Comments on: Caption Monkey 18: Listen to ME! http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/29/caption-monkey-listen-to-me/ The Neat Side of the Web Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:28:06 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Alex http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/29/caption-monkey-listen-to-me/comment-page-2/#comment-428765 Alex Sat, 02 Feb 2008 02:34:58 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/29/caption-monkey-listen-to-me/#comment-428765 Congrats to MariV #23, who won this week's Caption Monkey, as picked by Ape Lad himself! Congrats to MariV #23, who won this week's Caption Monkey, as picked by Ape Lad himself!

]]> By: Mark http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/29/caption-monkey-listen-to-me/comment-page-2/#comment-427157 Mark Fri, 01 Feb 2008 05:08:40 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/29/caption-monkey-listen-to-me/#comment-427157 I said NICE BEARD!!!!!!!!!!!! I said NICE BEARD!!!!!!!!!!!!

]]> By: Cam http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/29/caption-monkey-listen-to-me/comment-page-2/#comment-427112 Cam Fri, 01 Feb 2008 04:51:04 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/29/caption-monkey-listen-to-me/#comment-427112 Yaah trick yaaaah!!!! Yaah trick yaaaah!!!!

]]> By: LMH http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/29/caption-monkey-listen-to-me/comment-page-2/#comment-425561 LMH Thu, 31 Jan 2008 11:31:27 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/29/caption-monkey-listen-to-me/#comment-425561 Mom said these beards make our faces look like vaginas! Then she kissed me! Mom said these beards make our faces look like vaginas! Then she kissed me!

]]> By: Billy j http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/29/caption-monkey-listen-to-me/comment-page-2/#comment-424883 Billy j Thu, 31 Jan 2008 05:11:47 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/29/caption-monkey-listen-to-me/#comment-424883 'Nice beard(s), jackass!' 'Nice beard(s), jackass!'

]]> By: LMH http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/29/caption-monkey-listen-to-me/comment-page-2/#comment-424834 LMH Thu, 31 Jan 2008 04:08:16 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/29/caption-monkey-listen-to-me/#comment-424834 No more ear sex, bro! No more ear sex, bro!

]]> By: Iva http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/29/caption-monkey-listen-to-me/comment-page-2/#comment-424205 Iva Wed, 30 Jan 2008 20:35:18 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/29/caption-monkey-listen-to-me/#comment-424205 Say cheese, dammit! Say cheese, dammit!

]]> By: Ian http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/29/caption-monkey-listen-to-me/comment-page-2/#comment-424063 Ian Wed, 30 Jan 2008 19:01:38 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/29/caption-monkey-listen-to-me/#comment-424063 "No more illegal downloads!!!" "No more illegal downloads!!!"

]]> By: Ian http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/29/caption-monkey-listen-to-me/comment-page-2/#comment-424059 Ian Wed, 30 Jan 2008 19:00:29 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/29/caption-monkey-listen-to-me/#comment-424059 "Clones, you shout? But that would make our love affair extremely taboo..." "Clones, you shout? But that would make our love affair extremely taboo..."

]]> By: Ian http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/29/caption-monkey-listen-to-me/comment-page-2/#comment-424056 Ian Wed, 30 Jan 2008 18:59:17 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/29/caption-monkey-listen-to-me/#comment-424056 "You know, this the opposite of how a fire drill should go." "You know, this the opposite of how a fire drill should go."

]]> By: Ian http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/29/caption-monkey-listen-to-me/comment-page-2/#comment-424040 Ian Wed, 30 Jan 2008 18:54:03 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/29/caption-monkey-listen-to-me/#comment-424040 Turns out there ARE places you shouldn't put Ben Gay. Turns out there ARE places you shouldn't put Ben Gay.

]]> By: Ian http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/29/caption-monkey-listen-to-me/comment-page-2/#comment-424037 Ian Wed, 30 Jan 2008 18:52:56 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/29/caption-monkey-listen-to-me/#comment-424037 BEARD! BEARD!

]]> By: farty http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/29/caption-monkey-listen-to-me/comment-page-2/#comment-423121 farty Wed, 30 Jan 2008 06:10:07 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/29/caption-monkey-listen-to-me/#comment-423121 i said DID YOU EAT MY LAST DRUMSTICK?!?! i said DID YOU EAT MY LAST DRUMSTICK?!?!

]]> By: farty http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/29/caption-monkey-listen-to-me/comment-page-2/#comment-423117 farty Wed, 30 Jan 2008 06:08:45 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/29/caption-monkey-listen-to-me/#comment-423117 his screaming is better than this Celine Dion his screaming is better than this Celine Dion

]]> By: farty http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/29/caption-monkey-listen-to-me/comment-page-2/#comment-423114 farty Wed, 30 Jan 2008 06:07:51 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/29/caption-monkey-listen-to-me/#comment-423114 i hope he is able to put it in my ear before he FALLS ASLEEP!!! i hope he is able to put it in my ear before he FALLS ASLEEP!!!

]]> By: Lionel Ash http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/29/caption-monkey-listen-to-me/comment-page-2/#comment-422923 Lionel Ash Wed, 30 Jan 2008 03:44:04 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/29/caption-monkey-listen-to-me/#comment-422923 They Are Night Zombies!! They Are Neighbors!! They Have Come Back From The Dead!! Ahhhh! (courtesy of Sufjan Stevens) They Are Night Zombies!! They Are Neighbors!! They Have Come Back From The Dead!! Ahhhh!

(courtesy of Sufjan Stevens)

]]> By: Snappy http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/29/caption-monkey-listen-to-me/comment-page-2/#comment-422915 Snappy Wed, 30 Jan 2008 03:25:05 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/29/caption-monkey-listen-to-me/#comment-422915 I'll use my crane-tiger style kung-fu to put this bud in your ear! I'll use my crane-tiger style kung-fu to put this bud in your ear!

]]> By: Snappy http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/29/caption-monkey-listen-to-me/comment-page-2/#comment-422912 Snappy Wed, 30 Jan 2008 03:22:55 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/29/caption-monkey-listen-to-me/#comment-422912 Bob, the lab just called, and they said there was a little mix-up, sorta. I'M Bob, you're the clone. Bob, the lab just called, and they said there was a little mix-up, sorta. I'M Bob, you're the clone.

]]> By: Snappy http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/29/caption-monkey-listen-to-me/comment-page-2/#comment-422906 Snappy Wed, 30 Jan 2008 03:18:07 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/29/caption-monkey-listen-to-me/#comment-422906 Dude! Lawrence Welk is still uncool! Dude! Lawrence Welk is still uncool!

]]> By: Snappy http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/29/caption-monkey-listen-to-me/comment-page-2/#comment-422902 Snappy Wed, 30 Jan 2008 03:14:56 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/29/caption-monkey-listen-to-me/#comment-422902 Man, you really need to see the doctor, your earwax tastes terrible! Man, you really need to see the doctor, your earwax tastes terrible!

]]> By: Snappy http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/29/caption-monkey-listen-to-me/comment-page-1/#comment-422898 Snappy Wed, 30 Jan 2008 03:12:08 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/29/caption-monkey-listen-to-me/#comment-422898 I'm a freak! A freak I tell you! I was born with no epiglottis, see? Now do you see?! I'm a freak! A freak I tell you! I was born with no epiglottis, see? Now do you see?!

]]> By: Snappy http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/29/caption-monkey-listen-to-me/comment-page-1/#comment-422896 Snappy Wed, 30 Jan 2008 03:09:16 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/29/caption-monkey-listen-to-me/#comment-422896 I've been wanting to tell you for so long, I'm really a girl! I've been wanting to tell you for so long, I'm really a girl!

]]> By: Snappy http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/29/caption-monkey-listen-to-me/comment-page-1/#comment-422894 Snappy Wed, 30 Jan 2008 03:06:52 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/29/caption-monkey-listen-to-me/#comment-422894 Man, this steams! There's yet another cruelty-to-animals post on Neatorama yet! Help me think of a good comment to start a flame war! Man, this steams! There's yet another cruelty-to-animals post on Neatorama yet! Help me think of a good comment to start a flame war!

]]> By: Snappy http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/29/caption-monkey-listen-to-me/comment-page-1/#comment-422889 Snappy Wed, 30 Jan 2008 03:02:35 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/29/caption-monkey-listen-to-me/#comment-422889 You've been going through my butt-plug collection again, dammit! You've been going through my butt-plug collection again, dammit!

]]> By: Snappy http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/29/caption-monkey-listen-to-me/comment-page-1/#comment-422887 Snappy Wed, 30 Jan 2008 02:57:23 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/29/caption-monkey-listen-to-me/#comment-422887 Bro, will you stop being so selfish, and see if my meth-mouth is starting to show? Bro, will you stop being so selfish, and see if my meth-mouth is starting to show?

]]> By: Silent Vision http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/29/caption-monkey-listen-to-me/comment-page-1/#comment-422880 Silent Vision Wed, 30 Jan 2008 02:54:00 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/29/caption-monkey-listen-to-me/#comment-422880 Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V. Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

]]> By: Jim White http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/29/caption-monkey-listen-to-me/comment-page-1/#comment-422878 Jim White Wed, 30 Jan 2008 02:53:28 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/29/caption-monkey-listen-to-me/#comment-422878 My Oh-pinyons, You can hear them now. My Oh-pinyons, You can hear them now.

]]> By: Snappy http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/29/caption-monkey-listen-to-me/comment-page-1/#comment-422876 Snappy Wed, 30 Jan 2008 02:53:25 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/29/caption-monkey-listen-to-me/#comment-422876 Dude, why are your ear-buds plugged into that wall socket? Dude, why are your ear-buds plugged into that wall socket?

]]> By: Snappy http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/29/caption-monkey-listen-to-me/comment-page-1/#comment-422865 Snappy Wed, 30 Jan 2008 02:49:14 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/29/caption-monkey-listen-to-me/#comment-422865 I Never Loved You!!! I Never Loved You!!!

]]> By: Snappy http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/29/caption-monkey-listen-to-me/comment-page-1/#comment-422859 Snappy Wed, 30 Jan 2008 02:45:57 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/29/caption-monkey-listen-to-me/#comment-422859 Spam!!! Spam!!!

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