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2 comments to "Catch of the Day: Sacks of Cocaine!"

  1. Dan
    February 10th, 2008 at 11:02 am

    Hey, The Reverend Horton Heat had a song about that.

    Reverend Horton Heat - Bales of Cocaine

    Well, I was workin’ on my farm ’bout 1982,
    Pullin’ up some corn and a little carrot, too
    When two low-flying aeroplanes, ’bout a hundred feet high
    Dropped a bunch o’ bales o’ somethin’, some hit me in the eye…

    So I cut a bale open, an’ man was I surprised
    Bunch o’ large sized baggies, with big white rocks inside
    So I took a little sample to my crazy brother Joe
    He sniffed it up and kicked his heels, said, “Horton, that’s some blow!”

    Bales of cocaine, fallin’ from low-flyin’ plane
    I don’t know who done dropped ‘em, but I thank ‘em just the same
    Bales of cocaine, fallin’ like a foriegn rain
    My life changed completely by the low-flyin’ planes

    So I loaded up them bales in my pick-em-up truck,
    Headed west for Dallas, where I would try my luck
    I didn’t have a notion if I could sell ‘em there,
    But, thirty minutes later, I was a millionaire…

    Bales of cocaine, fallin’ from low-flyin’ plane
    I don’t know who done dropped ‘em, but I thank ‘em just the same
    Bales of cocaine, fallin’ like a foriegn rain
    My life changed completely by the low-flyin’ planes

    And now I am a rich man, but I’m still a farmer, too
    But I sold my farm in Texas, bought a farm down in Peru
    And when get so homesick, I think I’m goin’ insane,
    I travel back to Texas in a low-flyin’ plane…

    Bales of cocaine, fallin’ from low-flyin’ plane
    I don’t know who done dropped ‘em, but I thank ‘em just the same
    Bales of cocaine, fallin’ like a foriegn rain
    My life changed completely by the low-flyin’ planes

  2. Justin
    February 10th, 2008 at 3:49 pm

    Wow, for those wondering, it is a really interesting article. I recommend following the link and reading it all.


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