Job Wanted: Dude Wants to be Your Cat

Posted by Alex in Animal on January 21, 2008 at 2:51 am


What better job is there than being a cat? Here’s the resume of a guy looking for a job as … a pet cat!

The Position

I’m hiring myself out as a pet cat to anyone who wants to own me. I truly believe I would make a great pet cat, much better than your typical cat. If you’re interested we’ll sign a one year contract, renegotiable at the end of the term. Basically, I’ll provide all the services of a pet cat, while you pay for all my food and housing, plus incidentals.

It gets better from there! Link – via Miss Cellania


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11 comments to "Job Wanted: Dude Wants to be Your Cat"

  1. Christophe
    January 21st, 2008 at 6:32 am

    Dirty mind aside, I wonder if anybody would agree to scratch his belly...

  2. hearsetrax
    January 21st, 2008 at 8:25 am

    more clorine for the gene pool !!!!!!!!!!!

  3. z
    January 21st, 2008 at 9:37 am

    Can I have him neutered so he won't spray or fight or breed?

  4. Miss Cellania
    January 21st, 2008 at 11:25 am

    Yeah, he'd have to be neutered, and if he doesn't keep the mice under control, he's OUT!

  5. Vako
    January 21st, 2008 at 1:58 pm

    Oh my... doesn't he look the part?...

  6. ted
    January 21st, 2008 at 6:20 pm

    Lame.

  7. VonSkippy
    January 21st, 2008 at 6:45 pm

    Wasn't this "concept" played out on Dharma & Greg?

  8. Ali S.
    January 21st, 2008 at 7:02 pm

    Get a job you hippy! *swings cane about*

  9. Lea
    January 21st, 2008 at 8:35 pm

    I agree with the neutering part. HA incidentals.

    He thinks he's witty. Free-loader.

  10. Louisa
    January 21st, 2008 at 9:55 pm

    Sounds reasonable.

  11. ha ha ha
    January 23rd, 2008 at 10:16 am

    can I put him to sleep muh ha ha haa ahahhah!!!

    no realy


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