Homey Airport

By Miss Cellania in Travel on Jan 24, 2008 at 9:29 am

The super-secret Area 51 has a new name: Homey Airport. I am not making this up.

Capt. Jessica Martin, a spokeswoman for Nellis Air Force Base, which sits 85 miles south of Homey Airport and is responsible for the airspace and any ground facilities, said that “we already know about the designation, but it doesn’t have any effect on operations at the base.”

Martin said she didn’t know the origin of the name “Homey Airport.”

No word yet on what the aliens think of the name change. Link -via Boing Boing

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Pudifoot
Jan 24th, 2008 at 11:29 am
i like the “No trespassing beyond this point”. oh sure, you can trespass over there, but once you get beyond here, no more trespassing!
Thomas
Jan 24th, 2008 at 11:50 am
There’s a hilarious joke involving the name of the base. I just can’t think of it right now.
Kraka
Jan 24th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
By Aliens you mean them stoopid Christians, right?

Take Jesus with you, get him off this planet and back to his own. And hurry up, we don’t want any more Christians poisoning and polluting our Earth with spaced-out ideas of Heaven and Hell.
Christophe
Jan 24th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
it says “Photography is prohibited”! Neatorama is going to get sued for diffusing contraband pics!
Another legal mayhem for Alex

@ Kraka : WTF? Out of context.
joo
Jan 24th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
yeah, i’m by no means a christian but that is just wildly out of context and unnecessary. it seriously reeks of the desperation of someone who’s just trying to start a fight for no reason other than spite, which sure as hell doesn’t get anyone anywhere in the debacle that is religious debate.
ted
Jan 24th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
That’s what trolls are for, silly.
Alex
Jan 25th, 2008 at 4:17 am
@Christophe: If I go missing, you know who’s responsible!

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