Quote: Engineer and the Glass Half Empty

1. XY
   February 9th, 2008 at 6:24 am

   Who will say that the glass is half-full of water, and half-full of air?

2. Peter
   February 9th, 2008 at 6:59 am

   and also water vapour..

3. ted
   February 9th, 2008 at 11:36 am

   and Al Gore would say the water is vanishing due to global warming.

4. roger
   February 9th, 2008 at 3:10 pm

   The glass is 0.5+/-0.1 mL full

5. roger
   February 9th, 2008 at 3:11 pm

   Im sorry, the The glass is 50%+/-0.1% full. Sheesh!

6. violet/riga
   February 9th, 2008 at 3:33 pm

   I'm an agathist - I know the glass will be refilled.

7. VonSkippy
   February 9th, 2008 at 4:11 pm

   And a Wife will tell you "Put a coaster under that".

8. Josh Parker
   February 9th, 2008 at 4:55 pm

   HEY! That's what our Engineering club T-Shirts at school say.

9. Bill
   February 9th, 2008 at 8:38 pm

   Every real engineer knows that the glass has a safety factor of 2.

10. roger
    February 9th, 2008 at 10:30 pm

    Actually, it all depends on how you define your C.V. boundaries

11. Lee
    February 10th, 2008 at 4:42 pm

    A comp-sci will tell you to keep the glass away from the keyboard!

12. Moki
    March 23rd, 2009 at 5:07 pm

    I'd say shit the same, I'm gonna drink from it anyway.

13. Mele
    May 29th, 2009 at 6:08 pm

    and a narcissist will say "Who drank my water?"

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