Comments on: Man Beaten for Breach of Urinal Etiquette http://www.neatorama.com/2008/02/07/man-beaten-for-breach-of-urinal-etiquette/ The Neat Side of the Web Fri, 05 Sep 2008 06:29:06 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.1 By: Ken http://www.neatorama.com/2008/02/07/man-beaten-for-breach-of-urinal-etiquette/#comment-460502 Ken Wed, 27 Feb 2008 12:24:55 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/02/07/man-beaten-for-breach-of-urinal-etiquette/#comment-460502 @Kerozene: If there's a toilet then he should go there. Else he should go wash his hands first and wait. Of course if it's super urgent he can go but must keep his eyes straight ahead. @Kerozene: If there’s a toilet then he should go there.

Else he should go wash his hands first and wait.

Of course if it’s super urgent he can go but must keep his eyes straight ahead.

]]> By: Kerozene http://www.neatorama.com/2008/02/07/man-beaten-for-breach-of-urinal-etiquette/#comment-439564 Kerozene Sat, 09 Feb 2008 18:43:05 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/02/07/man-beaten-for-breach-of-urinal-etiquette/#comment-439564 So... what do you guys do if theres two men evenly spaced apart in a bathroom, and a third guy comes in? Does he have to wait till one of the first two are finished, or does he just... wedge in the middle? Thank goodness I'm a chick and don't have to worry about that stuff. For myself, I avoid public restrooms alltogether when I can. And never use one for more than pee'ing. Thats just gross when you go into a bathroom and someone is doing "serious business". Eww. So… what do you guys do if theres two men evenly spaced apart in a bathroom, and a third guy comes in?
Does he have to wait till one of the first two are finished, or does he just… wedge in the middle?

Thank goodness I’m a chick and don’t have to worry about that stuff. For myself, I avoid public restrooms alltogether when I can. And never use one for more than pee’ing. Thats just gross when you go into a bathroom and someone is doing “serious business”. Eww.

]]> By: XuYu http://www.neatorama.com/2008/02/07/man-beaten-for-breach-of-urinal-etiquette/#comment-438890 XuYu Sat, 09 Feb 2008 03:59:42 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/02/07/man-beaten-for-breach-of-urinal-etiquette/#comment-438890 Sound about right. I visited New Zealand once. Seemed like everyone was subtly on the verge of boiling over. Sound about right. I visited New Zealand once. Seemed like everyone was subtly on the verge of boiling over.

]]> By: Nicholas Dollak http://www.neatorama.com/2008/02/07/man-beaten-for-breach-of-urinal-etiquette/#comment-438625 Nicholas Dollak Sat, 09 Feb 2008 00:04:19 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/02/07/man-beaten-for-breach-of-urinal-etiquette/#comment-438625 Punching the guy was out of line, whether he was looking or not. The puncher could use anger-management. As for the other guy, perhaps this movie would help put things in perspective: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzO1mCAVyMw Punching the guy was out of line, whether he was looking or not. The puncher could use anger-management. As for the other guy, perhaps this movie would help put things in perspective: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzO1mCAVyMw

]]> By: Paul http://www.neatorama.com/2008/02/07/man-beaten-for-breach-of-urinal-etiquette/#comment-438393 Paul Fri, 08 Feb 2008 18:50:44 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/02/07/man-beaten-for-breach-of-urinal-etiquette/#comment-438393 People are weird. People are weird.

]]> By: Jsahko http://www.neatorama.com/2008/02/07/man-beaten-for-breach-of-urinal-etiquette/#comment-438122 Jsahko Fri, 08 Feb 2008 14:58:26 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/02/07/man-beaten-for-breach-of-urinal-etiquette/#comment-438122 I never understood why they don't automatically put up those little walls between urinals. I've always appreciated those. I never understood why they don’t automatically put up those little walls between urinals. I’ve always appreciated those.

]]> By: ted http://www.neatorama.com/2008/02/07/man-beaten-for-breach-of-urinal-etiquette/#comment-437978 ted Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:51:23 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/02/07/man-beaten-for-breach-of-urinal-etiquette/#comment-437978 Oops, this is in New Zealand - don't know if they have hate crime laws there.... Oops, this is in New Zealand - don’t know if they have hate crime laws there….

]]> By: ted http://www.neatorama.com/2008/02/07/man-beaten-for-breach-of-urinal-etiquette/#comment-437977 ted Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:50:54 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/02/07/man-beaten-for-breach-of-urinal-etiquette/#comment-437977 When I was in high school, they didn't have doors on the toilet stalls in one of the bathrooms. Total lack of privacy for men. Society traditionally has placed less importance on the issue of men's privacy needs. It's wrong for the other guy to be looking - no question - but beating up the guy is a little drastic. That guy's lucky he wasn't charged with a hate crime, since he was attacking somebody he perceived was a homosexual. When I was in high school, they didn’t have doors on the toilet stalls in one of the bathrooms. Total lack of privacy for men. Society traditionally has placed less importance on the issue of men’s privacy needs.

It’s wrong for the other guy to be looking - no question - but beating up the guy is a little drastic.

That guy’s lucky he wasn’t charged with a hate crime, since he was attacking somebody he perceived was a homosexual.

]]> By: AbbyJoy http://www.neatorama.com/2008/02/07/man-beaten-for-breach-of-urinal-etiquette/#comment-437507 AbbyJoy Fri, 08 Feb 2008 04:56:51 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/02/07/man-beaten-for-breach-of-urinal-etiquette/#comment-437507 So why don't they just space the urinals farther apart? Wouldn't that solve the homophobia issue of having another man look at your wee wee? (Oh, sorry it's "splashing, not homophobia. That's your story and you're sticking to it. Ha!) Or put urinals in stalls. Women don't go around pissing in front of each other, we have stalls. None of it makes sense. Then again, I'm a woman and logic such as this is lost on men, the uncivilized gender. So why don’t they just space the urinals farther apart? Wouldn’t that solve the homophobia issue of having another man look at your wee wee? (Oh, sorry it’s “splashing, not homophobia. That’s your story and you’re sticking to it. Ha!) Or put urinals in stalls. Women don’t go around pissing in front of each other, we have stalls. None of it makes sense. Then again, I’m a woman and logic such as this is lost on men, the uncivilized gender.

]]> By: rdubs http://www.neatorama.com/2008/02/07/man-beaten-for-breach-of-urinal-etiquette/#comment-437450 rdubs Fri, 08 Feb 2008 03:30:37 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/02/07/man-beaten-for-breach-of-urinal-etiquette/#comment-437450 This all goes back to George Carlin's homo-buffer rant. If youre at the movies, and you have open space, you must sit 1 across from your friend. haha. This all goes back to George Carlin’s homo-buffer rant. If youre at the movies, and you have open space, you must sit 1 across from your friend. haha.

]]> By: Ali S. http://www.neatorama.com/2008/02/07/man-beaten-for-breach-of-urinal-etiquette/#comment-437406 Ali S. Fri, 08 Feb 2008 02:37:07 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/02/07/man-beaten-for-breach-of-urinal-etiquette/#comment-437406 When in the Urinal Club (which all men are automatically a part of when they are born) you follow the rules or else suffer the consequences. ;) In all seriousness I think the attacker may have gone a little out of hand. But then again that is why there are more than just two urinals in a bathroom so guys can have their space. When in the Urinal Club (which all men are automatically a part of when they are born) you follow the rules or else suffer the consequences. ;)

In all seriousness I think the attacker may have gone a little out of hand. But then again that is why there are more than just two urinals in a bathroom so guys can have their space.

]]> By: Andrew32 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/02/07/man-beaten-for-breach-of-urinal-etiquette/#comment-437381 Andrew32 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 01:56:33 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/02/07/man-beaten-for-breach-of-urinal-etiquette/#comment-437381 hey. he broke the code. hey. he broke the code.

]]> By: wugou http://www.neatorama.com/2008/02/07/man-beaten-for-breach-of-urinal-etiquette/#comment-437205 wugou Thu, 07 Feb 2008 23:11:48 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/02/07/man-beaten-for-breach-of-urinal-etiquette/#comment-437205 Punching is a bit excessive, but urinal etiquette is serious business. Homophobia isn't the issue here folks, rather splash back and safety are my main concerns when tappin' the old kidney. A poorly designed urinal will spray fetid urine in all directions and that briny spray is no ocean mist, so stand the hell away! As for safety, when little wugou is cradled gently in my palm I don't want to worry that some stabby idiot is standing too close. Instead of punching, I usually just dribble a bit on their shoes and say, "Man, that water is cold and deep!" I love that joke ;) Ironically, this guy may get sent to the clink for this rowdy business and urinal etiquette will be the least of his worries! Punching is a bit excessive, but urinal etiquette is serious business. Homophobia isn’t the issue here folks, rather splash back and safety are my main concerns when tappin’ the old kidney. A poorly designed urinal will spray fetid urine in all directions and that briny spray is no ocean mist, so stand the hell away! As for safety, when little wugou is cradled gently in my palm I don’t want to worry that some stabby idiot is standing too close. Instead of punching, I usually just dribble a bit on their shoes and say, “Man, that water is cold and deep!” I love that joke ;)

Ironically, this guy may get sent to the clink for this rowdy business and urinal etiquette will be the least of his worries!

]]> By: Vipr http://www.neatorama.com/2008/02/07/man-beaten-for-breach-of-urinal-etiquette/#comment-437168 Vipr Thu, 07 Feb 2008 22:38:47 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/02/07/man-beaten-for-breach-of-urinal-etiquette/#comment-437168 How can you forget the Urinal game: http://gamescene.com/The_Urinal_Game_game.html How can you forget the Urinal game:
http://gamescene.com/The_Urinal_Game_game.html

]]> By: ersatz http://www.neatorama.com/2008/02/07/man-beaten-for-breach-of-urinal-etiquette/#comment-437098 ersatz Thu, 07 Feb 2008 21:40:31 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/02/07/man-beaten-for-breach-of-urinal-etiquette/#comment-437098 did he zip up before hitting the other guy? did he zip up before hitting the other guy?

]]> By: Em http://www.neatorama.com/2008/02/07/man-beaten-for-breach-of-urinal-etiquette/#comment-437020 Em Thu, 07 Feb 2008 20:45:26 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/02/07/man-beaten-for-breach-of-urinal-etiquette/#comment-437020 I know of a HS student who purposely broke etiquette to torment lowerclassmen. Poor things would be berated for not standing nearby and making small talk. I know of a HS student who purposely broke etiquette to torment lowerclassmen.

Poor things would be berated for not standing nearby and making small talk.

]]> By: VonSkippy http://www.neatorama.com/2008/02/07/man-beaten-for-breach-of-urinal-etiquette/#comment-436999 VonSkippy Thu, 07 Feb 2008 20:19:11 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/02/07/man-beaten-for-breach-of-urinal-etiquette/#comment-436999 Someones just a tad too homophobic (or has a really tiny willy and resorts to violence to overcompensate). Someones just a tad too homophobic (or has a really tiny willy and resorts to violence to overcompensate).

]]> By: Nate Deviate http://www.neatorama.com/2008/02/07/man-beaten-for-breach-of-urinal-etiquette/#comment-436995 Nate Deviate Thu, 07 Feb 2008 20:10:02 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/02/07/man-beaten-for-breach-of-urinal-etiquette/#comment-436995 See, i can understand feeling a little upset if a guy chooses the urinal next to you over the one two down from you, but when is violence ever the answer? And on the other side of that, some people are just more comfortable with their bodies than others.... See, i can understand feeling a little upset if a guy chooses the urinal next to you over the one two down from you, but when is violence ever the answer? And on the other side of that, some people are just more comfortable with their bodies than others….

]]> By: Pedro http://www.neatorama.com/2008/02/07/man-beaten-for-breach-of-urinal-etiquette/#comment-436940 Pedro Thu, 07 Feb 2008 18:54:34 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/02/07/man-beaten-for-breach-of-urinal-etiquette/#comment-436940 I think there's a lot of restroom etiquette out there that most people know of, but is only <a href="http://longboredsurfer.com/blog/2005/04/mens_restroom_etiquette.php" rel="nofollow">slightly documented</a>. (shameless self promotion for an old post of mine) I think there’s a lot of restroom etiquette out there that most people know of, but is only slightly documented. (shameless self promotion for an old post of mine)

]]> By: cabooglio http://www.neatorama.com/2008/02/07/man-beaten-for-breach-of-urinal-etiquette/#comment-436881 cabooglio Thu, 07 Feb 2008 18:11:13 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/02/07/man-beaten-for-breach-of-urinal-etiquette/#comment-436881 ... so a reach-around is probably out of the question, huh? … so a reach-around is probably out of the question, huh?

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