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17 comments to "Would You Eat Your Friend if Trapped in a Blizzard?"

  • sal
    January 23rd, 2008 at 8:12 pm

    22% for me. Odds say you’re safe with me!

  • Kraka
    January 23rd, 2008 at 8:16 pm

    Chances are I’d get eaten. I could never eat another human, no matter how hungry.
    And, to top it off, I don’t mind the hallucinations that come from malnutrition.
    I’ll just try to go off to the woods and die quietly before I get eaten by another human.

  • VonSkippy
    January 23rd, 2008 at 8:25 pm

    Surprisingly enough, I only scored a 39%.

    Too bad they didn’t have a “would you eat your shorts” if stranded at sea calculator.

  • rob
    January 23rd, 2008 at 9:49 pm

    i’ve often said that my cute and cuddly jack russells would not hesitate after a few days, perhaps a week, would eat me if i lay dead and no one came to rescue them. at the heart of it, man or beast, we’re programmed for survival

  • Justin
    January 23rd, 2008 at 9:52 pm

    Damn Alex and I thought I was pretty extreme with my 61%. How did you manage to get 83%?

    Let me guess, You would eat human flesh even if you weren’t starving! :)

  • MrPumpernickel
    January 23rd, 2008 at 10:51 pm

    Who wouldn’t? It would be an interesting experience to say the least, just like trying dog meat.

  • Steohawk
    January 23rd, 2008 at 11:04 pm

    I wouldn’t put any stock in the results. You have the power to make your own choices, and they aren’t predetermined by some test. Still, it’s kinda amusing, but nothing more.

  • Dianne
    January 23rd, 2008 at 11:20 pm

    Not me! I just joined Weight Watchers and would never be able to figure out the point values.

  • biltmore
    January 24th, 2008 at 1:16 am

    OM NOM NOM NOM!

  • biltmore
    January 24th, 2008 at 1:18 am

    Crap, forgot to mention that I’m 57% likely to eat my friends.

  • mexichica85
    January 24th, 2008 at 1:31 am

    %48

    Not bad if you play your cards right I guess.

    Or how hungry I am.

  • RN
    January 24th, 2008 at 4:22 am

    Why wait for a blizzard?

    In front of a warm fireplace is so much cozier.

  • The Nag
    January 24th, 2008 at 9:12 am

    Don’t fret, I have much worse personality flaws :)

  • Tom
    January 24th, 2008 at 11:41 am

    48%. It’s a tossup. Generally, I would only eat them if they died of natural causes first, or if I killed them in self defense (ie they tried to kill and eat me).

    Being the only one with significant fat, I’d outlast them.

  • Jeb
    January 24th, 2008 at 3:03 pm

    If I did this test with my co-workers in mind, rather than close friends, the percentage of likelihood of me eating humans would be much higher.

  • Marina
    January 24th, 2008 at 6:07 pm

    46%

    My friends would be happy.

  • jim
    April 11th, 2008 at 10:44 pm

    I would eat my friend I will kill them eat them even there butts. I did once I invited one over for a sleep over and when he fell asleep I striped him nakid with help of my sister. Woke him up and found himself nakid in a pan about to be cooked. But then I fliped him on his belly so I could put ingredients on his butt and then I striped my sister put her on top of my other friend. So them my nakid sister and my nakid friend was cooked by me to getter and then I ate him and her. Both of there butts tasted really good. But my friends stomic was the best


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