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37 comments to "Russian Scientists Creates Time Machine"
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Daldianus
February 10th, 2008 at
4:37 pm
Where can I buy one?
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Dru
February 10th, 2008 at
4:56 pm
Yeah, what these scientist don’t tell you there is also a good chance they could create a black hole in this accelerator. Which to say the least would be very bad for us….
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roger
February 10th, 2008 at
4:56 pm
Big deal. I invented a time machine long ago.
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Orjans Morjan
February 10th, 2008 at
5:04 pm
Sensationalism much?
“Russian Scientists Creates Time Machine”
No one has created a time machine. It’s just 1 Russian scientists that THINKS it’s possible to do in the FUTURE.
Even saying that CERN COULD create some microscopic time warp is radical. -
Dan
February 10th, 2008 at
5:05 pm
Big deal. I invented a time machine ten years from now.
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Jerse
February 10th, 2008 at
5:09 pm
I see what you did there Dan
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L.C.
February 10th, 2008 at
5:27 pm
did anyone notice how the russian scientist spoke…breathing between every syllable?
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Ray Fowler
February 10th, 2008 at
5:33 pm
Well, it’s now April 30, 2008 and it worked! I thought I’d come back and tell you all.
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cb
February 10th, 2008 at
5:54 pm
L.C. - That’s ALL I could focus on!
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Thespian24601
February 10th, 2008 at
6:19 pm
The end bit was so corny it was awesome. And yes, LC, that was a tad annoying.
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Vako
February 10th, 2008 at
6:43 pm
world-class suck.
I can barely verbalize and I could have done a better job than that Limey. That video was just other people’s work spliced together with a heavy mouth-breather as a narrator. That limey could really use some voice coaching and breathing exercises. It sounded like he was on something. As for the video its self, it was like the end of a sewer pipe of unsubstantiated speculation emptying into me bedroom. Time travel had nothing to even do with it. If time travel were real, I would go back and not have made this sh*tass post.
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Chasmcbr
February 10th, 2008 at
6:56 pm
Why do we have to wait until April 30,2008? If they get it working at ANYTIME in the future, they could have had it NOW by means of time travel.
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charlie
February 10th, 2008 at
7:12 pm
I think the report was pretty crap too. The bigger story than the possibility that a theoretical “time tunnel” could be created is that they have no idea what will happen. when scientists play around with particle physics and have no idea what the outcome will be I get a bit nervous. I really don’t want to be near the Big Bang even if its a scale replica.
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john.302
February 10th, 2008 at
7:23 pm
what a bunch of sensationalist crap.
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Kry
February 10th, 2008 at
7:44 pm
I just farted and ripped a time-hole in my jeans. Tomorrow. I predict I would do that. Cos I just came back and did it just now, yesterday.
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Pudifoot
February 10th, 2008 at
9:09 pm
This is a repost from may of 2009
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MikeH
February 10th, 2008 at
11:59 pm
September 11, 2001 is definitive proof that time travel will never happen.
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burt
February 11th, 2008 at
12:20 am
well, if you went back in time, stayed in that time, and changed history, wouldn’t that create a parallel world? and we would still be here in this world where it did happen, and you would/could live in that other world where it did not happen? and if you were to travel back into the future of that world where it did not happen, you are still in that parallel world… or something like that?
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Kry
February 11th, 2008 at
2:37 am
Burt Burt Burt……..
why bother?
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fz
February 11th, 2008 at
2:52 am
“Yeah, what these scientist don’t tell you there is also a good chance they could create a black hole in this accelerator. Which to say the least would be very bad for us….”
Um, not a “good chance”. Try one in a billion-billion.
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cz
February 11th, 2008 at
5:30 am
somebody pleeeeease make a “in soviet russia…” joke.
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Jimbo
February 11th, 2008 at
5:49 am
There are countless government funded labs doing silly stuff like that.
Their results are predictable. FAIL
Just more Junk Science for MONEY!!!
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Christophe
February 11th, 2008 at
6:51 am
I vote for a black hole too.
Neatorama last post coming soon? -
jim
February 11th, 2008 at
7:11 am
if I’m not mistaken the time machine has already been invented. It’s called a clock.
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nick
February 11th, 2008 at
11:24 am
I just so happen to own a map of future time. Anyone willing to pay for what I call a calender?
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megmeg
February 11th, 2008 at
11:58 am
in Soviet Russia, time travels you!
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cz
February 11th, 2008 at
1:21 pm
haha, thanks meg!
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blo
February 11th, 2008 at
2:23 pm
This accelerator may be able to disprove that recent ‘theory of everything’, but it won’t create a time tunnel or black hole.
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Nate Deviate
February 11th, 2008 at
3:45 pm
perhaps thats how al gore invented the internet…
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precision
February 11th, 2008 at
4:57 pm
Daldianus…..
Ebay
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Paul
February 11th, 2008 at
5:28 pm
Liars!!!!!!
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Ali S.
February 12th, 2008 at
2:37 am
@ Dru
And here I was thinking the World will end in a blaze of glory but instead we may die because a couple of scientists create a black hole!
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e
February 13th, 2008 at
2:37 am
MikeH Says:
September 11, 2001 is definitive proof that time travel will never happen.Actually thats a bad example. John Tittor warned us about 911.
later he was “debunked” as a hoax but the fact still remains that he did warn us.Things that make you go humm.
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phil736
March 10th, 2008 at
2:26 pm
how does 9/11 prove time travel is not possible?
and does anyone actually realise that they are planning to re-create the Big Bang? i mean, that can’t be good for us, right? end of the world and everything. i for one hope to live until at least my seventies. although if the world still exists then they will have time travel and we can all go to the future where we will become robots and live for ever
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Toshi
April 7th, 2008 at
11:42 am
I’d prevent the invasion of the Native American continent to ever happen
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Cayce
June 26th, 2008 at
10:30 pm
Time Macheins better be available in the US and invented this year. There are a few things from my past that I’d like to fix.
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Smith
June 29th, 2008 at
7:45 am
“Actually thats a bad example. John Tittor warned us about 911. later he was “debunked” as a hoax but the fact still remains that he did warn us.”
That’s a lesser known example. A fellow Alex Jones warned everyone that 9/11 would happen as well. Even said that Osama would be blamed for it. I don’t believe they came from the future in any case.
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