can all go to the future where we will become robots and live for ever

By: e

Wed, 13 Feb 2008 07:37:04 +0000

MikeH Says:
September 11, 2001 is definitive proof that time travel will never happen.

Actually thats a bad example. John Tittor warned us about 911.
later he was “debunked” as a hoax but the fact still remains that he did warn us.

Things that make you go humm.

By: Ali S.

Ali S. — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 07:37:02 +0000

@ Dru

And here I was thinking the World will end in a blaze of glory but instead we may die because a couple of scientists create a black hole!

By: Paul

Paul — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 22:28:03 +0000

Liars!!!!!!

By: precision

precision — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 21:57:01 +0000

Daldianus…..

Ebay

By: Nate Deviate

Nate Deviate — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 20:45:57 +0000

perhaps thats how al gore invented the internet…

By: blo

blo — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 19:23:07 +0000

This accelerator may be able to disprove that recent ‘theory of everything’, but it won’t create a time tunnel or black hole.

By: cz

cz — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 18:21:18 +0000

haha, thanks meg!

By: megmeg

megmeg — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 16:58:44 +0000

in Soviet Russia, time travels you!

By: nick

nick — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 16:24:20 +0000

I just so happen to own a map of future time. Anyone willing to pay for what I call a calender?

By: jim

jim — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 12:11:27 +0000

if I’m not mistaken the time machine has already been invented. It’s called a clock.

By: Christophe

Christophe — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:51:29 +0000

I vote for a black hole too.
Neatorama last post coming soon?

By: Jimbo

Jimbo — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 10:49:44 +0000

There are countless government funded labs doing silly stuff like that.

Their results are predictable. FAIL

Just more Junk Science for MONEY!!!

By: cz

cz — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 10:30:54 +0000

somebody pleeeeease make a “in soviet russia…” joke.

By: fz

fz — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 07:52:01 +0000

“Yeah, what these scientist don’t tell you there is also a good chance they could create a black hole in this accelerator. Which to say the least would be very bad for us….”

Um, not a “good chance”. Try one in a billion-billion.

By: Kry

Kry — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 07:37:42 +0000

Burt Burt Burt……..

why bother?

By: burt

burt — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 05:20:35 +0000

well, if you went back in time, stayed in that time, and changed history, wouldn’t that create a parallel world? and we would still be here in this world where it did happen, and you would/could live in that other world where it did not happen? and if you were to travel back into the future of that world where it did not happen, you are still in that parallel world… or something like that?

By: MikeH

MikeH — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 04:59:13 +0000

September 11, 2001 is definitive proof that time travel will never happen.

By: Pudifoot

Pudifoot — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 02:09:33 +0000

This is a repost from may of 2009

By: Kry

Kry — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 00:44:44 +0000

I just farted and ripped a time-hole in my jeans. Tomorrow. I predict I would do that. Cos I just came back and did it just now, yesterday.

By: john.302

john.302 — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 00:23:45 +0000

what a bunch of sensationalist crap.

By: charlie

charlie — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 00:12:54 +0000

I think the report was pretty crap too. The bigger story than the possibility that a theoretical “time tunnel” could be created is that they have no idea what will happen. when scientists play around with particle physics and have no idea what the outcome will be I get a bit nervous. I really don’t want to be near the Big Bang even if its a scale replica.

By: Chasmcbr

Chasmcbr — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 23:56:57 +0000

Why do we have to wait until April 30,2008? If they get it working at ANYTIME in the future, they could have had it NOW by means of time travel.

By: Vako

Vako — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 23:43:09 +0000

world-class suck.

I can barely verbalize and I could have done a better job than that Limey. That video was just other people’s work spliced together with a heavy mouth-breather as a narrator. That limey could really use some voice coaching and breathing exercises. It sounded like he was on something. As for the video its self, it was like the end of a sewer pipe of unsubstantiated speculation emptying into me bedroom. Time travel had nothing to even do with it. If time travel were real, I would go back and not have made this sh*tass post.

By: Thespian24601

Thespian24601 — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 23:19:36 +0000

The end bit was so corny it was awesome. And yes, LC, that was a tad annoying.

By: cb

cb — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 22:54:59 +0000

L.C. – That’s ALL I could focus on!

By: Ray Fowler

Ray Fowler — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 22:33:02 +0000

Well, it’s now April 30, 2008 and it worked! I thought I’d come back and tell you all.

By: L.C.

L.C. — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 22:27:57 +0000

did anyone notice how the russian scientist spoke…breathing between every syllable?

By: Jerse

Jerse — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 22:09:43 +0000

I see what you did there Dan

By: Dan

Dan — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 22:05:37 +0000

Big deal. I invented a time machine ten years from now.

By: Orjans Morjan

Orjans Morjan — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 22:04:04 +0000

Sensationalism much?

“Russian Scientists Creates Time Machine”
No one has created a time machine. It’s just 1 Russian scientists that THINKS it’s possible to do in the FUTURE.
Even saying that CERN COULD create some microscopic time warp is radical.

By: roger

roger — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 21:56:49 +0000

Big deal. I invented a time machine long ago.

By: Dru

Dru — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 21:56:03 +0000

Yeah, what these scientist don’t tell you there is also a good chance they could create a black hole in this accelerator. Which to say the least would be very bad for us….

By: Daldianus

Daldianus — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 21:37:10 +0000

Where can I buy one?