RSSWould You Eat Your Friend if Trapped in a Blizzard?
By Alex in Food & Drink on Jan 23, 2008 at 7:59 pm
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Kraka
Chances are I’d get eaten. I could never eat another human, no matter how hungry.
And, to top it off, I don’t mind the hallucinations that come from malnutrition.
I’ll just try to go off to the woods and die quietly before I get eaten by another human.
VonSkippy
Surprisingly enough, I only scored a 39%.
Too bad they didn’t have a “would you eat your shorts” if stranded at sea calculator.
rob
i’ve often said that my cute and cuddly jack russells would not hesitate after a few days, perhaps a week, would eat me if i lay dead and no one came to rescue them. at the heart of it, man or beast, we’re programmed for survival
Justin
Damn Alex and I thought I was pretty extreme with my 61%. How did you manage to get 83%?
Let me guess, You would eat human flesh even if you weren’t starving! 
MrPumpernickel
Who wouldn’t? It would be an interesting experience to say the least, just like trying dog meat.
Steohawk
I wouldn’t put any stock in the results. You have the power to make your own choices, and they aren’t predetermined by some test. Still, it’s kinda amusing, but nothing more.
Dianne
Not me! I just joined Weight Watchers and would never be able to figure out the point values.
mexichica85
%48
Not bad if you play your cards right I guess.
Or how hungry I am.
RN
Why wait for a blizzard?
In front of a warm fireplace is so much cozier.
Tom
48%. It’s a tossup. Generally, I would only eat them if they died of natural causes first, or if I killed them in self defense (ie they tried to kill and eat me).
Being the only one with significant fat, I’d outlast them.
Jeb
If I did this test with my co-workers in mind, rather than close friends, the percentage of likelihood of me eating humans would be much higher.
jim
I would eat my friend I will kill them eat them even there butts. I did once I invited one over for a sleep over and when he fell asleep I striped him nakid with help of my sister. Woke him up and found himself nakid in a pan about to be cooked. But then I fliped him on his belly so I could put ingredients on his butt and then I striped my sister put her on top of my other friend. So them my nakid sister and my nakid friend was cooked by me to getter and then I ate him and her. Both of there butts tasted really good. But my friends stomic was the best
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