Job Wanted: Dude Wants to be Your Cat

What better job is there than being a cat? Here’s the resume of a guy looking for a job as … a pet cat!

The Position

I’m hiring myself out as a pet cat to anyone who wants to own me. I truly believe I would make a great pet cat, much better than your typical cat. If you’re interested we’ll sign a one year contract, renegotiable at the end of the term. Basically, I’ll provide all the services of a pet cat, while you pay for all my food and housing, plus incidentals.

It gets better from there! Link – via Miss Cellania