The folks at Details took a particularly weird post on Craigslist ... and set it to music! Here's "Brush My Hair" by Scott Brown and Anthony King, with animation by Tom Eaton:
Ladies, I'm a frustrated long-haired guy
This is my open invitation
looking for a woman
or a group of women
to brush my hair ...
I request politely that you are somewhat sane. And please be clean, I don't want the area to smelling like someone decided to drink too much milk.