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felix
February 5th, 2008 at
6:11 am
oh lordy, jehovahs witnesses!
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felix
February 5th, 2008 at
6:14 am
‘You’re a wizard Harry’
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felix
February 5th, 2008 at
6:17 am
*Its just a Thriller, Thriller Night, and no-ones gonna save ya from the beast with forty eyes*
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Terry
February 5th, 2008 at
6:27 am
You walk like this all the time??? FREAK.
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freightgod
February 5th, 2008 at
6:42 am
“O noz, the pee shiverz!”
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Kevin
February 5th, 2008 at
6:46 am
As you can see, through years of domestication, cats have adapted the ability to imitate a stiffy.
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Keegan
February 5th, 2008 at
6:59 am
i can has dagger which i see before me?
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Jamie
February 5th, 2008 at
7:06 am
Standing Cat iz pretending Penguins. Seez mah flippas?
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Thomas
February 5th, 2008 at
7:15 am
NOW can I haz bootz?
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Steph
February 5th, 2008 at
7:16 am
Oh my God, it does look just like him…
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Clint
February 5th, 2008 at
7:22 am
I’m not getting above my station, I am just a mere Cat.
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Adam Fuhrer
February 5th, 2008 at
7:24 am
“Wait, is that Alex from Neatorama walking through the door?11?”
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Ocean Alexander
February 5th, 2008 at
7:26 am
“Uhmm..I was told that there would be no math on this exam…”
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Renton
February 5th, 2008 at
7:32 am
I am Spartacus
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Renton
February 5th, 2008 at
7:37 am
Look. I can’t reach. I have to use my mouth, OKAY?
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Eibmoz
February 5th, 2008 at
7:41 am
I haz evolved
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Jerse
February 5th, 2008 at
7:42 am
“Imma’ mess you up, sucka”!
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Aar000n
February 5th, 2008 at
7:47 am
I see you fappin
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Jess
February 5th, 2008 at
7:49 am
Exactly WHAT are those neighbours up to?
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mark
February 5th, 2008 at
7:49 am
I CAN HAS EVOLUSHUN?
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Tim
February 5th, 2008 at
7:56 am
LOL CATS are lame.
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George
February 5th, 2008 at
7:56 am
No, I am not doing my Meercat impression! I’m just looking to see whats for supper.
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bamse
February 5th, 2008 at
8:00 am
GARFIELD?
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Emptyminded
February 5th, 2008 at
8:03 am
Witness the rise of Feline Erectus!
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Chili
February 5th, 2008 at
8:16 am
“I can haz BRAINNNNNNNNNZZZZZ?”
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Jo-Ann Burton
February 5th, 2008 at
8:20 am
“I stand for all the mithunderstood kitties of the world!”
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Mariella
February 5th, 2008 at
8:27 am
OH! I see the light at the end of the tunnel… MUST GO THERE!
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ruby
February 5th, 2008 at
8:28 am
“Repeat to self - I will not walk off the cliff with all my other pals… will not walk off cliff….must resist….”
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dreikelvin
February 5th, 2008 at
8:34 am
“Lookin for your Wii-mote? Well, I ate it.”
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Jo-Ann Burton
February 5th, 2008 at
8:34 am
“Whatdaya mean, I’m not an upstanding cat?”
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zilibili
February 5th, 2008 at
8:34 am
“Damn! I forgot the noose.”
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Tyler
February 5th, 2008 at
8:45 am
“No. Way. They did not just do that.”
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clairmonde
February 5th, 2008 at
8:47 am
Dude, that guy stole my pants!
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Louise
February 5th, 2008 at
8:50 am
“Oh no you di’nt!”
Though Felix, you made me lol. Locats Shakespeare - whaddya think? All the actors dressed in cat suits, with the language translated into Lolcat. (Perhaps for just one act….)
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howard
February 5th, 2008 at
8:51 am
iz yur meer-kat
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clairmonde
February 5th, 2008 at
8:54 am
Dear God:
I could really use a pouch right about here. Like that opossum that lives under the garage. For you know like my keys, catnip, and a fuzzy mouse or two. Thanks for Evolution!
Love,
Mr. Orange Jeans -
PhilUK
February 5th, 2008 at
8:55 am
How can you just walk away from me, when all I can do is watch you leave.
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Jo-Ann Burton
February 5th, 2008 at
8:58 am
“I did not have sex, with that shecat, Miz Purrrlinsky!”
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Sise
February 5th, 2008 at
9:00 am
Whatchuuu mean… “It not amateur night!” ?!
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The Mutt
February 5th, 2008 at
9:04 am
Reacting to 2 Kittens/1 Cup.
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Chiroptera
February 5th, 2008 at
9:06 am
“Listen! you can hear my opposable thumbs growing!”
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Maria
February 5th, 2008 at
9:06 am
“OH MY GOD Bucky, look at those TEATS”
*I like big teats and I cannot lie, you other bros can’t deny….*
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Broken5hift
February 5th, 2008 at
9:08 am
OMGZ, she 4got to close blindz!
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BrianD
February 5th, 2008 at
9:11 am
“Then, and this is the best part, after he saw what I did to all his furniture, especially when he saw his waterbed, he just stood there looking stupid, like this.”
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Christine
February 5th, 2008 at
9:17 am
“Well, the meatloaf’s cold. I hope you’re happy.”
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MoniA
February 5th, 2008 at
9:22 am
No way is that crazy lady setting up the swimming pool again!
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Kamille
February 5th, 2008 at
9:24 am
“Has anyone seen my boots?”
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Laura
February 5th, 2008 at
9:37 am
“All right, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up.”
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Oomi
February 5th, 2008 at
9:41 am
“Maybe if I stand here, she’ll think I’m a lamp and leave me alone.”
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cabooglio
February 5th, 2008 at
10:06 am
Haunted by the understanding of his own mortality, Mittens decides to meet his doom on his own terms: upright, aware and fluffy.
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Samantha
February 5th, 2008 at
10:10 am
I pledge allegiance to the can of chicken of the sea…
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cabooglio
February 5th, 2008 at
10:14 am
“This is a lot of work, but it’s almost worth it to feel the breeze on my junk.”
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Pork
February 5th, 2008 at
10:16 am
“Did they get tuna? Did they get tuna?! Did they get tuna????”
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Mystryst
February 5th, 2008 at
10:17 am
Would the real Slim Shady please stand up?
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cabooglio
February 5th, 2008 at
10:19 am
“This walking upright isn’t so hard… and I think I might be gay.”
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Pork
February 5th, 2008 at
10:23 am
“What the…..A PUPPY? Oh, HELL no. This is the birth of shadowcat, folks. Watch your ankles.”
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T UPTO
February 5th, 2008 at
10:31 am
Adios mio, which one of you bromistas took my boots?Shrek on ice cannot go on if I don’t have those boots! Pedro…I’m lookin’ at you my amigo!
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Sydney
February 5th, 2008 at
10:41 am
Zombies…oh noes!
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cabooglio
February 5th, 2008 at
10:52 am
“Step one in my plan to take over Pat Sajak’s life is now complete! Now I just need a big wheel and a total disregard for the intelligence of the American people… wait… I guess I just need a big wheel.”
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anonymous
February 5th, 2008 at
10:54 am
Teh Britttish ar coming?
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SarahW
February 5th, 2008 at
10:54 am
How about THAT, Mr. Fung?!
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cabooglio
February 5th, 2008 at
10:56 am
“Suddenly, I just want to go to Old Navy and watch NASCAR.”
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SarahW
February 5th, 2008 at
10:58 am
Lol trans:
Howz bowt THAT, Misteh FUNG!!
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Steph
February 5th, 2008 at
10:59 am
How much did you spend on those boots?!
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cabooglio
February 5th, 2008 at
11:07 am
“There! Now who’s ‘incapable of change’?! Huh, little Miss Still-hangs-out-with-her-high-school-friends? Now put on your coat and let’s go to my mother’s house! And try not to act all superior in front of my uncle Steve. You know how he feels about global warming. He’s never going to change, so why do you keep bullying him? Just try to be cool for three hours, then we can come back here and you can keep nagging me about my ‘lack of motivation’ while I fantasize about being single.”
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Dan
February 5th, 2008 at
11:08 am
“Good Lord! Look at the size of those milk containers!!!”
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cabooglio
February 5th, 2008 at
11:18 am
“Okay, man… just be cool… see? I don’t have your rock. Now just put down the hammer. No one’s gonna hurt you, man. I’m your friend, remember? Mister Puffypaws is. Your. Friend.”
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SarahW
February 5th, 2008 at
11:20 am
Get out of therz, Jak bowers! U don’t haz tiems!
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SarahW
February 5th, 2008 at
11:23 am
Iz that whut u going to waer?
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cabooglio
February 5th, 2008 at
11:27 am
Nrma Rae cat frgot “UNION” sign
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Seth
February 5th, 2008 at
11:56 am
One small step for Kitty, one giant leap for catkind!
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Robynd
February 5th, 2008 at
11:59 am
What happened to my waist?
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brain
February 5th, 2008 at
12:01 pm
mee-owsa jar jar binks kitten
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Johnathan
February 5th, 2008 at
12:01 pm
“Locomotor Mortis!”
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DaveL
February 5th, 2008 at
12:34 pm
I are haz prariedog?
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Greg
February 5th, 2008 at
12:38 pm
I can haz you son of Jor-El, kneel before me, Zod!
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Thespian24601
February 5th, 2008 at
1:07 pm
God…it’s BEAUTIFUL.
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Thespian24601
February 5th, 2008 at
1:08 pm
What was the first rule about CatFight Club again?
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Thespian24601
February 5th, 2008 at
1:12 pm
It was probably a bad idea to duct tape the baby to the dog’s back.
Yup, bad idea.
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Dan Smith
February 5th, 2008 at
1:17 pm
“No one hides from the all-seeing eye of Mordor.”
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Dan Smith
February 5th, 2008 at
1:19 pm
“Me big totem pole…lol”
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no-name
February 5th, 2008 at
1:20 pm
“the british are coming! the british are coming!”
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Dan Smith
February 5th, 2008 at
1:20 pm
“T-minus 10 minutes until cat rocket liftoff!”
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Dan Smith
February 5th, 2008 at
1:27 pm
“Okay, I stand like you, now you get down and crawl around, we had a deal.”
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Cody
February 5th, 2008 at
1:30 pm
INVISIBLE PODIUM
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FuzzyDave
February 5th, 2008 at
1:31 pm
My God…It’s full of stars!
or
My God…It’s full of tuna!
whichever’ll get me the prezzie.
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Vinnie, NYC
February 5th, 2008 at
1:36 pm
“Yo! dog, I did HIGH FIVE you, what’s up”
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belhoste
February 5th, 2008 at
1:38 pm
Now am I tall enough to ride the roller coaster?
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Douglas
February 5th, 2008 at
1:49 pm
“What you talkin’ ’bout Willis ?!”
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agirlwithamission
February 5th, 2008 at
1:50 pm
… And so kitty commenced to practice his life-long goal: to be a stuffed cat on display for all the world to see…
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Mark
February 5th, 2008 at
1:52 pm
What do you mean, no catnip?!
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gympanzi
February 5th, 2008 at
2:06 pm
“forget ‘American Idol’, I’m auditioning for ‘Meerkat Manor’…
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PhineusQButterfat
February 5th, 2008 at
2:20 pm
“Now I’ll just knock out the stool…Wait a minute! Where the noose go?”
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Top Men
February 5th, 2008 at
2:23 pm
Roger’s first lesson at taxidermy school left something to be desired - but that’s why they practice on cats.
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kitsana_d
February 5th, 2008 at
2:29 pm
Oh man, I have no ass.
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Blendo
February 5th, 2008 at
2:31 pm
INVISIBLE
NOOZE -
lynne
February 5th, 2008 at
2:44 pm
Oh say can you see….
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Ian
February 5th, 2008 at
2:57 pm
i see wut u did there….
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Ian
February 5th, 2008 at
2:57 pm
invisible lynching
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Giltwist
February 5th, 2008 at
2:58 pm
Today walking…
Tomorrow thumbs!
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Drew
February 5th, 2008 at
3:00 pm
Does this coat make my ass look big?
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Fumbata
February 5th, 2008 at
3:03 pm
“I eated kukumbr whole. Not feel so good now…”
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Billy Coy
February 5th, 2008 at
3:06 pm
? L bows up
? side to side -
Billy Coy
February 5th, 2008 at
3:06 pm
? L bows up
? side to side -
Billy Coy
February 5th, 2008 at
3:07 pm
? L bows up
? side to side -
Colin
February 5th, 2008 at
3:07 pm
God? You has cheeseburger?
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Billy Coy
February 5th, 2008 at
3:07 pm
L bows up
side to side -
Sucubusface
February 5th, 2008 at
3:18 pm
“Cloverfield monster revealed!”
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heather
February 5th, 2008 at
3:19 pm
Shhh! you hear that?! Can opener!
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Billy Coy
February 5th, 2008 at
3:30 pm
oops didn’t mean to do that
F5 was not my friend -
Ali S.
February 5th, 2008 at
3:31 pm
Puddles the Cat took his first tentative steps on two feet and Humanity as a whole shivered and realized the Human-Cat Wars was to begin.
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Ron
February 5th, 2008 at
3:37 pm
“Uh-Oh”
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Dan
February 5th, 2008 at
3:41 pm
I think I can shoot over Shaq!
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Danny
February 5th, 2008 at
3:44 pm
Missing a bowling pin? Sure, I can help with that!
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BiLlY
February 5th, 2008 at
3:49 pm
You want some of this, Huh, BRING IT ON!!
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avraamov
February 5th, 2008 at
3:52 pm
mmm. tasty baguette.
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BigUgly
February 5th, 2008 at
3:56 pm
“Ice Cream Man!?”
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dan
February 5th, 2008 at
4:15 pm
IZ CANT BELIEVE DE GIANTZ WON
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kimberly
February 5th, 2008 at
4:47 pm
must, get, more…catnip!!
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JFT
February 5th, 2008 at
5:03 pm
“And now, ladies and gentlemen, Puss ‘N Boots will perform A reverse 1½ somersault with 3½ twists.”
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ZenBlue
February 5th, 2008 at
5:04 pm
Look into my eyes… look into my eyes - not around my eyes - just my eyes.
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Renton
February 5th, 2008 at
5:07 pm
With the door and windows shut, Mr Cuddles could only look on as the neighbours dog let his tires down again.
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Renton
February 5th, 2008 at
5:12 pm
I iz in yur livin room. Pretendin iz da lamp.
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Craig Cole
February 5th, 2008 at
5:17 pm
Help! I iz locked in basement!
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Renton
February 5th, 2008 at
5:18 pm
Now Mr Cuddles had tasted blood. Nothing would be the same again for him, or anyone.
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Leah
February 5th, 2008 at
5:23 pm
My fellow cats, I will be taking over for Jeff.
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dncucf
February 5th, 2008 at
5:33 pm
Now where did I put that blue figurine?
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Madjoan
February 5th, 2008 at
5:34 pm
I’m not overweight! I’m Undertall.
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distinctlyD
February 5th, 2008 at
5:37 pm
I seez dead ppl
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margot
February 5th, 2008 at
5:49 pm
‘and you always stand like this? …freaks’
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ydoc
February 5th, 2008 at
6:43 pm
“Go into the light, Carrie Anne!”
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trishlovesdolphins
February 5th, 2008 at
6:48 pm
Billy didn’t have the heart to tell Fluffy that MeerCat manor wasn’t Cats:LIVE.
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trishlovesdolphins
February 5th, 2008 at
6:49 pm
Just a few more feet and I can ride the big cat rides!
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ydoc
February 5th, 2008 at
7:17 pm
“I don’t know what it was fluffy…it looked like a little blue pill. I thought it was a Skittle.”
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Shark
February 5th, 2008 at
7:42 pm
I iz dis tall.
Can I haz rollercoasterz now? -
WordyGrrl
February 5th, 2008 at
7:58 pm
OMG…
You ated mah cookeh! -
vinsrygg
February 5th, 2008 at
8:07 pm
3 versions:
- Srsly, DOWN IN FRONT!!1!
- I can has encore???
- I gots no strings!!1!
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vinsrygg
February 5th, 2008 at
8:10 pm
or lastly…
FREEBIRD!!1!
No rlly, plz??
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Meg
February 5th, 2008 at
8:20 pm
“MOTHER! Turn Darrin back this INSTANT!”
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Darnoc
February 5th, 2008 at
8:30 pm
“My God it’s full of stars”
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tripleX
February 5th, 2008 at
9:27 pm
It’s him. It’s Benito Pussolini.
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tripleX
February 5th, 2008 at
9:31 pm
I really, really shouldn’t have eaten that coat hanger…
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tripleX
February 5th, 2008 at
9:37 pm
Man, I’m stuffed!
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tripleX
February 5th, 2008 at
9:59 pm
Oh no, it’s true! I really should shave my legs more often…
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Andrew Neisch
February 5th, 2008 at
10:13 pm
“I haz long legs”
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Brtus
February 5th, 2008 at
11:33 pm
Me testicals be gone
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Bunny
February 5th, 2008 at
11:36 pm
Grizabella Purrsephone of Kitteh Hawk, North Carolina was unfortunately overcome with a paralyzing case of stage fright during the fur-suit portion of the pageant.
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Snappy
February 5th, 2008 at
11:40 pm
Please Sir, may I have some More?
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farty
February 6th, 2008 at
12:45 am
WILL YOU PLEASE TAKE THIS OUT OF ME?!?!
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farty
February 6th, 2008 at
12:49 am
Stuffing a cat erect is more disturbing than cute.
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tripleX
February 6th, 2008 at
2:22 am
The chair, the trembling knees, the fear in his eyes…he probably just saw a mouse…
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faeke
February 6th, 2008 at
3:04 am
you no feeds me yet, you can’t leaves!
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faeke
February 6th, 2008 at
3:10 am
you stoled hiz bucket! you’s horrible!
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faeke
February 6th, 2008 at
3:13 am
you’s no buy my tuna? my hart is crusheded.
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Diaz
February 6th, 2008 at
3:31 am
“and the grizzly was like ‘who’s been eating my porridge?’”
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Diaz
February 6th, 2008 at
3:41 am
holy crap! who would have thought you can see so far standing on 2 legs..
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lordunger
February 6th, 2008 at
4:47 am
The cops are coming. Act natural.
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lordunger
February 6th, 2008 at
4:53 am
i AM an ewok
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Eugenio Martínez
February 6th, 2008 at
5:19 am
Get your fucking head out punk!
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Diaz
February 6th, 2008 at
5:58 am
I’m standing on 2 legs and you give me tuna? I expect at least a salmon!
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Diaz
February 6th, 2008 at
6:00 am
OMG! You got a bald spot!
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Diaz
February 6th, 2008 at
6:04 am
Thats your fiance? I’m gonna get my ass whooped..
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Diaz
February 6th, 2008 at
6:06 am
Y’all look small from up here! Like ants, nice juicy ants… Mmmm ants…
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Diaz
February 6th, 2008 at
6:11 am
What? Cats aren’t the lords of the earth?
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Diaz
February 6th, 2008 at
6:17 am
Thanks for all the fish? Humans have been giving dolphins fish? And all we get is some dry biscuits?
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Diaz
February 6th, 2008 at
6:23 am
Where is the kitty litter??!!!
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Diaz
February 6th, 2008 at
6:45 am
Mice are the smartest things on earth?
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Diaz
February 6th, 2008 at
6:59 am
Mice are the smartest beings on earth?
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Robustion
February 6th, 2008 at
7:24 am
Long Cat!!!!
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Diaz
February 6th, 2008 at
7:43 am
Holiez krap! Is at teh vet. Is knews i had 2 much catnip.
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wendy
February 6th, 2008 at
9:09 am
Everything’s so GREEEEEN….
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Jonas
February 6th, 2008 at
9:38 am
The ring! He stole my precious!
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Broken5hift
February 6th, 2008 at
10:03 am
voyeur kitty is watching……. waiting
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taciturnvegan
February 6th, 2008 at
10:22 am
mommy? mommy? please don’t leave me mommy! i love you mommy! please don’t leave. Mommy?
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RMK
February 6th, 2008 at
10:54 am
“Puttin’ on the Ritz!”
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RMK
February 6th, 2008 at
10:54 am
Oh, wow, you can sit. Good dog. Now watch this!
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RMK
February 6th, 2008 at
10:55 am
Chew the fish… Chew the fish… I always forget to chew the fish…
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Jitterbuggery
February 6th, 2008 at
12:24 pm
‘Optic Blast!’
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Patrick
February 6th, 2008 at
12:37 pm
“I loved it…much better than “Cats”. I am going to see it again and again.”
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G
February 6th, 2008 at
1:43 pm
“Look at you, standing there on your hind legs like a couple of Rory Calhouns.” - Montgomery Burns
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ThomasH
February 6th, 2008 at
3:39 pm
Invisible testikels.
I haz them.
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Tom
February 6th, 2008 at
3:48 pm
“Thank you, sir. May I have another!”
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PhineusQButterfat
February 6th, 2008 at
4:05 pm
How long did the label say it would be before the suppository would dissolve?
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tripleX
February 6th, 2008 at
5:30 pm
I’m not paranoid! My owner and his new girlfriend are really talking about shaving, waxing and eating me!
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tripleX
February 6th, 2008 at
5:39 pm
Rare picture of the serial dog raper.
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tripleX
February 6th, 2008 at
5:41 pm
Dr. Evils cat ready to dominate the world…as soon as he finds his suspenders…
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tripleX
February 6th, 2008 at
5:49 pm
Owww…these hemorrhoids are killing me…
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Sam
February 6th, 2008 at
7:20 pm
That is when Miffy realized they had not said tutored.
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Snappy
February 6th, 2008 at
8:11 pm
Duuude… wiener dogs taste better than actual wieners, you gotta try one!
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Snappy
February 6th, 2008 at
8:13 pm
Dear Lord… I have eight nipples!
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Diamond
February 6th, 2008 at
9:52 pm
Dude, what on god’s green earth are you doing to her?!
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pridesax
February 6th, 2008 at
10:31 pm
“Oh Crap, I’ve Been Caught!”
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pridesax
February 6th, 2008 at
10:33 pm
This is proof that not all cat-burglars get away.
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pridesax
February 6th, 2008 at
10:34 pm
“I made you another cooky but I eated it againz.”
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pridesax
February 6th, 2008 at
10:34 pm
“I swear officers I didn’t do it!”
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trishlovesdolphins
February 7th, 2008 at
1:45 am
Fluffy never forgot his days as an extra on Meercat Manor
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trishlovesdolphins
February 7th, 2008 at
1:46 am
Does this fur make my butt look big?
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trishlovesdolphins
February 7th, 2008 at
1:52 am
In a post apocalyptic world, 1 cat stands between us and total anarchy. Mad Cat, Beyond Thunderdome!
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trishlovesdolphins
February 7th, 2008 at
1:53 am
Did someone say tuna?
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tripleX
February 7th, 2008 at
8:57 am
If ‘The Secret’ is right, I’m human, I’m human, I’m human…
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tripleX
February 7th, 2008 at
9:22 am
I’m not crazy, I’m a lighthouse!
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tripleX
February 7th, 2008 at
9:30 am
One giant hairball, ready for launch!
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SinisterDexter