Comments on: Caption Monkey 18: Listen to ME!

By: Alex

Alex — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 02:34:58 +0000

Congrats to MariV #23, who won this week’s Caption Monkey, as picked by Ape Lad himself!

By: Mark

Mark — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 05:08:40 +0000

I said NICE BEARD!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: Cam

Cam — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 04:51:04 +0000

Yaah trick yaaaah!!!!

By: LMH

LMH — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 11:31:27 +0000

Mom said these beards make our faces look like vaginas! Then she kissed me!

By: Billy j

Billy j — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 05:11:47 +0000

‘Nice beard(s), jackass!’

By: LMH

LMH — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 04:08:16 +0000

No more ear sex, bro!

By: Iva

Iva — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 20:35:18 +0000

Say cheese, dammit!

By: Ian

Ian — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 19:01:38 +0000

“No more illegal downloads!!!”

By: Ian

Ian — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 19:00:29 +0000

“Clones, you shout? But that would make our love affair extremely taboo…”

By: Ian

Ian — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 18:59:17 +0000

“You know, this the opposite of how a fire drill should go.”

By: Ian

Ian — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 18:54:03 +0000

Turns out there ARE places you shouldn’t put Ben Gay.

By: Ian

Ian — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 18:52:56 +0000

BEARD!

By: farty

farty — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 06:10:07 +0000

i said DID YOU EAT MY LAST DRUMSTICK?!?!

By: farty

farty — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 06:08:45 +0000

his screaming is better than this Celine Dion

By: farty

farty — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 06:07:51 +0000

i hope he is able to put it in my ear before he FALLS ASLEEP!!!

By: Lionel Ash

Lionel Ash — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 03:44:04 +0000

They Are Night Zombies!! They Are Neighbors!! They Have Come Back From The Dead!! Ahhhh!

(courtesy of Sufjan Stevens)

By: Snappy

Snappy — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 03:25:05 +0000

I’ll use my crane-tiger style kung-fu to put this bud in your ear!

By: Snappy

Snappy — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 03:22:55 +0000

Bob, the lab just called, and they said there was a little mix-up, sorta. I’M Bob, you’re the clone.

By: Snappy

Snappy — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 03:18:07 +0000

Dude! Lawrence Welk is still uncool!

By: Snappy

Snappy — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 03:14:56 +0000

Man, you really need to see the doctor, your earwax tastes terrible!

By: Snappy

Snappy — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 03:12:08 +0000

I’m a freak! A freak I tell you! I was born with no epiglottis, see? Now do you see?!

By: Snappy

Snappy — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 03:09:16 +0000

I’ve been wanting to tell you for so long, I’m really a girl!

By: Snappy

Snappy — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 03:06:52 +0000

Man, this steams! There’s yet another cruelty-to-animals post on Neatorama yet! Help me think of a good comment to start a flame war!

By: Snappy

Snappy — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 03:02:35 +0000

You’ve been going through my butt-plug collection again, dammit!

By: Snappy

Snappy — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 02:57:23 +0000

Bro, will you stop being so selfish, and see if my meth-mouth is starting to show?

By: Silent Vision

Silent Vision — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 02:54:00 +0000

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

By: Jim White

Jim White — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 02:53:28 +0000

My Oh-pinyons, You can hear them now.

By: Snappy

Snappy — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 02:53:25 +0000

Dude, why are your ear-buds plugged into that wall socket?

By: Snappy

Snappy — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 02:49:14 +0000

I Never Loved You!!!

By: Snappy

Snappy — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 02:45:57 +0000

Spam!!!

By: Levi

Levi — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 22:37:14 +0000

What he doesn’t know is that we secretly replaced his regular iPod headphones with a stethoscope. Lets watch and see what happens.

By: LuAllen

LuAllen — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 21:25:26 +0000

“I’ve got good news, I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO!”

By: Mitochondria

Mitochondria — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 20:43:33 +0000

If you don’t stop with the “Learn to Speak like Gilbert Gotfried in a Week” CD I’m going to KILL SOMEONE!

By: Mitochondria

Mitochondria — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 20:40:03 +0000

Bush got re-elected!

By: heather

heather — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 20:06:25 +0000

guy on left: FOR THE LAST TIME: NO ONE ELSE WANTS TO HEAR YOU’RE RENDITION OF A QUEEN MEDLEY!!

By: Christophe

Christophe — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 20:03:56 +0000

Dang. Patrick beat me to the ‘can u hear me now’.
As I feel vanquished, let’s do it in French :

“CA REND SOURD!”

By: Ali S.

Ali S. — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 20:03:38 +0000

Unfortunately, Adam realized to late that duct taping his earphones to his head would have prevented Mada’s ninja ear ambushes.

By: trishlovesdolphins

trishlovesdolphins — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 19:28:57 +0000

You sure do got a purdy mouth!

By: ED

ED — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 18:06:38 +0000

“Wait a minute, I think he’s trying to say something?”

By: Mitochondria

Mitochondria — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 18:00:46 +0000

I’m PREGNANT!!!

By: dreikelvin

dreikelvin — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:52:16 +0000

“YOU WERE WROOOOONG. 911 ISN’T THE PIZZA DELIVERY SERVICE!!°”

By: Trish

Trish — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:47:20 +0000

In Soviet Russia, clone screams at you!

By: gympanzi

gympanzi — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:45:17 +0000

I SAIDDDD…COULD YOU PLEASE TURN IT DOOOOWWWWNNNN A LITTLE?!?!!?……

By: Andrew G

Andrew G — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:42:19 +0000

Clones can get quite angry when you forget to take them out for their walk.

By: Dan Smith

Dan Smith — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:25:59 +0000

“Hey bro! Check me out, I can SCREAM LIKE A MONSTER!! RAAA!!!”

By: Dan Smith

Dan Smith — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:22:10 +0000

“I LOVE THE SPINDOCTORS!! WHOO!”

By: Dan Smith

Dan Smith — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:20:53 +0000

“I BOUGHT A ZUNE AND IT SUCKS! YARRRG!!!”

By: Johnpatrick

Johnpatrick — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 16:45:08 +0000

I am the ghost of music piracy future!

By: MariV

MariV — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 16:41:50 +0000

The decaf was MIIIINNNNEEEEEE!

By: Snake

Snake — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 16:27:52 +0000

“I did not clone you to listen to Mika all day!”