Comments on: God's Eye View: Scenes from the Bible As Seen from Heaven

By: Kristin

Kristin — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 15:32:28 +0000

Who's to say that Heaven is "up"? It could be around us in another dimension.

By: Abdul Alhazred

Abdul Alhazred — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 03:57:21 +0000

I guess I was not clear.

I'm an atheist, and I was playing you religious types.

By: biltmore

biltmore — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 01:35:58 +0000

Who said we were athiest? You know, there are other religions out there other than Christianity. Religions that have been around longer, and have millions and millions of followers too.

By: Abdul Alhazred

Abdul Alhazred — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 18:40:35 +0000

No no no you doubters. God is about 100 feet up. Just look at the pictures.

What's the matter with all you atheists who hate God?

By: biltmore

biltmore — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 17:27:13 +0000

@ Gz,

LMFAO!!!!!

By: mark

mark — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 16:45:42 +0000

Gz. Ok...

Anyways, this is neat. pun?

By: Britt

Britt — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 09:49:18 +0000

Thanks, GZ, for the insight. Because all Christian churches do that, amirite?

*headdesk*

Otherwise, this is way nifty.

By: Gz

Gz — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 00:12:50 +0000

Fucking stupid Christians.

Heaven is not UP there. Your Alien planet may be! Get off my planet you Christians! Bunch of fucking Alien freaks that had no place to call home so you poisoned our people on this innocent planet and fucked it all up. Damned Vampires. Why the fuck would a person want to drink the blood and eat the body of Christ the Alien every fucking Sunday? Nothing but a Vampire would ask that.

Get off my planet. Now.

By: Tim

Tim — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 22:02:41 +0000

200+ kilometer shadows?

By: James

James — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 19:31:54 +0000

Doesn't God have a couch and HDTV up there? Or does he have 360-degree vision?

By: Skipweasel

Skipweasel — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 18:31:47 +0000

I didn't realise God was up there. I was always taught he was all around us.

Actually, I'm a non-believer these days.

By: Noelegy

Noelegy — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 17:33:32 +0000

"We like to disorientate audiences a little with all our work." At first this quote tweaked my sensibilities because I thought "disorientate" was not a legitimate word, but then I found this definition on dictionary.com: \Dis*o"ri*en*tate\, v. t. To turn away from the east, or (figuratively) from the right or the truth. [R.] "To turn away...from the truth." Interesting.