"I can't help it ... it felt good!"
My cousin's friend's girlfriend told me about this CollegeHumor video where every urband legend comes true in this Emergency Room.
Nurse: The east wing is overflowing, doctor - a train was derailed by a penny in the tracks.
Doctor: We need to abolish pennies!
Nurse: Two of the victims need an immediate kidney transplant
Doctor (grab bloody ziplock filled with kidneys): Thank God we got this in today ...
Girl (run in screaming): Ah, those are my kidneys. I woke up this morning without them in a bathtub full of ice...