Quote: Engineer and the Glass Half Empty

Who will say that the glass is half-full of water, and half-full of air?

and Al Gore would say the water is vanishing due to global warming.

Im sorry, the The glass is 50%+/-0.1% full. Sheesh!

And a Wife will tell you “Put a coaster under that”.

Every real engineer knows that the glass has a safety factor of 2.

A comp-sci will tell you to keep the glass away from the keyboard!

and a narcissist will say “Who drank my water?”