Comments on: Would You Eat Your Friend if Trapped in a Blizzard? http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/23/would-you-eat-your-friend-if-trapped-in-a-blizzard/ The Neat Side of the Web Mon, 09 Nov 2009 19:15:59 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: jim http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/23/would-you-eat-your-friend-if-trapped-in-a-blizzard/comment-page-1/#comment-509545 jim Sat, 12 Apr 2008 03:44:20 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/23/would-you-eat-your-friend-if-trapped-in-a-blizzard/#comment-509545 I would eat my friend I will kill them eat them even there butts. I did once I invited one over for a sleep over and when he fell asleep I striped him nakid with help of my sister. Woke him up and found himself nakid in a pan about to be cooked. But then I fliped him on his belly so I could put ingredients on his butt and then I striped my sister put her on top of my other friend. So them my nakid sister and my nakid friend was cooked by me to getter and then I ate him and her. Both of there butts tasted really good. But my friends stomic was the best I would eat my friend I will kill them eat them even there butts. I did once I invited one over for a sleep over and when he fell asleep I striped him nakid with help of my sister. Woke him up and found himself nakid in a pan about to be cooked. But then I fliped him on his belly so I could put ingredients on his butt and then I striped my sister put her on top of my other friend. So them my nakid sister and my nakid friend was cooked by me to getter and then I ate him and her. Both of there butts tasted really good. But my friends stomic was the best

]]> By: Marina http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/23/would-you-eat-your-friend-if-trapped-in-a-blizzard/comment-page-1/#comment-413702 Marina Thu, 24 Jan 2008 23:07:46 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/23/would-you-eat-your-friend-if-trapped-in-a-blizzard/#comment-413702 46% My friends would be happy. 46%

My friends would be happy.

]]> By: Jeb http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/23/would-you-eat-your-friend-if-trapped-in-a-blizzard/comment-page-1/#comment-413452 Jeb Thu, 24 Jan 2008 20:03:48 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/23/would-you-eat-your-friend-if-trapped-in-a-blizzard/#comment-413452 If I did this test with my co-workers in mind, rather than close friends, the percentage of likelihood of me eating humans would be much higher. If I did this test with my co-workers in mind, rather than close friends, the percentage of likelihood of me eating humans would be much higher.

]]> By: Tom http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/23/would-you-eat-your-friend-if-trapped-in-a-blizzard/comment-page-1/#comment-413119 Tom Thu, 24 Jan 2008 16:41:06 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/23/would-you-eat-your-friend-if-trapped-in-a-blizzard/#comment-413119 48%. It's a tossup. Generally, I would only eat them if they died of natural causes first, or if I killed them in self defense (ie they tried to kill and eat me). Being the only one with significant fat, I'd outlast them. 48%. It's a tossup. Generally, I would only eat them if they died of natural causes first, or if I killed them in self defense (ie they tried to kill and eat me).

Being the only one with significant fat, I'd outlast them.

]]> By: The Nag http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/23/would-you-eat-your-friend-if-trapped-in-a-blizzard/comment-page-1/#comment-412861 The Nag Thu, 24 Jan 2008 14:12:14 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/23/would-you-eat-your-friend-if-trapped-in-a-blizzard/#comment-412861 Don't fret, I have much worse personality flaws :) Don't fret, I have much worse personality flaws :)

]]> By: RN http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/23/would-you-eat-your-friend-if-trapped-in-a-blizzard/comment-page-1/#comment-412551 RN Thu, 24 Jan 2008 09:22:26 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/23/would-you-eat-your-friend-if-trapped-in-a-blizzard/#comment-412551 Why wait for a blizzard? In front of a warm fireplace is so much cozier. Why wait for a blizzard?

In front of a warm fireplace is so much cozier.

]]> By: mexichica85 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/23/would-you-eat-your-friend-if-trapped-in-a-blizzard/comment-page-1/#comment-412423 mexichica85 Thu, 24 Jan 2008 06:31:14 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/23/would-you-eat-your-friend-if-trapped-in-a-blizzard/#comment-412423 %48 Not bad if you play your cards right I guess. Or how hungry I am. %48

Not bad if you play your cards right I guess.

Or how hungry I am.

]]> By: biltmore http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/23/would-you-eat-your-friend-if-trapped-in-a-blizzard/comment-page-1/#comment-412411 biltmore Thu, 24 Jan 2008 06:18:17 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/23/would-you-eat-your-friend-if-trapped-in-a-blizzard/#comment-412411 Crap, forgot to mention that I'm 57% likely to eat my friends. Crap, forgot to mention that I'm 57% likely to eat my friends.

]]> By: biltmore http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/23/would-you-eat-your-friend-if-trapped-in-a-blizzard/comment-page-1/#comment-412407 biltmore Thu, 24 Jan 2008 06:16:06 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/23/would-you-eat-your-friend-if-trapped-in-a-blizzard/#comment-412407 OM NOM NOM NOM! OM NOM NOM NOM!

]]> By: Dianne http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/23/would-you-eat-your-friend-if-trapped-in-a-blizzard/comment-page-1/#comment-412286 Dianne Thu, 24 Jan 2008 04:20:14 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/23/would-you-eat-your-friend-if-trapped-in-a-blizzard/#comment-412286 Not me! I just joined Weight Watchers and would never be able to figure out the point values. Not me! I just joined Weight Watchers and would never be able to figure out the point values.

]]> By: Steohawk http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/23/would-you-eat-your-friend-if-trapped-in-a-blizzard/comment-page-1/#comment-412272 Steohawk Thu, 24 Jan 2008 04:04:28 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/23/would-you-eat-your-friend-if-trapped-in-a-blizzard/#comment-412272 I wouldn't put any stock in the results. You have the power to make your own choices, and they aren't predetermined by some test. Still, it's kinda amusing, but nothing more. I wouldn't put any stock in the results. You have the power to make your own choices, and they aren't predetermined by some test. Still, it's kinda amusing, but nothing more.

]]> By: MrPumpernickel http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/23/would-you-eat-your-friend-if-trapped-in-a-blizzard/comment-page-1/#comment-412252 MrPumpernickel Thu, 24 Jan 2008 03:51:33 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/23/would-you-eat-your-friend-if-trapped-in-a-blizzard/#comment-412252 Who wouldn't? It would be an interesting experience to say the least, just like trying dog meat. Who wouldn't? It would be an interesting experience to say the least, just like trying dog meat.

]]> By: Justin http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/23/would-you-eat-your-friend-if-trapped-in-a-blizzard/comment-page-1/#comment-412165 Justin Thu, 24 Jan 2008 02:52:21 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/23/would-you-eat-your-friend-if-trapped-in-a-blizzard/#comment-412165 Damn Alex and I thought I was pretty extreme with my 61%. How did you manage to get 83%? Let me guess, You would eat human flesh even if you weren't starving! :) Damn Alex and I thought I was pretty extreme with my 61%. How did you manage to get 83%?

Let me guess, You would eat human flesh even if you weren't starving! :)

]]> By: rob http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/23/would-you-eat-your-friend-if-trapped-in-a-blizzard/comment-page-1/#comment-412158 rob Thu, 24 Jan 2008 02:49:03 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/23/would-you-eat-your-friend-if-trapped-in-a-blizzard/#comment-412158 i've often said that my cute and cuddly jack russells would not hesitate after a few days, perhaps a week, would eat me if i lay dead and no one came to rescue them. at the heart of it, man or beast, we're programmed for survival i've often said that my cute and cuddly jack russells would not hesitate after a few days, perhaps a week, would eat me if i lay dead and no one came to rescue them. at the heart of it, man or beast, we're programmed for survival

]]> By: VonSkippy http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/23/would-you-eat-your-friend-if-trapped-in-a-blizzard/comment-page-1/#comment-412069 VonSkippy Thu, 24 Jan 2008 01:25:53 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/23/would-you-eat-your-friend-if-trapped-in-a-blizzard/#comment-412069 Surprisingly enough, I only scored a 39%. Too bad they didn't have a "would you eat your shorts" if stranded at sea calculator. Surprisingly enough, I only scored a 39%.

Too bad they didn't have a "would you eat your shorts" if stranded at sea calculator.

]]> By: Kraka http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/23/would-you-eat-your-friend-if-trapped-in-a-blizzard/comment-page-1/#comment-412059 Kraka Thu, 24 Jan 2008 01:16:53 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/23/would-you-eat-your-friend-if-trapped-in-a-blizzard/#comment-412059 Chances are I'd get eaten. I could never eat another human, no matter how hungry. And, to top it off, I don't mind the hallucinations that come from malnutrition. I'll just try to go off to the woods and die quietly before I get eaten by another human. Chances are I'd get eaten. I could never eat another human, no matter how hungry.
And, to top it off, I don't mind the hallucinations that come from malnutrition.
I'll just try to go off to the woods and die quietly before I get eaten by another human.

]]> By: sal http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/23/would-you-eat-your-friend-if-trapped-in-a-blizzard/comment-page-1/#comment-412055 sal Thu, 24 Jan 2008 01:12:11 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/01/23/would-you-eat-your-friend-if-trapped-in-a-blizzard/#comment-412055 22% for me. Odds say you're safe with me! 22% for me. Odds say you're safe with me!

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