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70 Comments to "Caption Monkey 18: Listen to ME!"
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felix
January 29th, 2008 at
6:10 am
I’M BRINGING SEXY BACK! YEAH YEAH!
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Felipe V. Alves
January 29th, 2008 at
6:11 am
AAANNNSSSWERRR YOUURRR STUPID CELPHOOONNEEEE!!!
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Felipe V. Alves
January 29th, 2008 at
6:14 am
AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH!!! There should be no electricity running trough this thing dude!!
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thegiantsnail
January 29th, 2008 at
6:27 am
And now… in stereo…
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TeaFizz
January 29th, 2008 at
6:30 am
“Pardon me… do you have any Grey Poupon?”
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Kevin
January 29th, 2008 at
6:42 am
Can this wait? I’m watching some great porn on the internet
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MarkB
January 29th, 2008 at
6:55 am
I said…SOMEONE STOLE YOUR IPOD!!!!
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Louise
January 29th, 2008 at
7:51 am
“So who won Caption Monkey 17 IT’S BEEN OVER FOUR WEEKS NOW!”?”
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dan
January 29th, 2008 at
7:55 am
HEY ME, THIS IS YOUR CONSCIENCE TALKIN, STOP LISTENING TO NORMA JEAN!
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S-r-ex
January 29th, 2008 at
7:59 am
THIS! IS! SPARTAAA!!!
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Patrick
January 29th, 2008 at
8:12 am
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW!!!!!
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wvpv
January 29th, 2008 at
8:26 am
CHEEZBURGER, I NEEDZ IT!!!!
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Sandman
January 29th, 2008 at
9:04 am
“iScream”
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Justin
January 29th, 2008 at
9:57 am
KHAAANNNN!!!
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Donovan
January 29th, 2008 at
9:58 am
MONKEYS!!!!!!!!!!!
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pinkfuzzysweater
January 29th, 2008 at
10:05 am
i traveled back in time to ask myself “why are you listening to WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!”
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SarahW
January 29th, 2008 at
10:11 am
You hear that, Ben Affleck? That is the bomb that is your career!
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Bruno S.
January 29th, 2008 at
10:25 am
“… the voices in his head were getting louder and louder”
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ananna
January 29th, 2008 at
10:44 am
I said, your beard is HAAAAAWWWWT!
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Pam
January 29th, 2008 at
11:13 am
Excuse me, but your slip is showing.
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Snake
January 29th, 2008 at
11:27 am
“I did not clone you to listen to Mika all day!”
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MariV
January 29th, 2008 at
11:41 am
The decaf was MIIIINNNNEEEEEE!
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Johnpatrick
January 29th, 2008 at
11:45 am
I am the ghost of music piracy future!
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Dan Smith
January 29th, 2008 at
12:20 pm
“I BOUGHT A ZUNE AND IT SUCKS! YARRRG!!!”
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Dan Smith
January 29th, 2008 at
12:22 pm
“I LOVE THE SPINDOCTORS!! WHOO!”
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Dan Smith
January 29th, 2008 at
12:25 pm
“Hey bro! Check me out, I can SCREAM LIKE A MONSTER!! RAAA!!!”
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Andrew G
January 29th, 2008 at
12:42 pm
Clones can get quite angry when you forget to take them out for their walk.
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gympanzi
January 29th, 2008 at
12:45 pm
I SAIDDDD…COULD YOU PLEASE TURN IT DOOOOWWWWNNNN A LITTLE?!?!!?……
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Trish
January 29th, 2008 at
12:47 pm
In Soviet Russia, clone screams at you!
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dreikelvin
January 29th, 2008 at
12:52 pm
“YOU WERE WROOOOONG. 911 ISN’T THE PIZZA DELIVERY SERVICE!!°”
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Mitochondria
January 29th, 2008 at
1:00 pm
I’m PREGNANT!!!
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ED
January 29th, 2008 at
1:06 pm
“Wait a minute, I think he’s trying to say something?”
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trishlovesdolphins
January 29th, 2008 at
2:28 pm
You sure do got a purdy mouth!
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Ali S.
January 29th, 2008 at
3:03 pm
Unfortunately, Adam realized to late that duct taping his earphones to his head would have prevented Mada’s ninja ear ambushes.
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Christophe
January 29th, 2008 at
3:03 pm
Dang. Patrick beat me to the ‘can u hear me now’.
As I feel vanquished, let’s do it in French :“CA REND SOURD!”
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heather
January 29th, 2008 at
3:06 pm
guy on left: FOR THE LAST TIME: NO ONE ELSE WANTS TO HEAR YOU’RE RENDITION OF A QUEEN MEDLEY!!
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Mitochondria
January 29th, 2008 at
3:40 pm
Bush got re-elected!
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Mitochondria
January 29th, 2008 at
3:43 pm
If you don’t stop with the “Learn to Speak like Gilbert Gotfried in a Week” CD I’m going to KILL SOMEONE!
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LuAllen
January 29th, 2008 at
4:25 pm
“I’ve got good news, I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO!”
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Levi
January 29th, 2008 at
5:37 pm
What he doesn’t know is that we secretly replaced his regular iPod headphones with a stethoscope. Lets watch and see what happens.
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Snappy
January 29th, 2008 at
9:45 pm
Spam!!!
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Snappy
January 29th, 2008 at
9:49 pm
I Never Loved You!!!
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Snappy
January 29th, 2008 at
9:53 pm
Dude, why are your ear-buds plugged into that wall socket?
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Jim White
January 29th, 2008 at
9:53 pm
My Oh-pinyons, You can hear them now.
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Silent Vision
January 29th, 2008 at
9:54 pm
Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V. -
Snappy
January 29th, 2008 at
9:57 pm
Bro, will you stop being so selfish, and see if my meth-mouth is starting to show?
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Snappy
January 29th, 2008 at
10:02 pm
You’ve been going through my butt-plug collection again, dammit!
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Snappy
January 29th, 2008 at
10:06 pm
Man, this steams! There’s yet another cruelty-to-animals post on Neatorama yet! Help me think of a good comment to start a flame war!
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Snappy
January 29th, 2008 at
10:09 pm
I’ve been wanting to tell you for so long, I’m really a girl!
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Snappy
January 29th, 2008 at
10:12 pm
I’m a freak! A freak I tell you! I was born with no epiglottis, see? Now do you see?!
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Snappy
January 29th, 2008 at
10:14 pm
Man, you really need to see the doctor, your earwax tastes terrible!
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Snappy
January 29th, 2008 at
10:18 pm
Dude! Lawrence Welk is still uncool!
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Snappy
January 29th, 2008 at
10:22 pm
Bob, the lab just called, and they said there was a little mix-up, sorta. I’M Bob, you’re the clone.
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Snappy
January 29th, 2008 at
10:25 pm
I’ll use my crane-tiger style kung-fu to put this bud in your ear!
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Lionel Ash
January 29th, 2008 at
10:44 pm
They Are Night Zombies!! They Are Neighbors!! They Have Come Back From The Dead!! Ahhhh!
(courtesy of Sufjan Stevens)
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farty
January 30th, 2008 at
1:07 am
i hope he is able to put it in my ear before he FALLS ASLEEP!!!
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farty
January 30th, 2008 at
1:08 am
his screaming is better than this Celine Dion
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farty
January 30th, 2008 at
1:10 am
i said DID YOU EAT MY LAST DRUMSTICK?!?!
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Ian
January 30th, 2008 at
1:52 pm
BEARD!
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Ian
January 30th, 2008 at
1:54 pm
Turns out there ARE places you shouldn’t put Ben Gay.
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Ian
January 30th, 2008 at
1:59 pm
“You know, this the opposite of how a fire drill should go.”
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Ian
January 30th, 2008 at
2:00 pm
“Clones, you shout? But that would make our love affair extremely taboo…”
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Ian
January 30th, 2008 at
2:01 pm
“No more illegal downloads!!!”
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Iva
January 30th, 2008 at
3:35 pm
Say cheese, dammit!
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LMH
January 30th, 2008 at
11:08 pm
No more ear sex, bro!
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Billy j
January 31st, 2008 at
12:11 am
‘Nice beard(s), jackass!’
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LMH
January 31st, 2008 at
6:31 am
Mom said these beards make our faces look like vaginas! Then she kissed me!
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Cam
January 31st, 2008 at
11:51 pm
Yaah trick yaaaah!!!!
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Mark
February 1st, 2008 at
12:08 am
I said NICE BEARD!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Alex
February 1st, 2008 at
9:34 pm
Congrats to MariV #23, who won this week’s Caption Monkey, as picked by Ape Lad himself!
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